/s4s/ - anime pillow fight

>>29607
Makes sense, I can easily imagine any girl who'd be with you would also suck off pigs

>>29609
i meant the image...

>>29611
She hangs her cock over your face?

>>29630
lol

>>29630
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piedi

>>29542
lame is cute

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>>29555

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>>29546

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>>29560
or is it?

>>29598
n

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>>29564

does stuffing ur butt really feel that good

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>>29576
Depends on what you mean.
It feels exactly as good as has been described in this thread, no more and no less. IMO the best part is no how good it feels, but how bad it doesn't feel compared to the alternative.
In terms of peak quality in the moment there isn't any difference between good anal masturbation and good masturbation or good sex (though the accessibility of good examples is in that order so on average anal is superior). Orgasms aren't really a localized experience, it's all driven by mental factors and hence independent of method; if this wasn't the case, then normalfags wouldn't even be able to cum. That said, anal masturbation feels a lot less bad after the fact than jerking off. It's like getting tired from doing exercise instead of sitting in one place and getting stiff and getting tired just from exhaustion.

>>29587
Go stuff yourself with a man's cock instead of toys

>>29594
The bad sex and weak dick is all yours, fagtron

>>29566 (OP) 
heh

Traumatic brain injury. 
Grand mal seizure followed by agonal breathing pattern. 
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there was a storm and a random dog showed up on my front door and won't leave
he's lying on the doormat right now 

he's friendly and wants to follow me inside but i won't let him in because he's completely drenched and my own dog wouldn't like it

>>29590
It's a skinwalker

>>29591
i don't know what breed that is but he looks like some kind of dachshund mix

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>>29579
officially endorsed fanwork

>>29581
how horrifying, why would anyone want to read about getting older in their escapist media

>>29581
That doesn't mean anything. Authors don't own their works, there is no such thing as endorsement in any coherent sense.
Also, it's only a "fanwork" in the most oblique possible sense since it's a total discontinuation from the themes and plot and characters of the original. Indeed, the authors of these kinds of things are precisely the people I'm complaining about in the OP.
Are you going to tell me that flcl has sequels next?

>>29582
cus it's so relatable I guess
also is it really escapist if you relate to konata for being an otaku and you do the same kind of stuff anyway

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>>29584
>is it really escapist if you do the same kind of stuff anyway while escaping all your responsibilities and limitations
Do you have brain damage?
>cus it's so relatable I guess
It ain't, it's some crusty roasty's random bullshit that they've slimed their way through some bureaucracy into having rights to publish under another name. It's as relatable as some soccer mum's shitty blog.
>>29581
Even good official spinoffs are exceedingly noncanon and have terrible representations of original work characters.

I thought he wouldn't mind it when I chopped off all his fingers and toes

>>29552 (OP) 
https://youtu.be/yNiAZ6c6jUc?si=KAtPB2j2O7JWmqeg

live in onahole

under the sea

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>>29548
Imagine the golden age of shitposting we'll have when identityless pet onaholes get on the internet

>>28922
At my job I am usually the only male in a female working environment. 
The main thing women care about is mainly junk food (sugars and carbs) and gossip about other women.
Give women that and they will think you're an angel.

>>28924
true but
they'll think you're another woman if you do that

>>28925
You just need to do manly things around them to avoid that like basic things like understanding how windows works or screwing something into the wall.

>>28911 (OP) 
I tried one today. 
It's pretty good, better than most of their flavors but I'm undecided on whether it's as good as nitro and aussie lemonade.

>>28911 (OP) 
looks like funny valentine