/s4s/ - anime pillow fight

>>14418 (OP) 
would you shoot me if I asked you to?
we could go out for a bite to eat beforehand and then i'd spread out a tarp and you'd squeeze a 38. special round right into my skull
all you have to do is fly to germany 
I have already prepared the rest

>>14432
wtf the german pistol cartridge of choice is 9mm parabellum dude

>>14434
do i look like a cop to you

>>14436
you look a little like someone they'd hire as one of those undercover cops that infiltrates gangs

and I just look like one of the customers of those gangs

>>14438
wtf

>>14436
why you'd go with something like .38 which was actually the standard service cartridge for american cops 

9mm parabellum is probably the single most popular pistol cartridge in the world because germans are that good at inventing things that kill people

>>14441
so if they had a five seven there i would have taken it 
5.7 × 28 mm can easily shoot through car doors 
9mm remains stuck in it

HAPPY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>14448
reported to staats­schutz

>>14449
rip im gonna go back in the mentlel hospital for this one lole LOLE!

>>14450
i was joking lole...

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>>14443
Hey man, I know life can be pretty tough, especially now
You can always end this ride when you feel you've had enough, that's ultimately your decision to make and no one can take that from you
But you can also choose to hold out and turn this thing around, just in case you do find someone that very special to spend your time together. If someone like my father after a life destroying divorce, being way past his prime could find a genuinely loving and caring wife that even I envy him for, I believe you can as well
Who knows maybe you won't have to look for anyone and get android waifu to seggs and chat with soon instead. AI is becoming terrifyingly close to being sentient these days after all and loneliness is certainly a big enough problem to spark innovation and improvement in such a lucrative dilemma 
Will you give up that chance on finding out what true love and companionship feels like? 
Think on it my friend

>>14456
whisper cute

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>>14450
So I wasted all that time finding that ammo on the archive only for you to delete it

ATTENTION everybody ATTENTION
avogadoposter exploits autistic people

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>>14462
Okay i post it again 
He said he would call the cops

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>>14463
reported to Schutzstaffel