/s4s/ - anime pillow fight

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Now all you have to do is stop being fat

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im not gado lol

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I almost bought the bigger one thinking this one looked too small in pics, it's fine.
7x1.25", smol and cute!

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>>26408
Buy a butt plug

>>26411
maybe later

>>26412
What lube are you using?

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>>26407
you know that i was larping right?

>>26415
You were roleplaying as a fat guy?

>>26416
lmoa

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>>26416
about buying a dildo and sex socks

>>26408
Ano... that's bigger than I am, how are you going to enjoy sex with me if you get used to something like that

>>26419
>how are you going to enjoy sex with me
begs the question of it you're capable of putting out enjoyable sex
>>26418
>sex socks
I actually bought a waterproof skirt for masturbating in lole

>>26418
yeah well you were pretty convincing and your larp made me want one, it's actually bigger than the listing stated at 7x1.1" it's a nice starter dildo

I was kinda looking forward to seeing gado in a catboy maid outfit one of these days lol

>>26420
wearing clothes in the shower is pretty degenrate

>in the shower
wut
I've got waterproof oil massage mats that I masturbate on. Not only are clothes warm but waterproof clothes stop you from the cold feeling of laying down in a puddle after there's a bit of a pool of lube

>>26420
What have i done

>>26421
do you even know what i look like im pretty ugly...

>>26422
I just fap in the shower, no gross cleanup and you're warm the whole time with the running hot water.

>>26453
I see
It's not really a thing for anal cos it washes away all the lube. The most you can really do is put a plug in while standing back and facing into the stream then wash your hands in the shower so you can have your plug in then go touch food or whatever.

>>26457
i get what you're trying to say but all you gotta do is plug the dildo on the wall farthest away from the shower head and the lube won't wash away.

So I used it tonight but I don't think I used enough lube, getting it in was easy enough but it took a while to loosen up and then without really noticing I took all 7 inches pretty easily but then it was firmly stuck in place, forcing it in and out was really hard and kept feeling like I wanted to poop which was clashing with any erotic feelings I was having so I just fapped that way for a while with it inside me all the way and then it got pushed out when I came, it was kinda disappointing.
I was left wanting more so I took the condom off and just started tongue kissing it and kissing the tip and sucking it off imagining I'm pic related and that did something for me probably because I came much harder the second time.

Hopefully I'm just doing it wrong because I've had far more intense orgasms just edging and frotting in bed.

squishy finds out anal stimulation isn't like in his doujins

>>26472
gotta buy more lube!

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>>26462
Not really in the shower then at that point are we
Also you'll fucking die if you're using real lube because it'll get on the tiles beneath your feet
>>26471
>but then it was firmly stuck in place, forcing it in and out was really hard and kept feeling like I wanted to poop which was clashing with any erotic feelings I was having
Probably should just stop at that point.
Penises are pretty weak anyway. I don't think that there's a lot of merit to that kind of dildo.
>then without really noticing I took all 7 inches pretty easily but then it was firmly stuck in place
Presumably you reached the end of the rectum. Aimlessly bashing it is more a way to get hurt than anything else.
The reason you see so many videos of guys in that kind of crab walk straddle is because the meta with a dick shaped dildo is to basically have it push against the front of your rectum where the prostate is. Obviously you can lie on your side and work it with more control or you can arch your back getting doggystyle by a machine but either which way you can go more or less as far as you want with it but it's great at it, it's a lot of work to get it to act as more than just a glorified plug when you're actually cumming.
>I was left wanting more so I took the condom off and just started tongue kissing it and kissing the tip and sucking it off
<Ass to mouth with a cheapo jelly(?) dildo
Why are you like this.
>Hopefully I'm just doing it wrong because I've had far more intense orgasms just edging and frotting in bed.
To be fair the strongest orgasm in my life was purely heterosexual jerking off to my daughterwife tulpa while caught in the throws of fever dreams from a flu. Prostate orgasms or just enhanced penile orgasms are pretty good and moreover they're very reliable, but it'd be disingenuous to claim that they're in a category of their own or anything like that.
>lube
Buy Xlube off amazon and a squeezable sports bottle or two that should be recommended with it and use that.
I cannot possibly stress enough the difference in quality between real lube and the stuff that people send you with products.

I forgot to buy lube, guess I'll using cooking oil.

Please hope!

>>27407
use soap

>>27411
won't that burn my insides?

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>>27407
Cooking oil really sucked, I made the mistake of using condoms with it and they broke and a tiny bit of poop got onto the dildo and it smelled really bad at the tip for a whole week but the smell went away, I guess this was my fault for not going to the bathroom right before, the slippery nature of oil makes it horrible to use in the shower so im not doing that again.
I will note the oil made it really easy to shove it in and out effortlessly, it made bouncing on the dildo really easy, it really felt like I was getting fugged!

>>27413
The next time I felt like stuffing my butt (yesterday), I tried soap and while it didn't burn going in, it dries out really fast so you end up with the same problems as >>26471 where it got stuck inside and I couldn't really shove in and out easily, and its so sensitive inside so I just wiggled it with all 7 inches inside and rubbed around the spinchter and imagined i was getting fugged and came really hard, but then when i tried to pull it out it kinda hurt, I'm just gonna buy some jlube I wanna feel good all the way through!

>>27728
Forgot to note, you get rid of the unsexy "urge to poop" feeling after a few tries so if you're ever disappointed with anal in the future just keep at it, it goes away!

>I'm just gonna buy some jlube I wanna feel good all the way through!
It's not bad but why not buy xlube instead?
Jlube always felt itchy after it dried for me

>>27728
that feel when you're kinda enamored with the metaphysical concept of boy fucking but then you read things like this and you get reminded of how inherently disgusting the concept of anal sex is

>>27734
fantasies usually skip over the prep, just empty your bowels and don't eat like shit before you do the fugs, what they really skip over is a total anal virgin getting his first anal orgasm this way, that's never gonna happen

>>27733
mostly cus it's available on amazon prime and the liquid lubes seem kinda expensive for 5oz

>>27737
Xlube is powder lube and I bought mine off amazon.
Xlube is literally just the active ingredient of jlube in 100% concentration rather than 25% active ingredient and 75% corn starch.

>>27738
are you in europe?
i don't see it on US amazon, there's an official store that sells it out of germany for $39 after shipping and it's still gonna be 9-20 days unless I splurge for DHL, kinda feel like using corn starch in water.

>>27739
>are you in europe?
No, but we mirror their permits so you're probably getting cucked by the FDA.
>i don't see it on US amazon
I thought I had but maybe it was a different amazon. I've seen it in both my country and others.
Jlube is fine then. Buy xlube as well and just use the jlube while you wait for it to get there. Xlube powder lasts basically forever and jlube lasts basically forever if the bottle isn't opened and a long time still if it is so you don't need to worry about having too much and not using it since it will still be good.

>>27740
I was looking at jlube being almost entirely sugar which seems gross and would prevent me from making a batch and making it last for weeks and the cutoff for same day delivery was coming up so I got astroglide for $5, maybe I'll get xlube when I run out, because I don't even know how much I'm gonna go through yet

>>27743
In my experience you go through liquid lube really fucking fast
>maybe I'll get xlube when I run out
Shouldn't you order now since it's going to take three weeks to arrive?

>>27744
yeah probably but i've also been in the mood for butt stuff probably 3 times in 3 weeks, maybe the water-based lube makes it so good that I wanna start doing it more and i'll run out in 2 days who knows

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>>27747
You need to constantly reapply most water lubes and squirt a whole bunch inside and just keep reapplying them, that's the way to avoid the kind of experiences you had in >>26471 and >>27728 but it means that you can go through like 250ml or more in a single session even without it being an especially long session or anything. But yeah, if you're in no rush you're in no rush. I wish you'd buy a better dildo though, but unfortunately I can't give specific recommendations since the stuff I started with is out of production and the stuff I buy nowadays is while not outrageous, certainly not beginner stuff.
They're a little better lubricant than ghetto moisturisers or soap or whatever but they don't really last much longer for much the same reasons.
>the slippery nature of oil makes it horrible to use in the shower so im not doing that again.
One advantage of the powder lubes is that since they are water soluable you can wash them off (tiled/porcelain) surfaces with a jet of water. I've almost killed myself stepping into the shower though. I've got round doorknobs so I have to leave the bathroom door open cos I've learned that it's fucking hard to open if you've get lube on it.

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>>27748
that's pretty wild that you can use 250ml of lube in a single session, my water based lube came today, I didn't even use that much, probably like 20ml (yes i checked lole).

Anyways it was still enough to completely slip in and out easily while only reapplying once, it's probably the anticipation, but feeling your insides get pushed around during the first insertion is really hot, the suction power on this cheap ass dildo is amazing, it always sticks on no matter the surface, even in running water, bouncing on it while it sticks firm to any surface, even the floor, i got greedy and fapped my pebis toward the end and felt waves eminating from my pelvic area, my legs turned to jelly afterwards and it was hard to stand up, so I lied down for a bit, my pelvic floor muscles both in the front and also the inner sphincter felt the way they do after I've fapped several times in one day, like a warm fuzzy soreness but also kinda like a painless muscle spasm, they get stuck basically and don't really respond when you flex them for a while, all in all it was pretty nice, far better than the previous 3 times, maybe one day i'll get a prostate-only orgasm

my bussy is still kinda sore but it feels really nice when I press down on it, like it unlocks the feelings from last night

in this thread you see squishy in his native habitat grooming himself in real time

>>27885
Not really grooming is it retard
He literally has his own informed consent and has only done things because he wants to