Magick the little churro here
I'm going to go to hell and make a deal with the devil to kill you 1000 times and then torture your soul 10,000 times with fire and brimstone.
Then I'll make a deal with God to revive you as a SIDS baby so you die 1000 more times without being christened to make you an ultra sinner baby so that Satan pokes you with his auquaman trident 10,000 times