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Jesus would definitely smoke this bowl with me
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did you know that there is evidence of cannabis being used in the holy of holies at judean temple sites during the iron age before the cult centralization under josiah?
Amen
Jesus would want me to feel nice and relaxed and not wound up.
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Reminder that it's called the devil's lettuce for a reason.
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>>46475
it does make me rather sleepy and impressionable. like right now
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>>46577
please give me a blowjob
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>>46578
you’d have to try a lot harder than that
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>>46582
i had a really bad day...
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>>46588
me too, kid...... i just feel like collapsing............
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>>46608
does that mean you're  gonna suck my dick after all
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>>46617
probably not, realistically speaking...
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>>46620
but i had a really, really bad day...
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>>46622
so... ive had a really bad week on top of a really bad month...
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>>46622
bad day dubs
>>46626
can't  you just, suck it for a little bit at least
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>>46630
i mean i guess i could..........
>>46397 (OP) 
cottonmouth is uncomfy
>>46475
uhhh actually cannabis is not of the lettuce family

>>46577
im jesus

(ive decideded to stop talking about weed (mostly), only bad things seem to come out of it when i do)
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>>46702
jesussss. wassup. you seem like a pretty cool guy. lowkey the bible is really amazing just from a drama perspective. you r chill asf
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>>46705
thanks
you know its always the meaningfull preentious words that catch on. in reality im more like uuhhhhhh matza who has amar ,amar ..yaknow
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>>46707
i liked the part where you described the pharisees as 'whitewashed sepulchers.' the whole prophetic critique in matthew 23 is some of your best work
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also forgot my pic twice
maybe its this one
>>46707
im friends with a lot of prostitutes and gay people too i totally get what you were on about
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>>46710
'and you know lately, i've been thinking about how i love jesus
because jesus was a dirty homeless, hippie peace activist
and he said, 'drop out and find god' to anybody who would listen
while turning water into space bags, turning water into space bags
turning water into space bags with lowlifes and anarchists'
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>>46712
lowkey it's insane that most christians even claim they follow jesus
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>>46713
i mean, the portrait of jesus that's painted by the gospels isn't very consistent. sometimes he's saying to turn the other cheek, and then just a few chapters later he's saying 'i come not to bring peace but a sword.' ultimately if someone is trying to find a unified message in the bible, they're going to have to negotiate with the text, and that means elevating the parts that agree with their identity politics and boundary maintenance over and against the parts that disagree with them. for example, the jesus depicted in the apocalypse of john is almost nothing like the jesus described in the gospel according to mark. in the first few hundred years of christianity almost no one considered revelation to be canonical, and it was only included in the final canon because it was useful in an internal dispute between orthodox christians and the arians
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>>46717
that's a very thorough explanation. thank you for sharing i learned things. i was raised mormon and evidently there's a lot more emphasis on the book of mormon rather than the bible
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>>46718
i'm glad you enjoyed my explanation, usually people just get annoyed when i talk about the historical and linguistic study of the bible because i can kind of get distracted when talking about my hobbies and rant for hours
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>>46719
nooooo i think the bible is really cool. you can always find new lenses to look at it through and whether you look at it as a religious text or a historical text there's a lot of meaning to be found. i lowkey really like listening to people talk about things i dont know very well because i learn a lot. last weekend i was wasted as fuck at the punk bar listening to these 3 gun autists talk all about the history of artillery and ballistics LOL
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>>46721
lole that sounds like an enjoyable night. anyway if you ever want to hear more about aspects of the bible or christianity i am always available to talk extemporaneously about them, one of my main interests is how jesus isn't depicted as 'god' as we understand that term in any of the gospels (a fact that the mormons actually accept, which is rare for a christian denomination (and probably the closest they get to sound exegesis))
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>>46724
id be really interested in hearing in that that sounds cool there's so much i don't know
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>>46725
most of the verses that people point to as examples of jesus identifying himself as god are more accurately read as him identifying a unique relationship with the divine name of yhwh. in the earliest literary layers of the hebrew bible, ywhw- adonai- is identified as an anthropomorphic being, he walks around the garden of eden, he has a back and face and hands, he even wrestles with jacob (genesis 32:22-32). later, just before the babylonian exile, those verses would become theologically complicated because yahwists started to believe that no one could be in the presence of god without dying (this corresponds with the rhetoric of incomparability in books like deuteroisaiah) since adonai was so much more powerful than the other gods, the radiance that came off of him and blinded anyone near him was also thought to be more powerful than that of all the other gods. because of this, the verses about god interacting with humans were often altered to refer to 'malak adonai' or the angel of the lord, but they weren't entirely altered. there are a lot of stories where they start by referring to 'malak adonai' and then drop the 'malak' (angel) and just refer to 'adonai'. because of this, people believed that the angel of the lord was given power by their special relationship to the divine name. in exodus, god tells moses that he must listen to the angel of the lord 'for my name is in him' (exodus 23:21). after the exile into the greco-roman period, the bearer of the divine name was associated with the son of man which was a messianic figure briefly mentioned in the book of david and then expanded upon in the book of enoch. since platonist greeks believed that divinity could not interact with the physical world, the son of man was supposed to be the human figure who would exercise god's authority and bring about the kingdom of heaven on earth (sounds familiar, right?) this is the landscape that the first gospels were written in, so when jesus forgives the sins of the paralytic in mark 2, and the pharisees call him a blasphemer for claiming to do what only god can do, he responds by saying 'which is easier: to say to the paralytic, ‘your sins are forgiven,’ or to say, ‘stand up and take your mat and walk’? 10 but so that you may know that the Son of man has authority on earth to forgive sins'—he said to the paralytic— 11 'i say to you, stand up, take your mat, and go to your home.'' he's not claiming to be god, he's claiming to be the son of man who has a special relationship with the divine name and can therefore exercise the power of god on earth 

(and then john has a different theology, but i think i've already written enough)
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>>46729
that's cool!!! reconciling a lot of my good feelings about what i learned in church vs. bad things i was taught in church has taken a lot of looking at things more metaphorically, and i really like the more metaphorical interpretations of what jesus meant by calling himself the son of God or really any way he was defined or referred to. i like learning a lot about all the different angels and stuff too cuz that theology is really interesting
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>>46721
what were they playing (at the punk bar)
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>>46733
i dont rememberrrrr i was wasted and lowkey im not even punk though i do like some hardcore music it's just the bar i always go to cuz highest likelihood of getting cocaine and pbr on tap
>>46732
yeah, son of god is used to refer to pious people all over the old testament. for example solomon is called the son of god (2 Samuel 7:14) and so is the entire nation if israel in exodus
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i want cocaine
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>>46737
i dont get how more people (especially christians) dont pick up on that more
>>46738
me too... me too......
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>>46739
hardly anyone comes at the bible without preconceived notions of what it is 'allowed' to say. when you grow up in a culture that has established doctrines about the nature of god and what he wants you to do, it's hard to see past those when you read the verses in the bible that are less congruent with your theology. it's only since i stopped being a christian that i've truly felt like i understand the bible as what it is- a collection of the religious writings of a small ethnic group from around 800bce to around 150ce, which contains lots of different interpretations and theologies, some of which contradict with each other- rather than what i wanted it to be, or what i was told it should be
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>>46740
i get what you mean, it's really cool that you've spent so much time learning about it. being "taught" so much about religion/god as a kid really instilled a lot of harmful and unhealthy things inside of me that im stlill kind of working on deconstructing
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>>46741
yeah, it's really interesting learning that the bible spends about as much time decrying mixed fabrics and boiling a calf in its mother's milk as it does condemning gay people (and it never mentions trans people.) from how i grew up, i assumed that must have been half the bible lole. i still have a lot of shame around s'xe things because catholicism really impresses that on children, but at least i can tell myself that- even if i was a christian- i only need to care about it as much as eating blood or shaving my hair after someone dies
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>>46742
i feel you there, thats a good way of thinking about it that i ought to try cuz im also insanely sexually repressed
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>>46743
(what actually helped me more than that was ageplay, but i think that's a harder sell than better biblical hermeneutics)
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>>46744
lmao really?? thats interesting. for all my repressed tendencies and fetishes and preferences, ageplay feels like the one im most turned off of for some reason
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it ideways aight
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>>46749
goddammit
>>46745
it's definitely not for everyone, but when i'm able to get into that headspace it feels like things are happening *to* me instead of me being an active participant in the proceedings. i think it comes from a really unhealthy part of purity culture where it's implied that the only justifiable s'xe before marriage is rape because the victim doesn't have control over that. if i'm little, i can just get raped or molested by my partner and not feel like a dirty person (also i used to have ptsd around being kind of groomed and getting into a bad relationship too young, so that might be as much of a factor in my finding comfort in ageplay as lingering purity culture)
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>>46752
that makes a lot of sense. i think i like cnc/bondage/dubcon for really similar reasons. i think it’s like a combination of lingering religion and really low self-worth (i feel super presumptuous or creepy if i ever even feel attraction to anyone (also probably influenced by a puritan culture)) that means even if i really wanna have sex, ill do anything i can to avoid it because i don’t want people to see me as having sexual thoughts or feelings. if someone is doing it *to* me, it kind of bolsters my self-worth and makes it feel like “oh, im not weird or creepy for this”
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>>46754
i'm happy you have things that help you get past religious trauma
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>>46755
idk it’s not really something i engage with as of late. my two-year long situationship (i know im stupid) finally crumbled and fell apart and ive straight up been celibate for like six months atp. i know a lot of people actively engaged with the kink community but they’re all so like confident and positive and “healing” all the time that i just feel like i ruin the vibe with my typical pessimistic mood and antisocial traits LOL
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>>46759
being celibate is fine too. i feel like i talk a big game, but i've never had s'xe or even held someone's hand :p . i'm just in an online relationship and have an active imagination
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>>46761
lol ive been there. i kinda wish i never got close to anyone now that it's all over. now that i know what it's like i miss it and crave it all the time it kind of drives me crazy sometimes
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>>46762
i've heard this from a few people. it makes me think i shouldn't meet up with my partner until we have plans to live together. i might hug them and never let go
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>>46763
not a bad idea but im sure it just depends on the person and the relationship. physical connection is a pretty huge thing either way though
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>>46765
i realized i took the conversation far from smoking weed with jesus, so i don't know how to reply to that. i dont' want to derail the thread more
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>>46780
idrc i made the thread lel
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i think id like to derail the thread
>>46783
oh lole
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im sure its a coincide he has open tummy
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ultimately though, femoids have more magnetism for me (slow finding file)
weed cat lole... i wanted to go to the park today cuz im sure there was a million people smoking there but i just stayed in bed all day....
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foxtrott alpha i repeat logstrott ligma
i love strawberry tea
oh no i forgot the "<-me being random xP" part
i dont like strawberry tea
>>46798
maybe its still 4/20 where you are
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>>46802
yknow what they say, it's always 4/20 somewhere
>>46802
it is indeed..
does anybody actually know the book on all fours? because i dont
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>>46807
nevermind im rarted. where i found the pic its the whole book, its just short
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