/s4s/ - anime pillow fight

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my blankie calls

what shluld I eat if I'm hungry

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>>25952

>>25952
you should hunt ducks and eat fucking bread for dinner

>>25952
fishe or me

>>23769
he went camping and died

came too early in my daughter's pussy again she's visibly upset

>>25966
jerk off beforehand next time

kill yourself

>>25938
fuck you nigger

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cum

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debase yourself and play dress up and beg esfores boys for steam games and in exchange for nudes

>>25940
nanachi cum 
>>25941
soon c:

>shitty skater skirt
lmao
>>25594
You're still going to be a gross old fat man, not sure how you think this could make you cute

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my plump shaved ass will look good in those tigh hights mhpf

>>25611
Mein plumpf shaved arsch

gado has decided it's time he tries to compete for most insufferable poster I see

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>>25923
i am panicking i hate this country
i hate this country
i hate this country
i hate this country
i hate this country 
nothing fucking works as I want

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>>25925

>>25926
i dont care about what is between you and sky
I just want to help you and I am unable to atm 
it is fucking depressing

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>>25927
^ this guy sounds like an evil manipulator BTW

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>>25929
he is kind

>>25872
what do you recommend for a beginner dildo?
the cheapest ones I can get shipped discretely are 7 inch TPE clear jelly dildos and those are supposedly hard to clean, I should be alright if I just put a condom on it right?

>>25881
nvm i bought one and shipped it to an amazon locker, so embarrassing but also exciting!
https://www.amazon.com/Lifelike-Beginner-Strong-Suction-Womens/dp/B0943VNLJW

>>25881
<Trying to save 10-200$ over something you're going to physically put in your body and which has a lifespan of years if you don't buy a cheapo
I hate normalfags so fucking much
>7 inch TPE clear jelly dildos
You're retarded
>supposedly hard to clean
Well yes, you can't clean them, but they're also toxic without being dirty.

>>25907
im gonna put a condom on it it's fine
i bet you're gonna tell me I shouldn't use hair conditioner as lube next

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>>25916
>i bet you're gonna tell me I shouldn't use hair conditioner as lube next
You're a grown ass man. Buy real lube.
>hair conditioner as lube
You shouldn't be putting essential oils in your ass (=in your bloodstream), no.
If you're stealing your mom's stuff for ghetto anal you'd be using moisturizer rather than conditioner probably but in either case the better strat would be to find a safe vegetable oil and use that.
>im gonna put a condom on it it's fine
Why.
Just buy a decent dildo instead.

Also the real answer to 'beginner dildo' is to buy prostate masagers and buttplugs to start with, and get hooked to jerking off with something pressing on your insides, rather than buying something that's only good for larp. Soft silicon buttplugs, stainless steel buttplugs and prostate massagers, aneros style hard plastic prostate massagers.
Buy a soft silicon dildo with a broad rounded head (that tapers up/down on the head, don't buy a horsecock style flat headed thing) and a smaller dildo that widens gently from the head out to the bottom of the shaft. May want a medial ring or taper to the base or something on the lower half of the later.
What you want from there depends on what kind of stuff you like or want to explore more (thrusting machine and appropriate dildos, wider plugs, long dildos, etc.)

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whoever sent you that had the right idea.
here's a certificate for you representing my genuine feelings. you don't deserve any of the bad things that happen to you, and the world will get better on the day when you can live your life with freedom and virtue, without reserve or anything in your heart to hold you back.
I did the typical school poster title mistake, and had to use extra rs to get your name back in centre. you can read it either as a pirate accent or as a sultry voice.
have a lovely day.

>>25885
>best namefag
lol
>you don't deserve any of the bad things that happen to you
What tragedy in his life is not entirely of his own doing?