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*whap*
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>>29566 (OP) 
heh
Traumatic brain injury. 
Grand mal seizure followed by agonal breathing pattern. 
Damage too severe to make a recovery.

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No news is good news.
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Some news is bad news.
Five men killed today in a five car collision on the main road through Bruckersville. 
Chief of police Gary Johnson reports that it is believed one driver fell asleep behind the wheel. 
A diversion is currently in place directing traffic North through Quigley. 

In other news,
Red Star rebels in the M'wende basin have attacked a UN convoy this morning. 
Corpses of the peacekeepers were mutilated and strung up on makeshift crucifixes. 
We pass you over to our field reporter Mike Blimp to describe the harrowing scenes he has witnessed.
there was a storm and a random dog showed up on my front door and won't leave
he's lying on the doormat right now 

he's friendly and wants to follow me inside but i won't let him in because he's completely drenched and my own dog wouldn't like it
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>>29590
It's a skinwalker
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>>29591
i don't know what breed that is but he looks like some kind of dachshund mix

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we live in a society that tolerates secondaries and allows them near pencils
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>>29579
officially endorsed fanwork
>>29581
how horrifying, why would anyone want to read about getting older in their escapist media
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>>29581
That doesn't mean anything. Authors don't own their works, there is no such thing as endorsement in any coherent sense.
Also, it's only a "fanwork" in the most oblique possible sense since it's a total discontinuation from the themes and plot and characters of the original. Indeed, the authors of these kinds of things are precisely the people I'm complaining about in the OP.
Are you going to tell me that flcl has sequels next?
>>29582
cus it's so relatable I guess
also is it really escapist if you relate to konata for being an otaku and you do the same kind of stuff anyway
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>>29584
>is it really escapist if you do the same kind of stuff anyway while escaping all your responsibilities and limitations
Do you have brain damage?
>cus it's so relatable I guess
It ain't, it's some crusty roasty's random bullshit that they've slimed their way through some bureaucracy into having rights to publish under another name. It's as relatable as some soccer mum's shitty blog.
>>29581
Even good official spinoffs are exceedingly noncanon and have terrible representations of original work characters.

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it was very rude of you to do that and you know it was..
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I thought he wouldn't mind it when I chopped off all his fingers and toes
>>29552 (OP) 
https://youtu.be/yNiAZ6c6jUc?si=KAtPB2j2O7JWmqeg

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some of u
live in onahole
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under the sea
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>>29548
Imagine the golden age of shitposting we'll have when identityless pet onaholes get on the internet

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new Monster
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>>28922
At my job I am usually the only male in a female working environment. 
The main thing women care about is mainly junk food (sugars and carbs) and gossip about other women.
Give women that and they will think you're an angel.
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>>28924
true but
they'll think you're another woman if you do that
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>>28925
You just need to do manly things around them to avoid that like basic things like understanding how windows works or screwing something into the wall.
>>28911 (OP) 
I tried one today. 
It's pretty good, better than most of their flavors but I'm undecided on whether it's as good as nitro and aussie lemonade.
>>28911 (OP) 
looks like funny valentine

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200g mushrooms
one large onion
150g cream cheese with herbs
4 slices of cheese
pasta of your choice
a little pepper and paprika


fry the mushrooms and onions in a pan until the mushrooms are brown and the onions are translucent, then add the cream cheese and bring to the boil
add pepper and paprika
in the meantime you can cook the pasta.
then put the pasta and the sauce in a casserole dish and stir well.
then you just have to put the cheese on top and bake it in the oven.
not bad. you can also fry breadcrumb in butter and seasonings to sprinkle on top of the pasta for a nice crunch. some people use cheeto crumbs.
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>>29518
O: 
wild i try this out next time

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paradox won an award for the best discorder screenshot
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>>29509
who?
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>>29509
>antipsych poisoning listed as part of the symptoms of the 'disorder'
every time
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>>29510
avogadoer
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>>29512
schizo squishy!!!
>>29514
he's too fragile to handle his weed

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The extremely masculine urge to become a cute jiracken and post your transformation online for everyone to see!
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I'm berry Jewish anon?
i could never be cute ;_;
>>29495
He's gay
>>29495
To laugh at your inevitable outcome
>>29474 (OP) 
the extremely masculine urge to develop bpd

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lol
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>>29472
Stop being poor first
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>>29478
I just liked your style but thats so specific, almost like youre projecting and some fancy goyslop clothes are a cope to appear rich when youre clearly not
Anyway if thats your attitude then you can frankly eat shit and die
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>>29485
>fancy goyslop clothes
>american victorian/renaissance reenactment
Guess I was on point huh
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>>29499
yo how much alleyway dick do you suck off each month to make up for the mindless consoomer spending
no way someone as retarded as you thinks ahead and knows how to prioritize growth or manage his spending
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>>29507
Damn anon I didn't mean to blast your ass so bad lol
really struck a nerve eh?

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