im drinking off an entire jug of soda that has been sitting in my room for 3 days
>>6118 (OP) Did you leave it open? Was it flat?
>>6119 it's been open for 3 days but with the cap on whenever i wasnt drinking it, i imagine i must be ingesting a lot of bacteria lol oh god im an absolute rat
methanol poisoning
>>6121 what is methanol?
why
>>6126 its a bad habit of mine and i dont want the money to go to waste this time
>>6127 ur so gay
>>6129 just a bit
>soda comes in jugs how very american
>>6133 the last plastic bottles in landfills and the ocean, the btter
less* FUCK YOU DONT MAKE FUN OF ME IM DRUNK
>>6134 it was more of a comment on the size factor, the word "jug" makes me think it's bigger than a regular 2l bottle so they're actually made out of glass, huh?
>>6136 no it's the 2l size, i dont think ive even seen bigger sizes than that lol language is stupid what is made out of glass? what? huh huh whaaaa
oh the bottles, no of course they are not made out of glass that would be dumb expensive hell no even the hard albolgol i buy is plastic bottled
>>6138 >>6139 so it's not a jug but a regular bottle...
>>6141 bottle sounds small to me, this is a giga bottle, a swole bottle, a bottle that is not natty but in fact fatty
oh my god do you ever shut up you're soooo annoying
>>6142 do you think you could fit it in your butt?
Used to be able to get these 3 liter bad boys at the dollar store. Ｔｈｏｓｅ ｗｅｒｅ ｔｈｅ ｄａｙｓ．
>>6144 i can barely fit 3 fingers so what do you think -___-
update: i cummed
>>6149 it fit after all?
>>6150 BOY IF U DONT
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>>6147 i've heard that before
>>6147 assuming you're still here, have you made progress since last year? can you do four fingers yet???? sorry for asking. ewww
>>19672 nope no progress, ive actually regressed to only doing 2 fingers now, having a tight butt is practical is it not
>>19674 do you still drink old soda
filtered idiot trying to talk to me #45 xD
>>6146 if only they still made those it would make my inflation fetish easier
strnge bump
>>21781 lymphoma
update: i have am no longer am i drinking soda
>>21790 huh