The anuse is full of blood vessels and mucous membranes! Warm feminizing TPE jelly dildos releasing estrogenic agonists straight into the bloodstream! Your Fortune: You Do Not Wanna Know
>>43452 (OP) so much stuff to worry about
this is on some tier of bullshit i never needed to behold
it hits you faster than you think, first you're just shoving $5 dildos up ur butt, next you have a closet full of cute clothes and then you're getting blackmailed into gay s*xe so you won't get your lewd twitter account doxxed.
>>43457 wooow i got banned for hornyposting munch is back :(
>>43452 (OP) I don't like anal smex
jelly didlos don't make you cute they just give you cancer and make you fat
>>43476 Good girls frot and have wholesome clean thigh sex. No risk of stds and no prep needed.
>>43457 cute chinese boys!
>>43457 that cute boy cant even pass for male when he's dressed normally yet he still gets tsun tsun after having had gay sex with his sister's boyfriend wtf
>>43457 you speak from experience?
>>43479 Just date a person on the other side of the world. Then you can simply ERP endlessly~ Perfectly safe~
>>43476 are you telling me someone has been sneaking jelly dildos into my cereal the entire time