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No.15756
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I call it "You Will Eat The Avocados"

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No.15758 
Stop blogging please
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No.15759
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avocado is gud i will eat them
No.15764
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>>15758
NEW BLOG SELFIE + VOCAROO
"Snake Eater"
https://voca.ro/1358NcC7OsLk
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No.15769
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No.15770 
>>15764
how do you cope with your receding hairline? do you just not care?

not even trying to be snarky but genuinely asking, i think mine's is starting to recede as well yet i keep putting off doing anything about it
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>>15770
I really don't care no, I kind of like the way it makes me look a little older if anything and it suits me. I just shave my head totally rather than getting it cut these days
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No.15774
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you can also just start wearing hats a lot
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No.15778
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No.15779
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No.15781
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No.15784
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No.15787 
>>15781
My hot new OC: badly pasting a screenshot of a post making fun of me being a loser over the textbubble of someone else's soyjak exploitable with no further edits
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No.15788
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No.15789
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>>15787
you don't deserve to be properly pasted
No.15848
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I’m also platinum 4 in street fighter I’m a man of many talents
we should do a sluts4sale tournament against my JP
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No.15851 
>>15848
>ultra bronze
>talents
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No.15853 
>>15851
Platinum is truly the new silver if I managed to get there lol
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No.15856 
>>15853
Strictly speaking they don't measure the same thing because in the time it takes to get from gold5 to plat5 just by number of games you'd have improved to better than the average plat5 player if you have a three digit IQ. If this is your first game and you started from nothing then I can assume that by now you can e.g. consistently antiair with normals which makes you better than a bronze player. SF6 players can't DP but I also don't blame them since the DPs suck.
>just by number of games you'd have improved to better than the average plat5 player if you have a three digit IQ
Unless you fucking love SF enough to put up with even this turbo garbage gear style fullscreen RPS it should also be enough games for you to drop it though. The reason scrubs get fooled into thinking it has good netcode is because it eats inputs in so many common situations that it feels like you're playing 400ms wifi when you're offline anyway. My heart goes out to the fucking charge players dealing with this shit.
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No.15861
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>>15856
You just have to think faster than the game thinks and use the dropped inputs to your advantage, that's how I got from silver to plat with my spammy JP gameplay
https://youtu.be/EPMJTYLCq_0
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No.15862 
>>15861
>that's how I got from silver to plat
You literally could not fail to get to plat if you played the game
God you're a tiring fucking retarded faggot
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No.15863
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>>15862
Again, you miss my self deprecating sarcasm completely
What is up with your hardon for me at the moment? Do you need a hug?
No.15864
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Like seriously I'm not worth the effort of writing 2000 word essays over constantly unless you're legitimately attracted to me or something. I'm not that important. Normally people don't waste that much energy on someone they 'don't care about' or 'don't want to see'. It's pretty weird. You seem quite intellectually or socially challenged if you think "I self harm because I'm not a femboy" is a genuine statement from me and not a joke too, so I'll continue to let you use me as your outlet if it helps you with your clear autism or other neurodiversity. I'm here to help.
No.15876 
>You're genuinely retarded, and then you double down on being retarded when called out, and then pretend that it was all ironic from the start. But even if it was ironic (it wasn't), it still wasn't funny or interesting. The point of doubling down for satire is to create a comedic situation. But neither you nor your critic is made amusing by your poor attempts; you're a joke, but only in the sense of being pathetic and meaningless.
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No.15878 
>>15876
Believe me I don't think I'm good at street fighter my man.
No.15879
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https://sluts4sale.com/s4s/thread/14184.html#15845
I may be retarded but this is pretty astronomically more retarded than anything I'd ever do btw. You obviously don't fit in here at all.
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No.15881 
>>15774
Definite hardon I think. You want to nuzzle into my big furry chest and have my beard graze you as I kiss your forehead. It's okay just admit it.
No.15883
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i thought mattress was kinda cute but then i saw his face and am really creeped out ew
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No.15885 
>>15883
“gay” online incels when they see an actual masculine-looking male:
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No.15886 
>>15883
mattress is cool dude
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No.15888
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>>15886
Not only am I cool but I can intellectually destroy these guys and the only response they have is to copy and paste an argument from 2 days ago. Pretty heckin lolers.
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No.15893 
>>15888
did you ever considered they do this on purpose?
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No.15894 
>>15893
Like I said, I’m here for them if they want an outlet for their autism.
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No.15896
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>>15879
Are you seething at your own posts lmao
>>15885
Being overweight doesn't make you manly
>>15888
>>15894
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No.15897
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>>15896
nice image dude you made me look like a greek philosopher or something
No.15898
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>>15896
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No.15899
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>>15898
it's still shocking that you can have this little self awareness
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No.15900 
>>15899
are you enjoying downloading and editing and staring at pictures of me in your free time or what
No.15903
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you really owned me by making me look like a greek statue, man, good job. I'm devastated
No.15904 
damn this nigger really will keep posting until you reply to his attentionwhoring huh
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No.15905 
>>15904
Because it pays off every time with page-long seething essays and meme edits at the slightest provocation lmao
No.15906 
>>15904
Could it be autism?
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No.15908
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>>15906
taking a dead alt-chan site this seriously is pure unadulterated autism
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No.15909 
>>15908
You clearly dropped name and made that post in order to discredit your (correct) detractors.
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No.15910
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>>15909
I’m not genius enough to synthesise a wall of pure autism like that, don’t flatter me.
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No.15911 
>>15910
You haven't disproved my theory therefore I remain unconvinced.
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No.15912 
>>15911
I could screenshot replies to it with no (You) but you’d just say ‘you used a VPN’ or something because you little twinks love changing the goalposts constantly
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No.15913 
>>15912
Perhaps the real reason is because all the replies do have (You).
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No.15914
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>>15913
nope
man you people really love e-drama and bitching even though you claim to hate it
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No.15915 
>>15914
Please don't try to pass such an obvious photoshop job as proof.
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No.15916
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>>15915
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No.15917 
>>15916
>That face when I've been caught in the act.
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No.15918 
>>15917
no it's my "you twinks are growing tiresome" face
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No.15919 
>>15918
Why would you grow tired of a humble squishy who only seeks the truth?
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No.15920 
>>15919
You're a detractor, not a humble Squishy. I'm basically the DarksydePhil of the s4s community.
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No.15921 
>>15920
Perhaps the real reason you grow weary is because you have expended your mental reserves spinning a web of lies.
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No.15922
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>>15921
No I save that energy for gaslighting basil.
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No.15923 
>>15922
You admit to creating victims of gaslighting.
How can you prove that you are not attempting to make a victim of me?
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No.15924 
>>15923
Because I'm sincere when someone's genuinely asking for help and guidance
I didn't meme when someone asked for receding hairline advice earlier in the thread, I was polite
Plus cute boysu like basil are fun to gaslight, I bet you're not cute
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No.15925 
>>15924
You claim I'm not cute yet earlier in this very thread you described me as a twink. 
You have done nothing but argue in bad faith and gaslight for the entire length of this conversation.
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No.15926 
>>15925
Twinks are just slim shaven frail little boys, not necessarily cute
No.15927 
>>15925
>You have done nothing but argue in bad faith and gaslight for the entire length of this conversation.
Does that turn you on or what, you clearly like talking to me because you're still doing it
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No.15928 
>>15927
I have already explained to you the purpose of my communication: I simply seek the truth that you are concealing.
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No.15929 
>>15928
Okay so the post was made at 9:30 am in my timezone as demonstrated by the screenshot. I would never, ever be up that early because I work nights. I rest my case. It's a basic Occam's razor situation.
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No.15930 
>>15929
It takes a deranged mind to set an alarm to wake oneself for the specific purpose of "gaslighting" your fellow peers.
No.15931 
can you two kiss already?
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No.15932 
>>15931
He is taking an excessive amount of time to think of his reply. 
This is extensive proof of his guilty mind. 
I have done nothing but argue in good faith yet he describes a simple truthseeker as "not cute" and "frail little boy". 
Pure spite and vitriol.
Can these be the words of a man of integrity? 
This to me, and any other reader (there are many) is proof enough that Mattress is infected with the disease known as autism.
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No.15933 
>>15932
>This to me is proof enough that Mattress is infected with the disease known as autism.
even i wouldn't go that far to flatter him, kiss kiss kiss make out make out make out suck tongue suck tongue suck his tongue
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No.15934
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>>15933
idk, he couldn't see my complete bullshit arguments for what they were so his ability to read others might be compromised.
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No.15935 
>>15934
does he turn you on?
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No.15936 
>>15935
No I just noticed patterns in his behavior that I wanted to prod at.
No.15937 
>>15932
I said 'I rest my case' idiot
>>15934
I knew you were being silly idiot that's why I was playing along and being silly too
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No.15938
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>>15937
Sure you did, sweaty.
No.15939 
i will live with the mushrooms and i will like it
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>>15939
Thank you for getting the thread back on topic
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No.15945 
After reading this thread and seeing all the lies Mattress told I have lost all faith in him as a namefig.
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No.15946 
>>15944
the mushrooms are scary mattress 
>>15945
he probaly has his reasons
who can see throu all this ?
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No.15947 
>>15945
The only lie told in this thread is that I used someone else's "soyjak exploitable" rather than making my own. Absolute slander.
No.15948 
>>15946
He really needs to explain himself.
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No.15949 
>>15948
I'm confident enough in my honesty that I'm willing to attach my real face to these posts.
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No.15952 
so yeah
No.15980
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anyway I do have autism I've admitted it before like 500 times idiot, what do you think I'm doing here
keep up
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No.16012 
>>15980
That would explain why observing you is so unpleasant.
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>>16012
Yeah I get it you don't like me.
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