I'm ILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
you suck noah
>>7741 Not *coof* noah *coof*
>>7742 why are you coofing
>>7743 I'm ILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>7744 are u going to die
>>7745 Yes, I have a cold.
natural selection
Still... Ill... With a Cold.
>>7806 it's corona, you've done it now
>>7807 If the test said I was pozzed with corona I would get a week's vacation from work x_x
you're still going to work while sick?
>>7809 I'm too important https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHJ5lebOKoE
>>7808 I have corona let's kiss
>>7747 you suck Noah
I want to poz op with my stinky gross cum
I'm WELL. Ah haha I'm fucking invincible. Illness status: BTFO You wish you could overcome illness with grace and style like me.
>>8263 you were sick for like almost an entire month
>>8263 can we have a date
>>8273 vitamin deficiencies....
>>8291 just take vitamin pills
>>8290 You've got a date with the sole of my foot, little worm.
Home made mayonnaise… poison…
>>9339 raw eggs are dangerous
>>9339 blole
The culprit
>>9339 did you really get ill again
>>9343 you're going to becume a cryptid now
get well soon
>>9346
>>9344 Dying…
>>9348 because of homemade mayo?
do i even know this person?
>>9350 Yes. I am in hell!
i'm being ignored wtf
>>9351 I don't know you sorryyyyyyyyyy
>>9355 yeah i guess you're not noah
>>9353 your immune system sucks lole
>>9358 It's not fair I've been taking zinc and omega3
>>9359 what for? to make more cummies?
>>9360 For my immune system -__-
Stools are solid again. Imagine how embarrassing it must be right now to be a salmonella bacterium. Utterly and completely blown the fuck out by my perfect body.
>>10280 ok diarrhea boy lol
>>10280 cute boy
>>10280 Why did you make that mayonnaise anyway?
>>10281 Correction: former diarrhea boy >>10282 Yes! Yes! Give me the praise that I deserve~ >>10283 I wanted mayo in my submarine sandwich but I didn't have any and I didn't want to go to the store just for mayo.
>>10287 boys don't poop dummy
stop talking about poop dorks
*poops but just a little bit*
*brrraps on three month old stale thread*
>>10287 salmonella is fucked up ;_;
bump!
>>10710 are you sick again
>>10715 I didn't bump the thread, that anon is clearly trying to put a Voodoo curse on me. Little does he know that I am a worshiper of the goddess Fortuna.
>>10716
>>10748 I don't understand the relevance
>>10760 there is none i was bumping
op is so cute
>>10783 Correct, you have a good eye.
so cute
>>7740 (OP) ur so ill ur sick wit it ur a lil crazy in the head