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I love micker!
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I'm gonna make you dance to cute micker songs and work up a sweat while wearing the default outfit and then when you're tired I'll take off your big thigh high booties so I can dunk it over my head and get soaked in your sweat!
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0h g0sh an0n thats lewd ;3
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mmmm jelly ben
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This is a catch 22 situation. If Neo was greedy and beat up Morpheus would he still be able to escape the matrix and see the real world? Or is it necessary for him to submit to Morpheus and let him have the other bean? Without escaping the matrix there is no unlocking his full potential as the One.
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determinism is real....
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That would be cool if they made movies where the plot changes every time you watch it. Each time you watch it the plot slowly drifts from what you first saw. Like if you watched the matrix 999 times eventually Neo says fuck it and becomes Smith and everyone dies. The machines have no human energy. And everything goes black. The End
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You are eternally unlucky and all the characters in every movie you watch get struck by lightning within the first minute and the rest of the runtime is just their corpse and silence.
it'd be impossibe to rate movies if that happened lol

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Avogadro's constant saying what we're all thinking.
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warren buffet says im  cringe

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there is nothing healthier and tastier than femboy c**mies I think everyone should have their own live-in femboy to nurse and head pat you can milk him anytime when you need that white godlike liquid that can cure any disease
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I tried eating my own c**mies once and I wanted to throw up from the weird bleach taste and texture, the nausea didn't stop after it went down either.

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What you homos want?
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starve yourself to become skinny and cute
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Skinny femboy diet is an order of fries and nothing else. Large if that is the only meal of the day. Maybe some dessert too. Femboys love their fruitcakes and ice cream!
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I guess you're right. They do get happy meals sometimes.
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I c wut u did thar
I like to imagine dates with neppy would turn out economical because he doesn't really like to eat but I'm sure there's some other drawback I'm forgetting right now.

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magick is someones little churro
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I love Magick (he's my little churro)

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The Roman Empire (Latin: Imperium Rōmānum [ɪmˈpɛri.ũː roːˈmaːnũː]; Greek: Βασιλεία τῶν Ῥωμαίων, translit. Basileía tôn Rhōmaíōn) was the post-Republican period of ancient Rome. As a polity, it included large territorial holdings around the Mediterranean Sea in Europe, North Africa, and Western Asia, ruled by emperors. From the accession of Caesar Augustus as the first Roman emperor to the military anarchy of the 3rd century, it was a principate with Italy as the metropole of its provinces and the city of Rome as its sole capital. Later, the Empire was ruled by multiple emperors who shared control over the Western Roman Empire and the Eastern Roman Empire. Rome remained the nominal capital of both parts until AD 476 when the imperial insignia were sent to Constantinople following the capture of the Western capital of Ravenna by the Germanic barbarians under Odoacer and the subsequent deposition of Romulus Augustulus. The adoption of Christianity as the state church of the Roman Empire in AD 380 and the fall of the Western Roman Empire to Germanic kings conventionally marks the end of classical antiquity and the beginning of the Middle Ages. Because of these events, along with the gradual Hellenization of the Eastern Roman Empire, historians distinguish the medieval Roman Empire that remained in the Eastern provinces as the Byzantine Empire.

The predecessor state of the Roman Empire, the Roman Republic (which had replaced Rome's monarchy in the 6th century BC) became severel
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romans fucked boys

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I ran a bunch of my old esfores posts through those text gender analyzer things and it said female on all of them and I'm not sure how to feel about that.
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yeah but you wrote that
can't trick the machine
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nice roleplay sissy is this the kind of man that makes your clitty hard
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absolutely not

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new stone just dropped
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My dinner

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