STD’s aren’t real
Plastics are made from gasoline derivatives. The countries that source gasoline refuse to bury the byproducts because the land will be salted for potentially thousands of years, so they demand we also purchase the waste. They sell you the waste as things like sulfate, which is in soap and medicine, and plastic, which is in condoms.
People who get “STD’s” also have poor diets and hygiene. Dirt is real. Germs are not.
The seed part also reminds me of the beedick posts. Bees on the dick are real. Germs are not.