Thoth is out to get me today.
I went to the ATM to withdraw some money to give to my imouto for Christmas and while the machine was counting my money it spat out my card and the screen changed to out of service.
Then I went into the store to buy something and scanned the item at the self-checkout and the self-checkout machine broke.
I drove straight home because I knew Thoth will try to get me into a traffic accident and I was right.
Some asshole cut me off at a junction only to immediately brake and then pull over on the wrong side of the road with his hazard lights on.
Lucky I knew Thoth's trick and was ready to react.