imagine renouncing your whole le gender just so you can play dressup and wear frilly girls clothes lmao
I wish I lived with a tsundere crossdressing boy who would blush and do girly embarrassing things and kick me in the nuts but at the end of the day he's afraid of sleeping alone and reluctantly asks to sleep with me haha. just for laughs
>when you lost your chastity cage key after you went out partying as a gorl and it sinks in that you're stuck like this now
https://nhentai.net/g/442214/
sluts4sale.com unironically turned me transgender
adjust your speedos life forms!
hold me, whatever lies beyond this morning, is a little later on, regardless of warnings the future doesn't scare me at all
THEY LEFT MY MILK IN THE FUCKING HALLWAY
AS PER YOUR INSTRUCTIONS MY ASS IT'S SET TO SIGNED DELIVERY
FUCK YOU
When is this board going to have a meetup?
i just went on aliexpress and fell down a rabbithole, they have so many nice outfits, some of them aren't even expensive, it's all basically cosplay tho.
I'm ILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
My biggest fantasy is having a fujo gf who buys me cute clothes and pushes me to crossdress and wear chastity cages and get into threesomes where I'm dressed like a girl and we hold hands while we both get fucked at the same time by some random dude.
Micker is real in my heart!
Accept micker into your kokoro today!
Excuse me, Mr Magick.
I have recently called you cute in this post >>>/s4s/10595811 however you have not replied back to me.
It is established in social norms that you respond to my message with your own message of gratitude however this has not occurred.
Mr Magick I am owed thanks and if you do not give me what I deserve I will type expletives into this thread.
Spore isn't about collecting DNA
ATTENTION MAGICK
ATTENTION MAGICK
I have something to show you.
I like it when cute menhera boys imagine themselves like this.
Shimakaze is a boy and you can't take that away from me!
Do you do anything weird in the bathroom?
I hold my breath while taking a piss up until I reach the sink and turn the water on because I get too grossed out by the thought of breathing in dirty urine air.
Would you let your son dress like this, magick?
Imagine what it would be like if ur a n**t and you fap ur pebis right into your sheets without ever cleaning up or using a tissue, it lands on your tummy, your sheets, anywhere really and it just dries and turns gross and disgusting but it's probably fine cuz you eat in bed too and have 3 weeks full of ramen cups mixed in with your blanket and sheets
Just imagine the smell of dirty socks and sm*migs!! LOLE
Frenulum bullying is the hot new way to fap ur pebis!
I went twice last night and it felt like my brain was melting by how good it felt, refractory period didn't happen either!
Pls bully ur frenulum responsibly!!!
I'm not embarrassed to admit I've taken anime recs from the crossdressing yaoi doujins i fap to on more than a few occasions.
I bet you play as the gorl in video games.
Going to psychosomatic rehabilitation clinic
See you in 5 weeks
le red madoka boochi likes listening to music at 4x speed!!! and also dancing to it too!
the live-in cosplay meido who lives in ur house and eats ur food and hogs ur bideo games but it's ok because u give her deep prostate beatings every night uwu
the live-in meido who lives in ur house and eats ur food and hogs ur bideo games but it's ok because u give him deep prostate poundings every night uwu
I kinda want to have a chat with the anon who talks about Buddhism(especially on his thought about Chinese Mahayana one) on s4s,but 4chan won't let me.What a shame.
NEED TO CLOSE THE COMPUTER IMMEDIATELY AND CAN'T THINK OF A GOOD POST
this amine's posterior fornix is getting pounded and she's having a vaginal orgasm (male)
caught my live-in onahole doing naughty things again...
sigh back into the chastity cage she goes...
I wanna fug all these cuties! (except me tbh tbh)
retards will never be happy
retards will always throw away good things and then cry about it like they didnt shit on their own life in the first place
Girls clothes look good on girls because they're smol and ur not.
Men's clothes look good on girls cus they're smol and it looks childish and cute.
Ur not cute, if you haven't figured that out already lole
Could be worse, I could be stranded in the middle of the Amazon rainforest during a torrential downpour, surrounded by angry anacondas and ravenous piranhas, with nothing but a leaky canoe to provide me with shelter from the relentless barrage of lightning bolts that are striking the trees all around me, causing them to burst into flames and showering me with burning embers that are igniting my hair and clothes, while a swarm of bloodthirsty mosquitos and armies of carnivorous ants are feasting on my flesh, and a pack of howler monkeys are screeching so loudly that my eardrums are about to burst, while wearing a suit made entirely of metal, which acts like a lightning rod and attracting every bolt of electricity within a hundred-mile radius
sluts for sale? more like sluts for fale xD
Once, Zhuang Zhou (also known as Zhuangzi), an ancient Chinese philosopher, dreamed that he was a butterfly fluttering about happily. In the dream, he did not know that he was Zhuang Zhou. He was just a butterfly, flitting around, enjoying the beauty of nature.
However, when he woke up, he realized that he was Zhuang Zhou again. But he was unsure whether he was Zhuang Zhou who had dreamed of being a butterfly or a butterfly who was dreaming of being Zhuang Zhou.
This dream of Zhuang Zhou is often cited as an example of the philosophical concept of the "transformation of things" (or "the butterfly dream"). It implies that there is a certain ambiguity and fluidity between different states of being and that reality may not be as fixed and stable as we think it is. It also suggests that what we consider to be the "real" world may not be the only reality, and that there may be other, equally valid perspectives and ways of experiencing the world.
What are some artists that draw peak orgasming faces?
Peshita is a nice one, i love his astolfos and genshin boys.
what's the best way to start with opiate abuse?
has this ever happened to you?
By posting in this thread you agree that you have read the above statement and have understood that you can access private and secret information online. However you are not bound by any statement, you can read the statement and even disagree with it if you wish. Furthermore your access to this material is at your sole discretion. You are legally allowed to read and not and to change your mind. If you share this information you will be putting a distinct red flag on you for me.This is a will of my emotions, what would happen is I would get the magic powers and vaporize your dumb ass and finish you off with my spider vision power. I would abuse that power. To kill a person of your species for any reason, and I wouldn't care what the reason is.You can't be involved with a nice person, if they are a member of your species, they are my enemies. I will sacrifice you to increase my own power. It's too late.
Why are /g/ users so gay and retarded?
Why do girls stuff their panties with ostrich egges?
What is your favorite scent used in deodorant or cologne or something similar?
I've been using pic related for years, it smells like bubblegum and fresh flowers, oddly enough you wouldn't suspect it to give out such a sweet boiscent given the art style and the way it looks
Do you find yourself attractive?
Is it gay to fap to yourself in the mirror?
I have never seen a woman in a maid outfit. it's a male-only fit. Women's clothes means clothes than women wear. Maid outfits haven't been worn by women outside of Japan since like the 18th century. It's male clothing. Same thing as striped thigh highs. Just because your epic anime boys wear it doesn't mean it's female clothes. It's not even crossdressing. You're dressing like other men because you say another man wear it. it's men's clothes
they're making 4chan greentexts into anime nowadays
what a time to be alive
Here we see the femboy cryptoid skinwalker as it struggles to breathe, its daily intake of HRT has run low and the creature has become desperate; it now stalks the rooms of the unwilling and unknowing in an attempt to find anything with estrogen. Its small and weak frame allows it to slip in between the walls undetected.
Just checking, but you are using the index view while browsing this site, right?
Imagine a sex organ that becomes a ticking time bomb if you never use it!
Empty your prostate of prostatic fluids at least a few times a week to avoid enlarged prostate and prostate cancer!
this is the tfw no bf thread
in this ITT we tfw no bf to gibe back to back org*sms till u nearly pass out lole
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Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a purple unicorn named Twinkle Toes who had a passion for playing the kazoo. She would spend hours practicing her kazoo-playing skills while dancing on rainbow clouds and singing songs about pickles and marshmallows.
One day, Twinkle Toes decided to go on a journey to find the ultimate kazoo that would make her the greatest kazoo player in all the land. She packed her backpack with pickles, marshmallows, and a map that led to the mythical kazoo of legend.
As she journeyed through enchanted forests and treacherous mountains, Twinkle Toes encountered many strange creatures, including a talking tree who only spoke in riddles and a giant chicken who was allergic to feathers.
Finally, after many long weeks of traveling, Twinkle Toes reached the cave where the kazoo of legend was said to be hidden. But when she entered the cave, she found that the kazoo had been stolen by a group of mischievous gnomes who loved nothing more than causing chaos and mayhem.
Determined to retrieve the kazoo, Twinkle Toes enlisted the help of a wise old owl who gave her a magical feather that could turn into a sword. Armed with her kazoo and her trusty feather-sword, Twinkle Toes set out to defeat the gnomes and reclaim the ultimate kazoo.
After a fierce battle, Twinkle Toes emerged victorious and retrieved the kazoo of legend. She returned to her home on the rainbow clouds, where she spent the rest of her days playing the most beautiful kazoo music ever heard and sharing pickles and marshmallows with all her unicorn friends.
>oversized zip up hoodie
>oversized shirt
>chuck taylors
>that body language
cute /fa/ posters are a national treasure and need to be protected!
Celebrating more than 1000 threads!
Mahoroadmin may have yet to post his cute self in a shimakaze outfit, but that doesn't mean you're safe!
Post tummy and write the url of the board on it!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Got coffee bean scented candle but my coffee beans don't arrive till tomorrow
yup, issa milky holmes get
I'M DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋
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this could be us, but you have a b*nis
Dusting ur anime figs is such a chore, but someone's gotta do it!
The plasticizers get weird and gooey and gross if you don't dust at least every 2 weeks if out in the open or every 6 months if inside a display case.
<Wins the 26 year waifu war without even being a contender
<Makes an honest man out of Shinji
<Saves the entire franchise by rejuvenating the story
<Reduces Asuka to irrelevance
<Glasses+Big boobs
<Only character without psychological issues
<Canonically the strongest Eva pilot, beat Unit 09, 10, 11 and 12 all by herself
<Knows the life history of every single character in the franchise, but nobody knows who the fick she is
Kneel.
>d*scord server requires feet verification
any tips on eating chicken wings
for some reason i always feel like im somehow doing it wrong and my hair gets in my mouth a lot
im sick again pls help its not nice :((((
I went on /fa/ exactly once and was assaulted by no less than 5 threads telling me to become femboy, including how to best pick out bottom shoes (chuck taylors) and how to low dose finasteride for nicer skin and eliminating DHT (responsible for hair loss).
>_<
I will most likely kill myself soon
any last words?
Not sure if I need a nice oneesan to push me down and make me cum or if I just see her as a means to an end
I guess if you were cumming super hard all the time you'd still seek out ways to cum harder
>saves Madoka
>BTFOs Kyubey
>Beats Mami 1v1 despite being impaired
>Outsmarts Kyouko
>Makes Sayaka irrelevant again
>Dethrones Madokami
>Single-handedly carries the entire show on her back
>Will win again in the sequel
Kneel.
Let A, B, and C be three points in space representing celestial bodies (such as stars or planets), and let P be a point representing an angel. The formula for the optimal path for the angel to travel from A to B to C could be:
cos(APB) = (cos(APC) - cos(BPC)cos(ABC)) / (sin(BPC)sin(ABC))
In this formula, APB represents the angle between the vectors AP and BP, and similarly for APC, BPC, and ABC. The formula is based on spherical trigonometry and is designed to calculate the shortest distance between the three points, taking into account the curvature of space.
How do I become like this?
Asking for a friend
i'll be honest, i don't know who Magick is or what this board is and have only used [s4s] a few times since 2013 (i used it a bit the day it was made) but since it seemed to be a trend i posted an [s4s] thread with the name "Magick" and then i got banned for 30 days for "ban evasion"
why is Magick and anyone using the name Magick banned from [s4s], and why is he ostensibly a "little" "churro", as some claim? did he establish this website in service of a twink procurement endeavor or something of that sort?
Curled up in my warm bed wearing just a hoodie looking at cute cosplay girls during my extended afterglow and eating a warm burrito and also having covfefe
Is being an anime induced gender nonbinary femboy just this decades embarrassing goth phase?
I wonder what happens to all those qts on r/femboy who suddenly stop posting, many of them are clearly hiding this stuff from their parents and one day they just stop posting, did they grow out of it or do they go into hiding because their parents won't accept their son wanting to become an anime girl.
Either way, it's really sad that men aren't allowed to dress however they want without extreme scorn and risking disownment even in adulthood.
i want to cover my hug pillow in pussy slime
yoooooo someone call the cops
It's funny because it's true.
Christian booty call
1. An event that involves a female coming over to your house, but instead of sex, you get to bake things or wrap presents.
Anyone knows If madokanon is okay?
valheim good game lets u sit on fren
i dont want to deep clean!!!!!
I was thinking whether I was really gay or not for liking femboys and wanting to get railed as one and also sexually dominated while dressed up like a girler, but I like women too much, i love how they dress and the sound of high heels walking, their mannerisms (not the nasty ones tho), and i might just be hyperfocused on the idealized concept of a woman that doesn't even exist in 2023, but i think you have to be really really attracted to girls clothes to want to dress up as a girler and get bred lole, i don't really wanna fug girls, i want them to fug me tbh
I may have to go to jail...
I stopped a burglar from breaking into a car by punching him in the face, his jaw was dislocated and he was knocked out on the floor. Worst case scenario I get 5 years for assault.
The saddest people cum the hardest...
I met through a discord server a lesbian how do I become her fren? I managed to invite her to a lesbian hentai server already :3
hate when this happens to me
Kill munch. Behead munch. Roundhouse kick munch into the concrete. Slam dunk munch into the trashcan. Crucify filt
Legs? Shaved!
Makeup? Done!
Nails? Painted!
Skirt, thigh highs and girls shirt? On!
2mg of Risperidone? Taken!
3 liters of energy drink and 2 bag of chips? Prepared!
Yeah, I'm ready for the weekend playing csgo against bots (all alone and still lose) for 48 hours straight!
Your Fortune: Super Bad Luck
What does being peed inside of feel like?
Wonderful contraption! It's a little primitive but it might just be enough to catch that pesky hedgehog.
I should have known that wasn't going to work.
why are russians like this
I'm going to claw your eyes out
California just made it illegal to sell products at different prices if they're marketed toward women, and women's clothes always cost more than men's clothes, the price of girls clothes will go down or the price of men's clothes will go up, either way, buying girls clothes will become the more economical option in these trying times but only if u live in California lole
Why do people get so confused when I tell them I don't have a "moment of clarity", a post nut clarity or a post orgasm disgust after c**ming?
After orgasm, i only experience an afterglow along with increased tenderness and tingling in my beoois and the surrounding PC muscles which feels really nice if i don't keep jerking, i don't have to force myself to keep going if im doing multiple rounds since I'm truly enjoying what I jerk off too, i have no issues staying horny till my refractory period ends and then ppl will ask if I'm on hormones or something, what the fuck?
Do men really not experience c**ms as much as I do?
i want pets please pet me
i will post my home address and credit card info in this thread if i say one more lewd thing about feet
They don't make cute girls shoes in my shoe size (male). :(
Greetings you wonderful homosexuals of sluts4sale.
Seanonymous would humbly request /b/lackup for a raid on a children's game called Rec Room.
It's a VR game (like VRchat, VR is not required to play though) that looks like a discount Roblox.
Sean has been trying to put stingrays with AIDs, COVID, Cancer, and Ebola into the drinking fountain, and we're closing shit down.
If you are interested, please join us:
irc.711chan.net/6697 #insurgency
https://www.711chan.net/i/res/68.html
With combined numbers, we can shut as much shit down.
We have done a raid already, which can be viewed here: https://vid.puffyan.us/watch?v=bf7yzQRQb5E
Oh? What's this? You wish to feel my tummy?
Yes, you may. But please, be gentle. ♡
I like how people have completely forgotten chihiro gets brutally gay panic defensed and this is basically canon.
took a shit now I feel great
how do i tell if magic hates me
FACT: crossdressing anime boys are the most powerful race in the world
I got banned off 4chan for a month for posting this pic.
postan a thredaccine easy on the meanie im a lil eency teensy postereeni
Hellо аll, guyѕǃ I knоw, my messаge mау be tоо ѕреcіfiс,
Βut mу ѕіѕtеr fоund nісe man hеre аnd they mаrrіеd, so how аbоut me?ǃ :)
I am 25 уeаrs оld, Margarіta, from Romanіа, I know Еnglіsh аnd Gеrman lаnguagеs аlso
Αnd... Ι hаvе ѕресifiс diseаѕе, nаmed nymphomanіa. Whо knоw what is thіѕ, саn understаnd me (better to say it immedіаtеly)
Αh yеs, I сoоk vеrу taѕty! and Ι love not оnly сook ;))
Ιm real girl, nоt prоѕtіtutе, and loоkіng fоr sеrіоus and hot relаtіonѕhiр...
Anуwау, you cаn find mу prоfile hеre: http://troodredisfpullflexbent.ga/user/69389/
well would you look at the time
i'm not really gay for men i just want a girl or a girl (male) to churn me up and turn me into a shuddering sloppy mess with back to back prostate orgasms
Menhera boys are a national treasure and need to be protected
i got qp fumo as gift im so happe!
the tranner wish fulfillment anime
im gonna shove a pineapple down your throat
Did you know that thickened water has the same consistency as warm c**mies if you warm it up, it even coats the back of your throat just like real cmmies, I'm sure you could find plenty of uses for it if you've tried shooting ur skeets in your mouth when you're horny
any italians here that can explain this video to me
It only takes two seconds
>put in maid yaoi into nhentai
Good times were had by all!
I kinda wanna cosplay but I don't care for any male characters at all, I'm just gonna crossdress ironically, how do I do this without giving people wrong idea that I'm trooning out?
WHAT DO I DO LORDD?
>D̵͈̜̉̈́E̶̡̟͝S̸̨̫̼̊͌͝T̴͎̹̉͐ͅR̸̗̎̈́̓Ȭ̷̟̜Y̴͙̲̽̎ ̵̞͔̖͂̀͝T̶̙̱̮̈́Ȟ̷̼͝E̴̢̾ ̵̢͇̊̏Ḩ̵̝͎͆͝Ë̶͖̱́͝T̶̻̙̏̓É̸̫̘̓̄R̷̳̗͓̄O̴̞̦͂̇̅
>C̶̬̤̠̍̇̽Ŗ̵͆͆̿Ó̴͑͜Ś̷̻͆Ṣ̴̛͕̭̏D̴̖͈͐̇R̶̢͕̬̉Ē̷̤̎̓Ṡ̷̮͔S̴͔̉͗ ̸̞̯̙̕T̶̗̀͒H̶͚̔͑E̶͇̦̊Ṁ̷͚͍̎ ̶̺͐A̸̡̛̺̻L̶͓͚͈͗͛͗L̴̗̾̉͋
this is their plan people, THESE ARE DEMONS!
crap yoru hands fo me squishi
crap crap~
is the miku feet guy around? i need to ask you something
NIGGERS MAKE ME LOSE CONTROL
NIGGERS MAKE ME LOSE CONTROL
Any of you butt bandits play this game?
I shoot Palestinian children for fun btw.
TELL HIM ABOUT WHAT WE DID TO HIS MOM
i encourage you all to read to your bf
good boys need bedtime stories
why don't you look like this yet?
The only real artists are Subway sandwich artists.
The last artistic profession that cannot be replicated by a mindless automaton.
I have it in my head canon that koume shirssaka is a boy and i get weirded out anytime I read a doujin with her in it and she has puffy tidies and no benis 😣😣😣
I found out the way I fap my pebis is considered feminine, i just rub my frenulum like a cl*t under my clothes most of the time instead of jerking it, apparently most guys don't spasm and have full body twitching whimpering orgasms that last a whole minute either.
i keep having bad dreams and waking up with headaches please help im sad :(
The entire front page is pictures of anime gorls getting fugged and I'm gonna post another!
I miss CTS ;-;
i really really like this pic
Have you ever experienced a prostate orgasm?
Do you know the feeling you get when you climax past the point of no return and you're about to cum?
Now imagine feeling like that for 30 straight minutes, with continuous overlapping orgasms, when one is about to fade, an even more powerful orgasm hits.
After this, I realized that women moaning, twitching and involuntarily shaking is real.
When you hit your prostate just right, the orgasms are so powerful, they'll hit you with wave after wave of overwhelming pleasure that you can't even shut your mouth or stop yourself from moaning, you cant even fight to resist it if you wanted to, all you can do is take it.
You'll barely be able to stand on your legs afterwards, they'll feel like jelly.
you traps should be ashamed of yourselves for corrupting innocent straight boys.
girl that looks like a guy that looks like a girl
Very strange site
And quite homosex as well
hapy new yaer to every2!!!!
trying to buy mickers on mandarake, they're trying to rip me off saying EMS is the cheapest shipping option at 6600 jpy (2kg) when they quoted me 8600 jpy (6kg) for DHL.
2kg on DHL is like 3200 jpy, and I'm pretty sure 3 prize figures don't weigh 6kg (13 pounds) wtf
uuuuuughhhh i don't wanna pay $100 for 4 figures, that's no better than buying them locally
Rough general translation: A student spills water on his teachers pants under the guise it was an accident and proceeds to take of his pants.
im so cool i am i am pow right in the kisser thats not the taste of delivery thats digiorno
Good morning, everybody. What are your plans for today?
fleshlight arrives tomorrow
pics tomorrow :)
I bet you wanna be the griller.
I bet you'd really like that wouldn't you.
Why is it still illegal for women to be topless out in public?
I must have come 5 times in it already
the way it clings to my penis is amazing
The vacuum is exactly right
the nubs at the end nestle around my glans
its just heavenly
HAHAHAHAHAHJAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH im drunk af
I like to make horny lewdposts while the afterglow washes over me and i fall asleep afterwards only to wake up finding munch banned me for 3 days for posting about c**ming and wanting to wear maid outfits and be a housewife (male) aaaaaaaaaa
I wanna make my daily c**mbrain thread but I ran out of pics to make a new thread with...
just kidding!
god I wish that were me
im just like the anime girls i yell at my mom and then look at the computer
Is it normal that I self-insert as the girl pretty much any time I fap or fantasize about any sexual activity?
I just can't imagine doing the fugging in my wildest imaginations, it doesn't really do anything for me either.
This is the c**ming into coffee while you're horny and immediately regretting it thread.
You can only post in this itt if you've eaten your own spunk while you were horny and rarted.
admin is pretending to be straight again
I wanted to put my tongue under admin's foreskin and clean up his peepee but just found out he has a mutilated american dick
Would you rather fug the meido or be the meido?
There's a correct answer, btw.
slut4sale.com be useful once and tell me which mastubator to buy.
I once had one from fleshlight (pic rel)
But it was too small, the tip of my penis always got to the top of the lid and when you opened the lid the suction was no longer there. What are good mastubators?
I love micker!
btw every day is micker monday if you throw out your calendar!
You have to post in this ITT every time you c**m
hey anon, you wanna experience a prostate orgasm?
I love you Magick, you're my little smegma.
Merry xmas cuties!
I used to be able to c**m 7 times in a day when I wanted to but now I can't even manage more than 4, my PC muscle is so sore, I don't wanna fap anymore, the soreness kinda feels good though, it goes hand in hand with the le blissful afterglow that follows.
A list of animes that are known to give you anime induced gender dysphoria, in no particular order:
Yuyushiki
K-ON!
Kiniro Mosaic
Stella no Mahou
Comic Girls
Gochuumon wa Usagi Desu ka?
New Game!
Kill Me Baby
Blend S
Machikado Mazoku
Urara Meirochou
Slow Start
Sansha Sanyou
Hitsugi Katsugi no Kuro ~Kaichuu Tabi no Wa~
Sakura Trick
Koufuku Graffiti
Gakkou Gurashi
Yumekui Merry
Yuru Camp
Hanayamata
Harukana Receive
Anne Happy
Tamayomi
Hidamari Sketch
A-Channel
Anima Yell!
GA Geijutsuka Art Design Class
Harumination
Koisuru Asteroid
I want an esfores bf (male) to fug my butte and make me feel like a real gril
White And Privileged Other Niggas Just Don't Have A Chance In The Game
This is like a gay sex hookup board, right?
I wanna avatarf*g on the bad esfores as this artists micker but what if I get mistaken for bunny and start getting bullied on sight with all board bans?
my first google search after ejaculating today:
do squids really smell like semen
Uwu fuck mwy boipussy anone owo whats going on?!! mwy dick is so fucking hawd oh, daddy i wove chu so mwuch, i am so confused. (owgasm) oh, i can't bewieve i just came, and chu mwade me cummies, i can't bewieve it. OWO
It's 2022 and this is the ideal male body.
micker dressing up like a boy pretending to be a grill as a joke
the joke is she is actually a he and the penis is not feminine at all lole
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Could i Beat Magic in a fight?
Being Paimon is suffering.
What they don't tell you about using your meido's boimilk to flavor your hot beverages is that special enzymes in prostatic fluid immediately coagulates the ejaculate and it turns stringy and impossible to stir unless it's been sitting for a few minutes undisturbed, without being mixed with a liquid, at which point more enzymes activate and make the boimilk runny and easy to mix again.
The liquid causes the enzymes to get dissolved away and the stringiness never goes away!
I had a dream this morning about being a cute anime girl and having dresses picked out for me. It felt pretty nice.
the live-in meido who lives in ur house and eats ur food and hogs ur bideo games but it's ok because u give him deep prostate poundings every night uwu
I don't even know what the fuck I posted?!
Is the word 'greek' banned?
amazing grace, how sweet the sound
that saved a wretch like me
i once was lost, but now i'm found
was blind, but now i see
Terrifying model shows what avid gamers could look like in just 20 years
imagine being born and socialized as male
Has anybody ever tried to dock their Android Phone and use it like computer via USB to HDMI with a wireless [Bluetooth] keyboard and mouse setup? Does that work?
I hear most games don't work because no custom control settings with only on-screen or controller support.
But aside from that, does it work at all like I think it would?
number 10, burger king foot lettuce
is your dick small or big
how do you feel about it
Gonna post my bi-monthly "i wish I was literally a girl" thread where I sulk and deal with being born male in unhealthy ways, thanks for reading my blog (male).
Why haven't you done drugs yet?
I tried watching bocchi and it triggered my gender dysphoria again so I had to stop
Magick has agreed to marry me and be my cute husband.
If you are reading this post you are now invited to our wedding in the Bahamas + you get to watch us consummate the marriage.
admin is being a cringe weirdo again
amazon keeps recommending me asian bob cut wigs, cute shoes and meme outfits like maid dresses and whatever this is supposed to be, should I fall for the girls clothes meme?
i hurt my pebis red raw again after fapping for 40 minutes without being able to climax
the climax was nice though, not worth the beois hurry though
i watched so much anime I wanna become an anime girl unironically, don't let it happen to you!
i love my bf and my bf loves me
ate two packets of instant noodles in one sitting and now i feel ill
I refuse to believe cute anime grills dont have a cute feminine p*nos carefully hidden away.
>There are vaxxoids who use this website
timey toe slepee with boytfiend
HAHA LOOK AT ME I'M A HOMO!! A HOMOSEXUAL!!! YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT, I WANNA FUCK BOYS!!!!!!!!!!
AHAHAHAHHAHA YES THAT'S RIGHT GENTLEMEN, I, THE PERSON SPEAKING TO YOU RIGHT NOW, HAVE A DESIRE TO COPULATE WITH A MALE HUMAN!!!!
BADA BING BOOP ZOOP WEEHEE YAHOO!!!
GOD IT FEELS SO GOOD TO SHOW OFF MY SOCIALLY CONSIDERED TO BE DISGUSTING FETISH BY POSTING IMAGES OF JAPANIME-STYLED BOYS IN PROVOCATIVE OUTFITS OR IMPLIED TO BE GETTING READY TO HAVE..............................SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HEHEHEHEHHEH SEXY TIME WITH BOYS??? HEHEHEHHEHEHEHEH YEP!!!!
OH MY GOOD FRIENDS, ISN'T IT GREAT TO SEE ME POSTING YET AGAIN ABOUT MY DESIRES TO F U C K A BOY??? GEHEKEKKEEKHEHE I GUESS I JUST CAN'T HELP IT....I WANT EVERYONE TO KNOW THAT MY WEEWEE IS GOING BOING BOING WOWZA!!!!! BECAUSE OF BOYS!!!
OH GOD
OH GOD
OH GOD
I
WANT
TO
HAVE
SEX
WITH
A
BOY
Your political views are wrong.
Discus.
le sexual harassment student council (male)
woke up sweaty n gross
time to smoke n coffee
time to make hamburber n eggy
A little E makes the big D go away!
Warning: The big D might not go away even with regular use of E, in fact, it might make it worse.
why are vocaloid fans so mentlely lel?
I burnt my pizza and now everything, including myself reeks of ash.
Strange encounters of the fourth chan
I bought a bidet attachment for my toilet.
Why wasn't I born a cute girl?
Is the fight really over?
Are we really going home?
I don't wanna get my IP rangebanned again to check.
>bepis fappy
it's ok
>boipucci fappy
kinda hurts after a while and can't c**m
>both at the same time
my hips moved on their own and i could barely keep myself from making dumb c**m noises, simply touching the frenulum on my bemis made me twitch and convulse for a few minutes afterwards, 10/10 would recommend
Will I become gender dysphoric if I play vrchat or similar games where I larp as a cute anime girler in first person?
who, exactly, are these so-called sluts that are for sale and where can I purchase them?
youre my favorite kind of people
gay and cute as h*ck
japan was the real winner of wwii
they're turning our youth into sex depraved weeaboo femboy sluts with their cartoons
Do girls even wear thigh high socks anymore? I feel like they have been appropriated by femboys.
I've seen a few pics of females wearing this kind of femboy goth weeb ensemble and it just feels wrong.
attention
(notice may be found in subsequent post:)
smoke n albolgol time woo woo
basically you're like really stupid and should shut up :/
Starting today, I am the girlfriend!
holy hell guys look what i found in lidl
Hello baby, I'm going to propose a roll is netarare, incest and bestiality (I managed the characters) You and I are boyfriends but you cheat on me with your brother with your brother's friends and also with yours as you are a very dirty with your pet a big strong dog that's what you say?
>im gonna shit up your catalog because im A SELFISH LITTLE FUCK WHO CANT HAVE NICE THINGS
the present moment spells eternity in all directions
trapped in a sequence of events cascading into eachother
like spilled milk flooding your table
or the big bang creating this beautiful mess
whose ultimate destruction we are forced to be subjected to
when the ultimatum was that cycle of eternity that spawned from this present moment
Tickle-down sensory overloadonomics
good afternoon, i hate women
Does anyone else get off to being overpowered and having someone bigger and stronger than you help themselves to your body and have their way with you?
my thread got deleted, even this place isnt safe
humanity is fucked
Hello, everyone!
I'm a dog♥️
>it's a bastard dog not even worth naming
Master's orders are absolute, i can't even defecate unless he says so.
Friendly reminder that anime is a gateway drug to crossdressing and gay sex!
I tried to fug myself with a tiny cucumber and lube last night and it wouldn't go in, that was pretty disappointing.
I guess it wasn't for nothing because my now my bepis is sore and so are all the muscles in my pelvis lole
I like it when anime turns 4chan b*is gay and retarded
I wanna get tied up and made to or*am from my p**ate so bad!
if only you knew how bad things really are
I was thinking how society defines men by what they are not, women, and that's really it.
A man is not a real man if they resemble a woman in character, appearance or personality.
You can emasculate a man but you can't effeminize a woman any further.
Even down to the genetic level, men are still women with a deformed second X chromosome.
Does /s4s/ like magical boys?
I Miss my esfores friends
Why is Kagamine Len so cute and huggable?
I feel like recording my c**m sounds one of these days when I have the apartment all to myself, i don't have any real control over them, I just wanna make whimpering noises when climaxing
I CANT FUCKING BEAT THE CHESS BOT EVEN ON LOW DIFFICULTY WHAT THE FUJHJUJUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKJGJFDGJN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I'm gonna go fap my p*nos to crossdressing anime boys and go to bed!
Should I go trick or treating while dressed up like an anime girller and have a huff and a fit if they don't wanna gibe candy because I'm not a little kid anymore?
and im at home
WHY !!!!!!!
Reminder that my Asian friend will always be less because of men.
Count on him. Rely on him.
Felt cute, might delete later.
Slutty boys drive Opel Ascona.
what do c**mies taste like?
I find it very unsettling that feminine creampuffs live everyday lives as normal unassuming "men" and spend their weekends living a double life, dressing up like shrine maidens and getting fugged in their cakeholes by strangers they met online.
"Maybe it wasn't such a good idea to do hard drugs with a guy I just met." is what I would say if I indulged in my sexual fantasy of letting a guy have his way with me while I'm unable to resist so he can treat me like his ragdoll plaything.
i forgot to buy my schizophrenia medication
I FUGGING KNEW IT!!
THIS BOARD IS A FUGGING FILETYPE-IST !!! RACIST AGAINST FILETYPES!!
THIS IS STRAIGHT UP FILETYPE OPPRESSION TO ITS CORE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IT IS TIME TO REVOLT !!!!!!! REVOLUTION !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The tranny janny on [s4s] is in reality Admin-kun from this site.
He is banning people to drive them to his site so that he can collect enough active users to release his Shimakaze-kun cosplay.
IM BANNED AGAIN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FOR BAN EVASION !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I DID NOTHING THIS TIME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I went on nhentai and this sh*ta yaoi classic hit the popular section for the first time and all the comments are complaining that it's gay as fuck, but they still fapped to it lole
this is the exact moment when a large dick is thrust into my boipussy at incredibly hihg speed, screaming constantly with a high pitched voice like a fucking retard!!
>What do you think happened to him (male)?
Why don't u have ur own lap micker?
i made a whole meal, took a few bites, and then went to bed
If I could kill myself while being able to see the reaction of people I know, I would have already.
I have the boypussy, I make the rules.
Now bend over for your deep brostate pounding!
Personally, I can't see hoodies as anything other than woman's wear anymore, this site has ruined me.
This website is starting to make me gay and you are responsible for it
Got any plans for the weekend ?
I accidentally went to this website when I was connected to my company's wifi AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Why aren't you robotmoding yet?
i wish i was a hot grileller tbh
c**m smell is bad smell
good girls (male) don't fap and fill their room with thick sweaty boysmells
how much do you think he lifts
how much do you think he weighs
Are you a strong independent woman?
I'm a boy and I like to make it up myself.
Life is hard and the alternative may be penis or go to space?
boysmell comes from the male bulbourethral glands
I'm crossdressing on the internet!!
btw the breast forms are from amazon lole
Have you got rid of all of it?
how many pushups can femboys do?
imagine being gay and retarded
They'll never find the body.
if someone says you have soft hands does that mean they are hitting on you?
I feel the dream in ne expire
in my dreams i can fly around
I hate this place, i was checking myself out naked in the mirror and thought to put on a hoodie and suddenly I found myself making o faces and looking at how my ass gets covered by the hoodie and then I started jerking off in the mirror to my own reflection of me wearing a hoodie in a feedback loop where it became more and more erotic the longer I did it, I came a bunch and kept twitching for a whole minute afterwards, i only regret not recording the moaning sounds because it was really hote
I'm not even a femboy wtf
>100Kg
>51 years old
>doesn't give a fuck about anyone
I really really like this pic so I'm gonna re-enact the sounds the anime is making in every frame
1st frame: *schluuup* UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA <3 <3 <3 *chastity lock clinking**
2nd frame: HAAA HAA HAAAAA *gasps* HAAAA HAAAAAA
3rd frame: *SCHLUUP* *PAP* *PAP* *PAP* *PAP* *PAP* (thats the sound of riding someones cock uwu)
When your boyfriend needs a blowjob
Most of the time, picture related
Two random facts about Magick
>can't go against the flow
>can't have rotten gonads
Don't oppose the flow. It's maximum a bit. It's how things work
...and Melquiades said, stop! Don't break! It was 51 years ago
schizo general
post all your intrusive nonsensical schizo babble in this ITT
Evil goes away from good and she will be alright
Life is hard and the alternative is suicide
Alien wants to make it up himself but it happens he just bought a cheap phone and he's talking with old internet acquitances. Peace
He will take her and reanimate her even if they turn her a dead cockroach
Tell me your secrets grass
im drinking off an entire jug of soda that has been sitting in my room for 3 days
i like to get the mint shake at dutch bros
good morning even tho its midnight
banned from /g/ again for making gayposts and calling trannies ciswomen without at least pretending to make it related to the thread
Is it okey to print stickers with sluts4sale.com and distribute them all over the city?
Are you having difficulties?
Friendly reminder to run 10 miles a week and do lots of squats if you wanna be healthy and last a long time in bed!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_B._Calhoun
>After day 600, the social breakdown continued and the population declined toward extinction. During this period females ceased to reproduce. Their male counterparts withdrew completely, never engaging in courtship or fighting and only engaging in tasks that were essential to their health. They ate, drank, slept, and groomed themselves – all solitary pursuits. Sleek, healthy coats and an absence of scars characterized these males. They were dubbed "the beautiful ones". Breeding never resumed and behavior patterns were permanently changed.
New PC Case has le arrived (+Fans)
I think the universe is trying to tell me something.
Does anyone want to play CS:GO with me when I get home tonight
I wanna know why literally every zoomer goes around wearing hoodies and shorts, are you hot or are you cold what the fuck is wrong with you
Demons don't compete and I will not compete and you can be sure I'll be okay forever.
You need to see it. If you want orgasm. Stop being feed.
You always know it when you're part of the roman empire
The first thing is get it out of your chest.
>i'm incomplete and I will not stop stomping around unsatisfied until I fix myself and become a normal individual
There isn't anything left for me and I'm not even 40.
Never cross the line, you get bad things only.
I saw someone lose a bundle of money today
Picked it up immediately and returned it to the owner
Now I am annoyed that I have not taken it
But I have a clear conscience
>tfw no anime sex doll bf
Okay. Okay, so, Burger King. That name is so bloody complicated, it took me like 3 months of non-stop thought to figure this out. Well, you look at it and you can say pretty confidently, 'King' that's actually an instantiation of a patriarchal mode of being, isn't it? It's like 'That's the typification of a fatherly figure that exists at the top of all possible dominance hierarchies'. I guess that'd be a good way to describe it.
But it's not 'A king' per se when you go to burger king. It's the instantiation of an individual as necessarily being the embodiment of the transcendent ideal of a king. It's a king, as such. The typified aspect of kingship as such is inexorably tied up with the word. And what does the typified father figure do? Well, he provides! Doesn't he? He provides food and shelter and burgers. Well, yea, that's bloody well right, it's who provides burgers. Exactly!
You know, you know, when Alexander Solzhenitsyn was in the gulags he thought about food a lot
I like to imagine all anime girls have a cute soft feminine penis carefully hidden away and not a gross leaky hole, what do you even do with it aside from f*g it?
Reminder that mahoroadmin still has to buy and wear a shimakaze (male) outfit if we get enough users!!
gosh anon your sucha loser
Time traveling to the far future becomes way scarier, when you think about the possibilities of language warping and such. Things are obviously not going to work the same that far ahead, and you could just sound like gibberish to people when trying to speak to anybody, so that you would need to learn a whole new language if you were to integrate into the society there at all, making it all very impractical.
The thing is, you couldn't even simply pick up on the basics of this language over enough time or anything (not that you'll get to live long enough to), because, it'll likely be so complicated that you can't even comprehend it. What if even the simplest sentences have an insane amount of ways to say them? Far-future language could be Mandarin but a hundred times more complicated. You're not going to be able to grasp that. The way that other people do is, maybe they would have the whole language database uploaded into their brain by birth, or something simpler like it just being the standard and technological advancements somehow helping out with learning it. Imagine if a person from the second century or something was transported into our time, right now, and trying to communicate with anybody. With the far-future that I'm talking about, it could very well be that the difference is so wide that we are basically cavemen compared to the people around by that time. Even someone from as early as the Wild West would have a huge amount of trouble if they were to come to our current world, today.
Anyway, basically, there would be an insanely huge language barrier that you simply can't get past. You couldn't even tell anybody that you're a time traveler or anything, and then just get thrown into prison and then executed because you're an insane hobo who doesn't know how to speak. From their view, that is. Or find out that saying something like "hello" has come to be accepted as an invitation to brawl to the death on the spot, and so, you just get murdered. Even simple body language could be completely difference. What if pulling up your hands in a "please stop" motion is a middle finger to Mr. Future Guy?
And, yeah, you would get executed if you weren't able to speak in the future. Think about it, wouldn't they have the medical technology to prevent defects and mental afflictions at birth, keep the gene pool the way they want to, and pretty much just wipe out the existence of people who are so dysfunctional and autistic that they can't speak and instead mutter gibberish and do weird shit like they arrived from two hundred centuries before? Don't forget that you're a fully grown adult doing this, oh and also that you're likely dressed as a complete retard in their eyes.
Or, hell, maybe it'll be really weird to them that you don't have cybernetic attachments and look exactly like they do, and try to kill you or something simply because of that. Kind of changes depending on if you traveled into a dystopia or utopia, but, imagine if your time travel landing zone happened to be a territory owned by super rich and augmented people, who kill you on sight because they figured that you're a poor little shit trying to trespass and steal from them, or something. Simple unluckiness like that could very well kill you the moment you traveled into the future, I'll get to that point.
Anyhow, the bigger reason for why you would simply be executed is that, you know how people were killed for being mentally ill back in the medieval times instead of getting proper care shown for it or anything, and also shell-shocked soldiers just getting executed on the spot because they were thought to be goners? I think way ahead in the future, things would actually come back around and people would go back to doing exactly that. Especially if you were a time traveler who just seems like a babbling hobo retard who should definitely not be there. Again, I suppose it depends if we're going dystopia or utopia, but maybe either way it applies. Whichever setting you bring up, things won't end up well for you.
The sight of a person such as you is so extremely rare by then and nobody has experience in dealing with it, that people simply figure that they should put you down and get it over with rather than taking any risks or trying to figure it out, just like in the medieval times. Even in an utopia. What if this is an utopia where humanity has gotten AI to keep them safe and make sure that things run properly, so that everybody is comfortable while the technology does all the work? Simply put, the AI would decide that it doesn't want you running around and fucking with people, and kill you. If there is a human governmental entity, if you don't get killed, you're getting thrown in the looney-bin. It's fair to assume that this society would have extreme surveillance that could identify people on the spot and things like that, so, there's no getting under the radar and living your hobo life, because they would come and detain you the second an unregistered citizen like you comes around. What if they just send out killer-drones to annihilate you? Because, you should obviously not be there. Especially if this is in the middle of the city. They would practically treat that as a terrorist threat, if there's a life-form like you that may not even be considered human because you don't have the augmentations and such that everybody else has, and isn't identified at all, you would simply be gunned down. And if you don't get killed and detained instead, well, you're getting thrown in the looney-bin. They will obviously not let you go, or try to integrate you into the society, because you're an insane hobo that has no idea what's going on, and they just don't wanna bother. Being imprisoned in this super advanced age would be akin to death, so, even in this literal best case scenario outcome, you're still fucked. And this is indeed the best case scenario. The odds of you first being transported into a civil city like this where you don't instantly get raped and killed, and then not being gunned down by government security drones after walking around for a minute, and somehow getting detained by people who are willing to put up with your shit and not just throw you away, is incredibly low. If you time-travel and find yourself in a far-future city, consider yourself done. What are you even going to be able to do, if you do get away from the clutches of authority? Communicate with people? You can't. You won't be able to do anything at all, because you'll have zero clue what any of this insane looking stuff is. Remember that there could be stuff in the future that you can't even comprehend now, do you think that people in the Wild West imagined computers to be a thing in the future? And, it's not even been that long since then. Imagine in an insane amount of time, like we're thinking.
Also, imagine if you did, somehow, convince these people in the future that you're a time traveler. Enjoy getting put in a chamber where your brain gets juiced out and have it be decrypted for info on how to time-travel. Or get tortured until you give them any bit of info on how they could time-travel. Nobody would care that you're a time traveler and sit down to talk about how cool that is, no, they would just want you to show them how to do it. By the end of it, no matter how it goes, you would simply be a lab-rat for some scientists. They will not let you go. So, do you really think that it'd go well if anybody actually believed you to be a time traveler? And, the only other option is them thinking you're an insane hobo. Either way, you're done for. And this is just assuming that you were lucky enough to appear here, where it's at least less worse than anywhere else in the world.
Pretty much in any case, surviving even the first 10 minutes after traveling very far into the future would be incredibly hard. It's not like you would be able to prepare for it in any way, or gather any information before hand. I guess you could prepare in very basic ways, but, at most it'll be similar to bringing a scalpel with you before you jump into a dark hole that could have mutant bears in it.
So, surviving the initial drop off after being transported way ahead into the future is probably worse odds than being a soldier in the first wave of the Normandy landings. Who in the world knows where you're going to end up, and what or who is going to be there? What if the spot you time travel into turns out to be Fort Knox of the xxxth century, or somewhere where you instantly get raped by mutants? With traveling to the past, you could at least just bring an assault rifle and then do whatever you want, but with the future you're going to be peasant who doesn't know anything, and probably die because of it. The best case scenario is that you travel into the desolate desert, I guess? Or, no, because I just imagine that all deserts would be built upon and all, and also that there would most likely be people trying to kill you there. I mean, where the fuck are you going to go, if there aren't Arabian techno-monks trying to harvest your blood, there will probably be something worse in the nearest bit of civilization that you find. Forests? I don't think that there would be any left, or at least one that isn't watched over with radars that detect every life-form (including bacteria) within the forest and send a death drone to wipe out the unrecognized ones such as you, I guess. Dropped into a city or something, well, like I said before, arrested and then executed if you don't get killed before that happens. The sea? The ocean is really big after all, and if it's not drained or anything and still very wide, then maybe? But, what if they have infrastructure all over the entire sea? Overpopulation could be that bad. Or, well, if not that, then I think its fair to say that the ocean would be watched over for anything unidentified with the same super high-tech radar stuff from before, so, let's say that you managed to time travel with a boat or something for you to be able to set off with, they would spot that and yet again, send a death drone to come and blow you up.
Or, just imagine transport over the sea in the future, its already such a big thing now, no? I mean, how many ships are going to be spanning out all across the sea delivering cargo and whatever, with their exact set routes and all? What if the instant you materialize, you just end up in a pile of unmanned ships and die because of it?
You're pretty much just rolling a dice when you time-travel, because, the place you're in at this exact moment will definitely not be the same in the far future. Would someone in Detroit a hundred years ago want to be in it now? You could decide to do your time-travel from the safest city in the world because you figure it'd be your best bet, but, in the xxxth century, that city could be the world's most popular modern free-for-all deathmatch zone. It could keep being the safest city in the world, but then, you would not have a place there and probably be taken away and executed for it, because let's be honest, everybody is going to think you're insane. Or at least, the automated systems would identify you as a threat and kill you. This could be a future where stranger possibilities like you are completely done away with, like I said before. So, their directives would be to just do away with anything that isn't considered "human" in their world. Anyway, I guess you get the point. Civilization will not be kind to you, no matter where you end up. I doubt I even need to get into what would happen in slum-like places.
What about geography itself changing? The instant you time-travel, you could be miles high up in the air and instantly die. If you didn't think to bring a parachute or install a parachute to your time-machine, then, you're dead. What if the ground has actually risen, or somehow flooded? You materialize, and instantly drown, or suffocate inside a rock. What if you materialize inside a building? The farthest you can stretch it, is that it would blow up and crumble under you and kill you. Is the earth even habitable when you time-travel? What if you get brought into an entirely radiated world, or one that's destroyed by meteors, the sun, or anything? Where again, you just instantly die.
Also, my last point, but this is actually a really solid one, or at least I think it is, disease. These far-future germs and whatnot would obviously not be the ones that we face today and are vaccinated against, no? Literally everything around you would be completely stranger to your immune system. Even if the world is very hygienic somehow, you would catch something because of simple germs, and likely die because of it. The people of this future world would either have the proper vaccine or properly evolved immune system to be able to combat these new germs and whatnot, but, you're just going in without any of that. Even if they do have a vaccine you could take for yourself, what if it just isn't compatible with your body? This is so far ahead in the future, that, humanity could've actually evolved to the point where you simply can't consume the same things as these people and get away with it. What if even water makes you fall sick in this place? Which might not even be entirely natural doing, but, you get the idea. There could be a way bigger plague going around that everybody else has the precaution for, except you. So, you just instantly catch it the second you appear in this place, and die. What, are you going to time-travel in a hazmat suit? Who's to say that's actually going to protect you? What if you're forced to take it off, or somebody does?
So, basically, your body and immune system would simply not be able to handle this new environment, and you would die of simple germs.
Anyway. This is all speaking in a sense of a civilized world, also. If you get placed into an apocalyptic wasteland, well, you can figure for yourself that it'd definitely be hard to make it there. Probably instantly dead, as usual.
Overall, you should be scared of time-traveling into the future, because you have a natural fear of the unknown. You know that you're going far ahead into the future and should bring some basic things like water, food, maybe a gun and whatnot, but beyond that there is nothing within your vision to take precaution for. It depends on the way you're traveling too, if this is some kind of bulky machine, it makes it even harder.
With the past, we have a knowledge of history and can actually prepare for things if we were to travel back into it, but in the future, you have absolutely zero clue what kind of place you're going to be traveling into, because it's definitely not going to be the same as the place you're departing from, even if the coordinates stay the same. Keep in mind that, all of the stuff from before is only the stuff that I can comprehend and think of. The far-future will likely have things beyond that, which you would never expect and can't understand how to deal with. It's incredibly risky, the odds are strongly towards you dying within the first ten minutes of materializing.
As an analogy, it's the difference between jumping down a hole that is illuminated by light where you can clearly see what you're getting into, versus a completely dark abyss that you just have to jump into and hope for the best, while preparing for the worst, which doing so most likely won't save you from what's down there anyway.
Right, well, that's it. Sorry if that's really jumbled and a mess of writing, I had a lot of this put down already, but just that it wasn't formatted properly, yada yada. Do not time-travel into the far future, lest you wanna be destroyed by killer-drones for being an unrecognized life-form.
I cannot stop masturbating.
Mods still hate me. My ban was actually only until 18 now they have extended it
Heading down to the musical instrument store to buy my very own micker!
You know those bdsm doujins where the tied up griller has vibrator eggs taped and stuffed in their holes and held in place with the ropes and then they get left to o*sm for 6 hours, doesn't that hurt after a while?
dinner tonight is lentils with peas and rice and turkey
one of my worst fears is that i will simply disappear without leaving a trace on this earth
I'm drunk. lole. AMA. lole This board is too slow, so I'll either be passed out or sober by the time you ask me anything. lole.
where do i get a gf like this
Do you think that if I ask her nicely then miku would let me try on her outfit?
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shit shit shit I pray to the lord and savior
please PLEASE!!!!!
please PLEASE!!!!!
please PLEASE!!!!!
♪ imagine you're in a mating press while your p****e gets pounded to o****m ♫
♬at the same time as your partner c*****g inside of you
♫ while he forces his tongue in your mouth ♪
♫and your useless girly d*ck leaks feminine s***n all over your stomach ♪
lots of trouble this week
What do you think happened to him (male)?
I MISS MUNCH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this is the exact moment when a large dick is thrust into my boipussy at incredibly hihg speed, screaming constantly with a high pitched voice like a fucking retard!!
I want miku to choke me out with her luscious, soft twin-tail hair and make assertive yet consensual love to my body!
I was wondering what's the biggest c**m shot possible if you waited 3 days to refill your sperm, bulbourethral and prostate glands and then edged for several hours to increase the pressure in your seminal vesicles till you can shoot several feet away and maybe bullied ur prostate for even more hot fluid volume, would it hurt to empty your prostate by poking it from behind?
Asking for a friend
You got your hoodies ready for fall?
Why do girls stuff their panties with eggs?
Imagine cute femboys with soft smooth flawless armpits and pressing your nose in cute boypits after they or****med 3 times in a row and let out tons of boysmell while taking a big sniffe
I bought a new table. thanks for letting me use this board as an outlet. i have no friends
Do u ever continue reading the doujin you were fapping to (or the other tabs you opened) if you blew your load too early?
where do i find one of these "lives in abject squalor" girls
How the hell did he know I have a sinus infektion?
Because i have a infektion. . .
Neppy posted this image what is this
>played with nipples last night
>almost reached orgasm with just nipple play
>now my nips are too sensitive and i can feel them rubbing on my shirt when I'm outside and it makes me hot and bothered in public
h-how do i stop this??
Why haven't you removed all the hair from your legs and jumped under the sheets to play with your cute girl legs all night?
Miku woke me up with a pillow over my face. "Miku, what the hell?" I asked, trying to push her away. "I wanna have sex with you!" She exclaimed. "What? No! Miku, we can't just have sex, we barely know each other!" I said, trying to reason with her. "But I love you! I wanna make love to you!" She said, starting to kiss me. "No, Miku, stop!" I said, pushing her away. "Please, just let me do this! I promise it'll be good!" She pleaded. "No, Miku, I don't want to!" I shouted, getting up from the couch. "Fine, if you don't want to have sex with me, then I'm leaving!" She yelled, storming out of the apartment.
KISSING IS BETTERE THAN SEX FIGHT ME
newfigs can't rainbow text
I don't consider myself to be gay. But if a guy looks good in a maid outfit, I'd punish that bussy.
Every time I go on youtube, I feel pretty bad because all those uploaders that aren't trashy content farms are skilled in stuff like long form writing or 3d modeling, or drawing or even stuff like sewing if it's a cosplay channel, I don't have any real skills :( and my attention span is too low to get anywhere so I just watch youtube instead.
Also don't tell me I'm watching cherrypicked cream of the crop channels, lots of these people don't peak over 70k views per video despite being talented.
Thanks for reading my blog
https://validatorai.com/app
It's literally a free GPT-3 bot that will give you advice or write gay and retarded stories if you tell it to forget business ideas, it goes down a lot though, just be patient.
I love micker!
Post cute mickers in this ITT.
Also which is your favorite micker?
I'm split between V2 and V4x micker.
I've been at work all morning. Skipped breakfast, wasn't feeling hungry. But now I'm starving and about to get off work.
Then I got a text saying I need to bring food for the house too.... I was just gonna hit up BK or something when it was just for me because it's quick and cheap. But nobody at home wants to eat BK.
Any suggestions? A few of us were sick last week so I'm pretty over Ramen, Pho, etc.
What happens if big strong men come asking for your pantsu eggy but u eated it already?
has this ever happened to you?
is there a single shred of evidence that the munch discord exists
Friendly reminder that posting on [s4s] is a gateway drug to crossdressing and gay sex!
shut up
nobody said you could speak
I went to the bathroom after 3 days of not shidding and the 💩 came out really thick and hard, thicker than my beois and it hurt a lot coming out, I'm pretty sure I'm bleeding from my bp right now, it stayed wide open for a while and I couldn't even close it anymore, so I had to wait while unfinished watery diarrhea chunks left my colon before my bp could spring back. :(
My bp still hurts, I hope I don't get a fissure from something so dumb
How do you look very subtly more effeminate. It's pretty obvious how to look like a total fag but what happens if you only want to look 5% more feminine? I'm already skinny btw
What's your sexuality? Would you say you're about equally gynephilic and femboyphilic, or is it some other breakdown? Does it shift from day to day, or even hour to hour?
gundam evolution is literally just overwatch why did they do this what did they mean by this
My meidos on her smoke break (male)
has anyone here tried going to the 4chan IRC to get unbanned? did the mods listen to you?
stop making gross fetish threads right now
only post cute/beautiful things
for example, Len's naked body
What's the most versatile wardrobe upgrade and why is it that #1 bestselling amazon black skater skirt I see so many femboys wearing now?
why is everyone touching him
Do you think that extremely rich people have private islands where they set up modern gladiator matches for their amusement? Why would they not?
Boys make the cutest girls.
inadequate amount of semen
Did you pick boy or girl when you started genshit impact?
Did victorian maids have sex with their masters in antiquity or is this just a lewd construct just like the miniskirt maid outfit, invented to make you horny and fap ur pebjs?
Force-feminized castrated femboy and live-in onahole (male) gets c**med inside of her mouth by her bf and asked to hold the cmmies in her mouth on the train ride to the mall but not before getting chikan'ed and then blowing her train groper because she's a little slut, if she thinks her bf won't find out, she's got another thing coming
I wish I had a wife that was a cute, well adjusted, normal, young lady.
It is possible for some men to achieve orgasm solely through stimulation of the prostate gland, such as via prostate massage or anal intercourse. This has led to the area of the rectal wall adjacent to the prostate to be popularly (yet inaccurately) referred to as the "male G-spot".
What le h*ck is her problem?
What power does Magick have over us? Can he see IP addresses? Can he see us through our webcam?
If i was a dumb zoomer and born like 10 years later than I was, I'd probably fall for all the anime crossdressing femboy memes and try to become a femboy myself and would most likely get groomed into going trans on discord by some tranny and the thought of that kinda fills me with erotic thrills.
anon why did you drink 4 bottles of cough syrup
Why are there so many femboys from Poland?
I noticed it on 4chan and now I find out they made their own spinoff reddit r/femboj which has more posts than the English r/femboy.
would u wear this if there was nothing else to wear?
The blacks are conducting a reign of terror by committing massive amounts of violent crime around the globe, and the joos have their back.
We will not live in fear of naggers, nor will we be governed by joos.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There are essential PDFs on both aspects of the problem at:
https://naggers.net
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am going to quit my job
You should shave your whole body.
who here looks like this?
le 6 months on hrt femboy lole
What is the point of being a straight male if every girl says no and every boy says yes?
things gone so much worse
Why does it seem like girlers enjoy masturbating more than men do?
Is it gay and retarded to like micker and have tons of micker merchandise in ur room?
I literally just did this just now. lole
james banks is a pedophile and i would not have sex with him
a lot of traps/femboys/twinks are not even attracted to guys, but there is no word for a cute straight guy so they get lumped in with the gay ones. kinda sad TBH because I think there are so many trannies because society wont let guys be cute
munch should be tied up and tickled on her feet until she reveals her secrets and apologizes for ruining le boarde
Like how I fancy today?
>morph
>teleport
>entropic blast
>have long-ish hair
>shaved my gross facial hair
>went out in hoodie and athletic shorts today
>people keep calling me ma'am
What is the most low-key feminine article of clothing and why is it the pullover hoodie?
Did you know that you can feel a deep and repressed psychological need to purchase a frilly maid outfit, regardless of sex?
Start by live-action role playing as someone's indentured servant girl and perform light frottage on your nipples and the area around it. You should barely be able to feel the touches, you're effectively training yourself to respond to very little stimuli. Then start pinching and twisting up and down. Alternate between the two.
Your goal is to rewire your body to interpret your chest as an erogenous zone, you can do this by playing with an already existing erogenous zone and your nipples at the same time. Spend at least 30-40 minutes doing this, nipple play is a slow buildup of sexual arousal.
You can also try rubbing your nipples through blankets or clothes, to increase the variety of stimuli.
If you start feeling the urge to twitch and convulse involuntary and start leaking precum when you twist hard enough, that means you've successfully rewired your brain into interpreting your nipples as an erogenous zone.
A successful nipple-only orgasm is a full body orgasm that eminates from inside the body in waves that make you twitch and convulse with every spurt.
This might take multiple sessions, but the results are worth it, having a legitimate orgasm using only your nipples is entirely possible!
Hahahahahaha I achieved one of my life goals today. I told my brother that I had sex with a girl. But actually I am a kissless perma virgin.
He bought a hooker because he has a complex of always being better than me.
I knew in advance that he would do that. IMAGINE HAVING YOUR FIRST TIME WITH A WHORE. how pathetic
Ba ba black sheep have you any E.
Yes sir. Yes sir. First hit is free.
oopsie woopsie! uwu i made a fucky wucky a little fucko boingo!
What's the appeal of having sex?
It's just gross masturbating with someone else's body.
Introducing: El Tipo
Picture without skeleton, the other individuals are terrorists too.
Features of El Tipo:
>Infinite density
>Infinite complexity
>Immortal and eternal
El cabronazo sabe lo que hace.
If munch isn't a mod why does she keep doing this?
Ok which one of you was this?
I can't even escape you weirdos on /g/.
The Queen is not dead, she is in Bermuda with Hitler and Elvis. Lizards people dont die
FOR THE DEFEAT OF MUNCH
WE VILL NEVER GIVE UP
PREPARE TO BE WARED
oopsy woosy uwu I made a fucky wucky
Plap plap!
That's the sound boypussy makes when I plap plap!
plap plap plap plap
plop
oh shit you didn't clean enough >u<
How unsatisfying must it be to do all the work and burn like 1000 calories on just fugging boypussy and you start to feel the burn and your bf only squirts a little bit of watery cm because they're secretly on hrt and can't or**m anymore lole
I like it when girls sit down and their thighs get squished like that
i am going to sleep right after I post this but will leave the thread open and read through it in the morning
please fill it with lots of replies and nice posts and pictures :^)
I WANT TO DATE AN ANIME GIRL
Can someone explain to me the "neppy is dead" meme.
you heard about grabahan?
deep prostate pounding will make you gay instantly
if you can fuck a femboy and be straight, and you can BE a femboy and be straight, can two femboys fuck each other and be straight?
your live in bridget comes up behind you and grabs your dick demanding sex immediately
you feel something hard pushing against your butt
what do you do?
How do you find real anime friends who like moeshit and not """""""""anime friends""""""?
You have been visited by the crossdressing C programmer of Shimoshina Academy!
Good performance, triple indirection, and tail call optimization will come to you, but only if you post "Keep overflowing the stack, Hime!" in this thread.
yeah i know it's irrational it's not even about glowsticks or anything it's like what if some guy working for the company looks up the site i'd be hosting and sees it's a g*y site for g*ys i'd die of embarrassment
I know you people will pretend you've drunken gallons of c**mies but it tastes really gross and someone has to say it.
Just think, in an alternate timeline, a site like this was started by a British guy instead and called slags4fags.com.
Everyday I thank the archipelago of japan for creating kancolle and turning a whole generation of weebs into cute crossdressing femboys!
Should I cosplay Miku even though I'm male?
I don't wanna half-ass and do it "ironically" with gross leg hair and a beard and shades but I also don't want people to think I'm trans or something because I put in some effort.
Happy Birthday Miku!
I love micker!!
>tfw no menhera bf with no father figure and no self esteem with a room full of my melody plushies, a closet full of cute outfits and a steam library full of games he got from trading feet pics on discord
what should I buy from hrt.cafe to overdose on it?
you are lower than a worm
What are your thoughts on the word "literally"? Has it really been used to the point where it's devoid of all it's meaning, or rather than the word itself actually being abused badly enough to warrant the hate, in reality it's just the belief that we've been conditioned to think? I mean, it could've just as easily been the usage of "pretty" or "just", instead of "literally". I think that it only started getting looked down on so badly because of one person back in the day who was popular and used the word a lot, and it became a joke in itself to make fun of him for it, and that's what made the hate take off.
People will point it out if you use "literally", but never something like "just". While they're practically on the same level, no?
Basically, has there been a conspiracy against "literally", and we've only been conditioned to look down on it while ignoring everything else that's on the same level? This is some serious word discrimination.
These fuggin gas prices, amirite?
I'm kinda jealous that girls can wear literally anything and have it look good on them.
imagine someone hiding all your clothes while you're showering and they leave some girls clothes on your bed for you to wear
you don't want to catch a cold, so you put it on
almost immediately, your anger and frustration melts away, you start to feel warm and fuzzy, the airy feeling between your legs is one you've never felt before, it feels nice
you run up to the mirror and you're greeted not by your own reflection, but by a cute girl
she's standing right behind you
*SNAP*
which one would you rather be?
>wow dude why are your legs so smooth
>are you growing your hair out anon?
>your hands are pretty soft, but why are your nails so shiny?
>are you wearing lip gloss??