Wearing women's underwear because they won't sell me men's boxers without a fly in a decent material
what do you have against flies
>>27857 A lot They're shit in every possible way and one of the worst inventions in human history Hurr what if we cut a fuckhuge hole in your underwear and then crudely stitched over it so it's patchwork and horrible and doesn't move or stretch while simultaneously being too thick and cold and not protecting your genitals and not being modest and constantly needing adjustment. It's straight up unwearable bullshit. Better off wrapping a towel into a loincloth at that point.
>>27858 i don't really see it... flies are a bit pointless though, especially on underwear, i can't remember when was the last time i actually used one for peeing