>You're genuinely retarded, and then you double down on being retarded when called out, and then pretend that it was all ironic from the start. But even if it was ironic (it wasn't), it still wasn't funny or interesting. The point of doubling down for satire is to create a comedic situation. But neither you nor your critic is made amusing by your poor attempts; you're a joke, but only in the sense of being pathetic and meaningless.