I'm ILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
you suck noah
>>7741 Not *coof* noah *coof*
>>7742 why are you coofing
>>7743 I'm ILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>7744 are u going to die
>>7745 Yes, I have a cold.
natural selection
Still... Ill... With a Cold.
>>7806 it's corona, you've done it now
>>7807 If the test said I was pozzed with corona I would get a week's vacation from work x_x
you're still going to work while sick?
>>7809 I'm too important https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHJ5lebOKoE
>>7808 I have corona let's kiss
>>7747 you suck Noah
I want to poz op with my stinky gross cum
I'm WELL. Ah haha I'm fucking invincible. Illness status: BTFO You wish you could overcome illness with grace and style like me.
>>8263 you were sick for like almost an entire month
>>8263 can we have a date
>>8273 vitamin deficiencies....
>>8291 just take vitamin pills
>>8290 You've got a date with the sole of my foot, little worm.
Home made mayonnaise… poison…
>>9339 raw eggs are dangerous
>>9339 blole
The culprit
>>9339 did you really get ill again
>>9343 you're going to becume a cryptid now
get well soon
>>9346
>>9344 Dying…
>>9348 because of homemade mayo?
do i even know this person?
>>9350 Yes. I am in hell!
i'm being ignored wtf
>>9351 I don't know you sorryyyyyyyyyy
>>9355 yeah i guess you're not noah
>>9353 your immune system sucks lole
>>9358 It's not fair I've been taking zinc and omega3
>>9359 what for? to make more cummies?
>>9360 For my immune system -__-
Stools are solid again. Imagine how embarrassing it must be right now to be a salmonella bacterium. Utterly and completely blown the fuck out by my perfect body.
>>10280 ok diarrhea boy lol
>>10280 cute boy
>>10280 Why did you make that mayonnaise anyway?
>>10281 Correction: former diarrhea boy >>10282 Yes! Yes! Give me the praise that I deserve~ >>10283 I wanted mayo in my submarine sandwich but I didn't have any and I didn't want to go to the store just for mayo.
>>10287 boys don't poop dummy
stop talking about poop dorks
*poops but just a little bit*
*brrraps on three month old stale thread*
>>10287 salmonella is fucked up ;_;
bump!
>>10710 are you sick again
>>10715 I didn't bump the thread, that anon is clearly trying to put a Voodoo curse on me. Little does he know that I am a worshiper of the goddess Fortuna.
>>10716
>>10748 I don't understand the relevance
>>10760 there is none i was bumping
op is so cute
>>10783 Correct, you have a good eye.
so cute
>>7740 (OP) ur so ill ur sick wit it ur a lil crazy in the head
lol
noah mentioned
I have gone over a year without catching an illness. It's almost cruel how hard my gorilla strength immune system bullies all those pipsqueak germs.
>>27876 hi
>>27876 you look like a gorilla too
>>27883 Hi Magick. You have brought gifts for me, right?? >>27913 Don't make me go monkey mode on you.
>>27926 little slut
>>27932 Is it wise to speak that way to your future keyholder?
>>27950 magick's penis doesn't work anymore there's no point in putting him into a cage
>>27950 key to what
>>27955 You know exactly what I'm talking about. The key to the cage that's putting bruises all over that little tadpole of yours.
How the fuck have I lost a towel and a king sized bedsheet??? I put them down for one second and now they're gone. I live in a one bedroom house. There's nowhere for them to be lost in. I've been cursed by the Egyptian god Thoth because I kept calling him Thot.
>>27993 why do you have a king sized bed
>>27994 so we can cuddle
After searching all over the place I found my dirty towel and bedsheet in the dryer being dried with my clean clothes. I know they weren't there before because I had already looked for them there. The only explanation is that Thoth is trolling me. I figured out that he gained power over my laundry because the towel is made of Egyptian cotton. >>27994 Because I deserve it. (─‿‿─) >>28004 You can curl up at the end of the bed by my feet.
this retard spent 8 hours searching for a towel
>>28016 lmaoooooo lo o l oLOOOOOL
Fuck I think I’ve developed an allergy to the bathroom cleaner I used. While I was using it I thought that my lungs and eyes were just hurting because of the toxic fumes but now I’ve just woken up in the middle of the night from sneezing in my sleep. My eyes and nose won’t stop running and itching and my chest is wheezing when I breathe. I’ve never had an allergy before Thoth is trying to kill me. >>28016 THATS NOT TRUE I SPENT THE WHHOLE DAY DOING SPRING CLEANING
>>28022 you're so cute anon i wish i could cook and clean for you
>>28022 I wish you could clean and cook for me
>>28022 There there Poor squishy :<
>>28023 Dying… the allergy is killing me… Take care of me… anon… >>28047 Nose… bleeding…
>>28061
he's so fragile lol
>>28063 like you
>>28062 you need to see a doctor bro holy hell
>>28064 mnot
Thoth or should I say THOT no longer has power over my nostrils. Oh Hohohoho Perhaps he is an especially weak god when met with my superhuman resilience. Oh Hohohohohohoho Sniff Sniff. Air enters my lungs... Unimpeded!!!
>>28107 hohohoho
>>28107 Celebratory migu dansu
when are you going to be ill again
>>7740 (OP)
get well soon all of you
>>35400 die retard
>>35397 Germs cower in fear when faced with my superior male genetics.
Dying.... Sore throat... fever...
>>54813 drink my spit
>>54814 If we exchange saliva you too will surely succumb to this horrible affliction.
bros do the constant waves of nausea mean i'm sick of myself?
i don't feel so good i havent in a few days i need a hug
i feel like i'm drowning in air
please let my dreams be good tonight, my reality is agonizing
It’s Covid… I’m cooked… The worst part is that it isn’t 2020 anymore so I still have to come into work. I am simply going to perish x__x >>54850 >>54852 >>54853 >>54854 There there squishy, I’d hug you but I’m afraid that my disease will reduce you to ashes in an instant.
>>54856 get some rest when you can, squish. hydrate lots too, i'm counting on your recovery *hugs anyways*
>>54856 do americans really
My sinuses are fucked it's making my eyes cry involuntarily. And everything I eat tastes burned.
>>54907 stop blowing your nose so hard cause thats whats making it worse, rather get some paper or napkins and pick your nose out, gently at that
he's so fragile
>>54907 >everything I eat tastes burned long term neurological damage incoming
>>54918 This poster is trying to kill me
>>54932 Geez i thought that your nose was just runny not bleeding like you shoved a whole knife in there, see a doctor please
>>54933 it's probably not that bad, I had sensitive and raw sinuses as a kid from constantly blowing my nose from nonstop allergies, yes you really do leak that much blood, it didn't phase me at all but it would freak out other people
>>54937 Squishy's sensitive raw mucosal membranes!
>>54955
former poop boy, current corona boy
The coughing *cough* will continue *wheeze* until morale improves *cough cough*
>>55151 have you been working all this time
>>55152 Yeah... they need me... Good news is that today I remembered that DXM can be used as a cough suppressant and not just a psychedelic so now I'm not coughing every two seconds.
>>55152 he's my full time housewife