/s4s/ - anime pillow fight

you suck noah

>>7741
Not *coof* noah *coof*

>>7742
why are you coofing

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>>7743
I'm ILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

>>7744
are u going to die

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>>7745
Yes, I have a cold.

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natural selection

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Still... Ill... With a Cold.

>>7806
it's corona, you've done it now

>>7807
If the test said I was pozzed with corona I would get a week's vacation from work x_x

you're still going to work while sick?

>>7809
I'm too important 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHJ5lebOKoE

>>7808
I have corona let's kiss

>>7747
you suck Noah

I want to poz op with my stinky gross cum

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I'm WELL.
Ah haha I'm fucking invincible. 
Illness status: BTFO
You wish you could overcome illness with grace and style like me.

>>8263
you were sick for like almost an entire month

>>8263
can we have a date

>>8273
vitamin deficiencies....

>>8291
just take vitamin pills

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>>8290
You've got a date with the sole of my foot, little worm.

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Home made mayonnaise… poison…

>>9339
raw eggs are dangerous

>>9339
blole

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The culprit

>>9339
did you really get ill again

>>9343
you're going to becume a cryptid now

get well soon

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>>9346

>>9344
Dying…

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>>9348
because of homemade mayo?

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do i even know this person?

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>>9350
Yes. I am in hell!

i'm being ignored wtf

>>9351
I don't know you sorryyyyyyyyyy

>>9355
yeah i guess you're not noah

>>9353
your immune system sucks lole

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>>9358
It's not fair I've been taking zinc and omega3

>>9359
what for? to make more cummies?

>>9360
For my immune system -__-

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Stools are solid again. 
Imagine how embarrassing it must be right now to be a salmonella bacterium.
Utterly and completely blown the fuck out by my perfect body.

>>10280
ok diarrhea boy lol

>>10280
cute boy

>>10280
Why did you make that mayonnaise anyway?

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>>10281
Correction: former diarrhea boy
>>10282
Yes! Yes! Give me the praise that I deserve~
>>10283
I wanted mayo in my submarine sandwich but I didn't have any and I didn't want to go to the store just for mayo.

>>10287
boys don't poop dummy

stop talking about poop dorks

*poops but just a little bit*

*brrraps on three month old stale thread*

>>10287
salmonella is fucked up ;_;

bump!

>>10710
are you sick again

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>>10715
I didn't bump the thread, that anon is clearly trying to put a Voodoo curse on me.
Little does he know that I am a worshiper of the goddess Fortuna.

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>>10716

>>10748
I don't understand the relevance

>>10760
there is none
i was bumping

op is so cute

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>>10783
Correct, you have a good eye.

so cute

>>7740 (OP) 
ur so ill
ur sick wit it
ur a lil crazy in the head

lol

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noah mentioned

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I have gone over a year without catching an illness.
It's almost cruel how hard my gorilla strength immune system bullies all those pipsqueak germs.

>>27876
hi

>>27876
you look like a gorilla too

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>>27883
Hi Magick. You have brought gifts for me, right??
>>27913
Don't make me go monkey mode on you.

>>27926
little slut

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>>27932
Is it wise to speak that way to your future keyholder?

>>27950
magick's penis doesn't work anymore there's no point in putting him into a cage

>>27950
key to what

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>>27955
You know exactly what I'm talking about. 
The key to the cage that's putting bruises all over that little tadpole of yours.

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How the fuck have I lost a towel and a king sized bedsheet???
I put them down for one second and now they're gone.
I live in a one bedroom house. There's nowhere for them to be lost in.
I've been cursed by the Egyptian god Thoth because I kept calling him Thot.

>>27993
why do you have a king sized bed

>>27994
so we can cuddle

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After searching all over the place I found my dirty towel and bedsheet in the dryer being dried with my clean clothes. 
I know they weren't there before because I had already looked for them there.
The only explanation is that Thoth is trolling me.
I figured out that he gained power over my laundry because the towel is made of Egyptian cotton. 
>>27994
Because I deserve it. (─‿‿─)
>>28004
You can curl up at the end of the bed by my feet.

this retard spent 8 hours searching for a towel

>>28016
lmaoooooo lo o l oLOOOOOL

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Fuck I think I’ve developed an allergy to the bathroom cleaner I used.
While I was using it I thought that my lungs and eyes were just hurting because of the toxic fumes but now I’ve just woken up in the middle of the night from sneezing in my sleep.
My eyes and nose won’t stop running and itching and my chest is wheezing when I breathe. 
I’ve never had an allergy before Thoth is trying to kill me. 
>>28016
THATS NOT TRUE I SPENT THE WHHOLE DAY DOING SPRING CLEANING

>>28022
you're so cute anon i wish i could cook and clean for you

>>28022
I wish you could clean and cook for me

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>>28022
There there 
Poor squishy :<

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>>28023
Dying… the allergy is killing me…
Take care of me… anon…
>>28047
Nose… bleeding…

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>>28061

he's so fragile lol

>>28063
like you

>>28062
you need to see a doctor bro holy hell

>>28064
mnot

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Thoth or should I say THOT no longer has power over my nostrils. 
Oh Hohohoho
Perhaps he is an especially weak god when met with my superhuman resilience. 
Oh Hohohohohohoho
Sniff Sniff.
Air enters my lungs...


Unimpeded!!!

>>28107
hohohoho

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>>28107
Celebratory migu dansu

when are you going to be ill again

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>>7740 (OP) 

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get well soon all of you

>>35400
die retard

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>>35397
Germs cower in fear when faced with my superior male genetics.

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Dying....
Sore throat...
fever...

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>>54813
drink my spit

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>>54814
If we exchange saliva you too will surely succumb to this horrible affliction.

bros do the constant waves of nausea mean i'm sick of myself?

i don't feel so good i havent in a few days i need a hug

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i feel like i'm drowning in air

please let my dreams be good tonight, my reality is agonizing

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It’s Covid…
I’m cooked…
The worst part is that it isn’t 2020 anymore so I still have to come into work.
I am simply going to perish x__x

>>54850
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>>54854
There there squishy, I’d hug you but I’m afraid that my disease will reduce you to ashes in an instant.

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>>54856
get some rest when you can, squish. hydrate lots too, i'm counting on your recovery *hugs anyways*

>>54856
do americans really

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My sinuses are fucked it's making my eyes cry involuntarily. 
And everything I eat tastes burned.

>>54907
stop blowing your nose so hard cause thats whats making it worse, rather get some paper or napkins and pick your nose out, gently at that

he's so fragile

>>54907
>everything I eat tastes burned
long term neurological damage incoming

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>>54918
This poster is trying to kill me

>>54932
Geez i thought that your nose was just runny not bleeding like you shoved a whole knife in there, see a doctor please

>>54933
it's probably not that bad, I had sensitive and raw sinuses as a kid from constantly blowing my nose from nonstop allergies, yes you really do leak that much blood, it didn't phase me at all but it would freak out other people

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>>54937
Squishy's sensitive raw mucosal membranes!

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>>54955

former poop boy, current corona boy

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The coughing *cough* will continue *wheeze* until morale improves *cough cough*

>>55151
have you been working all this time

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>>55152
Yeah... they need me...
Good news is that today I remembered that DXM can be used as a cough suppressant and not just a psychedelic so now I'm not coughing every two seconds.

>>55152
he's my full time housewife

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I'm WELL!
Did you know that covid is a fake illness invented by the government?
It's nothing more than a harmless cold! LOL!
All the whiners about having covid are just a big baby.

Squishy's geriatric immune system

>>55403
when are yoou going to make food again

wjen are you going to eat raw eggs again

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>>55409
I made spaghetti carbonara for the first time yesterday and it turned out very nice. 
I couldn't get guanciale or pecorino so I substituted them for pancetta and grana padano. 
First I boiled the spaghetti and fried the pancetta (without oil), then in a wok grated a whole load of cheese.
Then I added to the wok 3 egg yolks (dangerous), pepper, some pasta water and the liquid pork fat from the pancetta and whisked it together over gentle heat to form the sauce.
>>55413
A thousand curses upon the chicken that laid those eggs.