Did you know that thickened water has the same consistency as warm c**mies if you warm it up, it even coats the back of your throat just like real cmmies, I'm sure you could find plenty of uses for it if you've tried shooting ur skeets in your mouth when you're horny
>>1010 (OP) hote...
>thickened water what the hell is this >moderately thick >made with pure artesian mineral water >proprietary formula >ready to drink this is completely hilarious what the fuck i bet it costs 20$ a pop too fucking hell
>>1013 you can make your own thick water with unflavored gelatin
>>1025 for what purpose? inb4 cum swallowing simulation
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>>1027 how did you know about this one
Bottled c**mies
>>1010 (OP) bumping to remind newfigs what a quality thread looks like
can't you just ask your boyfriend to count your throat with his c*mb