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Some of you
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>>25872
what do you recommend for a beginner dildo?
the cheapest ones I can get shipped discretely are 7 inch TPE clear jelly dildos and those are supposedly hard to clean, I should be alright if I just put a condom on it right?
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>>25881
nvm i bought one and shipped it to an amazon locker, so embarrassing but also exciting!
https://www.amazon.com/Lifelike-Beginner-Strong-Suction-Womens/dp/B0943VNLJW
>>25881
<Trying to save 10-200$ over something you're going to physically put in your body and which has a lifespan of years if you don't buy a cheapo
I hate normalfags so fucking much
>7 inch TPE clear jelly dildos
You're retarded
>supposedly hard to clean
Well yes, you can't clean them, but they're also toxic without being dirty.
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>>25907
im gonna put a condom on it it's fine
i bet you're gonna tell me I shouldn't use hair conditioner as lube next
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>>25916
>i bet you're gonna tell me I shouldn't use hair conditioner as lube next
You're a grown ass man. Buy real lube.
>hair conditioner as lube
You shouldn't be putting essential oils in your ass (=in your bloodstream), no.
If you're stealing your mom's stuff for ghetto anal you'd be using moisturizer rather than conditioner probably but in either case the better strat would be to find a safe vegetable oil and use that.
>im gonna put a condom on it it's fine
Why.
Just buy a decent dildo instead.

Also the real answer to 'beginner dildo' is to buy prostate masagers and buttplugs to start with, and get hooked to jerking off with something pressing on your insides, rather than buying something that's only good for larp. Soft silicon buttplugs, stainless steel buttplugs and prostate massagers, aneros style hard plastic prostate massagers.
Buy a soft silicon dildo with a broad rounded head (that tapers up/down on the head, don't buy a horsecock style flat headed thing) and a smaller dildo that widens gently from the head out to the bottom of the shaft. May want a medial ring or taper to the base or something on the lower half of the later.
What you want from there depends on what kind of stuff you like or want to explore more (thrusting machine and appropriate dildos, wider plugs, long dildos, etc.)

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i still have this image and i look at it in time of desperation
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whoever sent you that had the right idea.
here's a certificate for you representing my genuine feelings. you don't deserve any of the bad things that happen to you, and the world will get better on the day when you can live your life with freedom and virtue, without reserve or anything in your heart to hold you back.
I did the typical school poster title mistake, and had to use extra rs to get your name back in centre. you can read it either as a pirate accent or as a sultry voice.
have a lovely day.
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>>25885
>best namefag
lol
>you don't deserve any of the bad things that happen to you
What tragedy in his life is not entirely of his own doing?

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Be considered

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cozy(°﹃° )fuzzer
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>>25868
nothing really just sent them
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>>25870
No. tell me what they mean to you.
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>>25871
rushia means you
hu tao sometimes you
the bernkastel/rika one i just like it
the last one is random
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>>25874
what
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hi this is my favorite doujin thank u for listening
https://nhentai.net/g/472323/
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boring af, you got shit taste
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>>25669
i like so much more, u depraved perv. but that one is rly cute! it aounds kore realistic than being kidnapped
>>25662 (OP) 
You want to get choked in and out of consciousness while getting fugged?
What's stopping some depraved guy from choking out just a little while longer and he'll have a limp love doll onahole to play with!
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>>25701
huh nothing tahts why its exciting !!
>>25662 (OP) 
I wish I read that long time ago

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the vanilla ice cream of human gacha
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did you really filter me
>>12789
yea i agree
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>>12790
of course not idiot, I am watching your every step
>>12775
lol
>>12787
>cute girls vomiting
>anything but cute
really just the worst
>>12769
>>12775
lol
lmao even
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is taking lsd a good idea for wishe?
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>>25795
oh so this is a no
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wtf
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>>25798
you're too flat to pull it off
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>>25799
whats my weight and height
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please try rhe wine

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me crushing benzos after downing kava and kratom hoping for an intense rhythm game session where i wouldnt nod off and make my ipad fall on my face and instaslepe
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>>25649
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>>25650
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what the h*ck
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>>25698
https://youtu.be/hOMb3jJShAw

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>>25702
This was several days in
also OP isn't really accurate tbqh
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>>25706
the moans will be pretty similar but different timber if you don't voice train
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>>25707
Not really what I was talking about was it retard
https://vocaroo.com/1n52HsYN6EGe
>>25702
lol

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shrimpin
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>>14405 (OP) 
shrimple
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>>14409
lol

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