>>29212
Well I tried it, it was a near-unmitigated disaster
I had a free cock and chewing gum, and even got a pretty decent spread on my palm. Lost some semen down my wrist but got a fair amount on the target and could push up the stuff on my wrist anyway. But of course, I couldn't get the gum cleanly off my hand, so any plans of wrapping it up and chewing it went right out the window. The only sense in which it wasn't a total failure was that at least I still got to lick the cum up