There was a big scary grasshopper in my bathroom.
>>15940 (OP) did you catch it?
>>15941 I tried to suck it up with the vacuum cleaner but it figured out what I was doing and jumped away somewhere and now I don't know where it is.
>>15942 this can not be real... NOTHING IS REAL HERE!!! okey.. the only option i can think of is just close the door from the room it was in and wait for it to die
kiss him