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your adopted live-in meido who u invited to come live with you at ur house that eats ur food and hogs ur bideo games and doesn't really like doing chores but it's ok because u give him deep prostate poundings every night uwu

also he likes wearing the maid uniform all the time even when out grocery shopping cus it's warm and comfy, bitches don't know about fleece lined sheer tights for winter weather!
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>>20944 (OP) 
Vlad looks like this and dresses like this
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>>30929
With those shoulders?
My instinct rebels against the idea that a normal and fashion conscious woman is wearing the chink memedress that was only ever sold to people who have no idea about clothes
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>>30938
It must be on purpose to sell the femboy look
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>>30939
I mean yeah it makes sense if you're larping as a man because it is a meme dress that everyone got swindled into buying
>>30936
Weak arms too much time in a hospital bed from heart failure, I guess
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I have obtained my fleece lined 'compression' tights

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The pleasure of being cummed inside
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>>30940
It's not exactly masculine or even remotely normal for a male to orgasm from the male equivalent of the g spot and have a quivering, spasming handsfree orgasm lasting so long
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>>30946
Depending on the culture cumming that much is super masculine
It's also manly in a mens-sexual-culture kind of way since it's super reinforcing both the orgasmic imperative (the goal of sex is to reach an orgasm) and the classical masculine interpretation of such (an orgasm is when you cum jizz). You've never seen a more clear cut example of a sexual encounter constructed around the climax of a man cumming. It's a purely masculine act that's carried out by a man in pursuance of uniquely masculine goals that he holds personally and which come out of a purely male culture. He's like a bodybuilder but manlier.
>It's not exactly masculine or even remotely normal for a male to orgasm from the male equivalent of the g spot
"It's not exactly masculine for a man to orgasm from stimulation of a male sexual organ"
N.B. that the prostate is real and not a 'male g spot' since it's a physical organ, and it's being stimulated literally by means of pressing on your actual dick.
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>>30947
did anyone read this
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>>31001
I did but my vocabulary and motivation to one up the psued p orgasm enjoyer isn't high enough to respond so I just don't tbh
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>>31008
can i get the abridged version?

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Your warm feminizing girl pee, coming right up!

whhsshhhhshhshshhhhhhhhs
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>>16030
alright fair enough

but it was legal up until like a pretty recent point, wasn't it?

and still either way, the line on the genitals is so stupid
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>the line on the genitals is so stupid
This is america's fault though anyway, not sure why you're trying to blame japan.
Japanese pornography laws come out of a time when they were occupied by foreign forces and weren't allowed to set up a ratings bureau (similar to how they 'don't have a military') or ban media, so they 'banned' all pornography nationally by making it illegal to depict; any media showing sexual content had to be censored, but the media was required to be allowed to circulate. Many years later we have thin lines and novelty censors because the freedom to distribute 'censored' pornography is basically enshrined in the constitution as free speech but the government doesn't actually care whether the pornography is censored, so anything which technically follows the letter of the law is allowed. If anything, the important part is the acknowledgement that it needs to be censored and is therefore e.g. restricted for sale to minors.
>but it was legal up until like a pretty recent point, wasn't it?
Not to produce or distribute, it was legal to own (which it should be, literally not doing anything wrong).
Nice formatting retard.
>>16032
lel
You're allowed to own import pornography, just not publish it (the same as the old cp laws)
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>>30824
did anyone read this
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>>31004
Hurt your feelings, huh?
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>>31006
did you read it?

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Idols don’t give blowjobs.
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they get them

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ive never had a bffffffff
same
same
lol
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>>31011
Why do girls say this?
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>>31012
Same reason boys do

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pissy fuck cock bitch

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God this shit is so fucking retarded what even is this fucking subplot
MC:
>actually from a dance family
>way more experience than pretty much everyone else
>already established as a major talent in the junior stuff, the plot literally hinges on both this bitch and michiru being wowed her actual demonstrated competence and this chapter even says as much
MC's wife:
>established as a prodigy
This bitch:
>Never liked dancing
>Never practiced that much
>Never achieved anything
>No history of having achieved anything or having been able to achieve anything when she was trying her hardest (at MC's side, with MC in the role where her past successes were)
>Next to no experience with her current partner
>Largely established as a gormless retard who is pretty much a failure outside of dance as well
and yet
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oh nooo my wish fulfillment fiction isnt very realistic ohh noooo :(
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>>30826
lolwut
>>30822 (OP) 
did anyone read this

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This/these songs still do my head in. All jungle themes 2 & 3 from this game, I swear to god I've heard everywhere, like they're some of the great freeware soundtracks that have made their way into everything. I don't have my copy of StP but I swear they were in that, yet if you search the tracks by name nothing comes up, which is baffling because this sort of freeware/stock sound is practically always a top result.
Am I crazy?
Did some guy just happen to copy this into a project and everyone copied the music directly and it somehow spread via word of mouth underground with the original studio never getting credited?
This game had a gigantic budget (especially for what it was), was this actually some sort of major stock music studio and they just changed the name of the track to avoid being associated with the game?
Do the songs have a different name in the release state or in the original language or something?
I swear to god I've heard this in AAA products before. Like, it's real, super widely used stock music, isn't it?
did anyone read this

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i cant understand fist fights, all you have to do is win is control the enemies head and stab their eyes with your finger, you dont even have to control the head, a pointed punch with your fingers towards the eyes will take them out, it's so easy?
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ooga booga let me just swing my meat hands at the hard ass skull instead of targetting the most vulnerable part of the person, people are so dumb
you could literally pull someones eye out with only 3 fingers yet people want to bash their knuckles into flesh and bone instead
troglodytes
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Absolutely gloveshy take
Any record of rough and tumble fights ever shows extensive gouging. The reason that social fights rarely involve gouging, stomping on people when they're down, etc. is because of a deliberate attempt not to escalate a situation. Even if you're alone many times a group will restrain their own members if they become overly violent either to avoid legal consequences or to avoid escalating the violence. It's not that they're overestimating the lethality of throwing hands, but actually the opposite. They don't realize how dangerous fighting actually is (because they don't know how to fight, presumably).
>all you have to do is win is control the enemies head and stab their eyes with your finger
If you've got control of their head you already won a fist fight retard
>you dont even have to control the head, a pointed punch with your fingers towards the eyes will take them out, it's so easy?
Yes, and that's why people do literally that? See: john jones eye gouging controversy.
>ooga booga let me just swing my meat hands at the hard ass skull instead of targetting the most vulnerable part of the person, people are so dumb
You're so dumb. If you actually want to hurt someone use a weapon. You will be stabbed many, many, many, many times before you can land scoring blows on someone's eyes, and attempting to do so will see you gangbanged and stomped on the 
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>>30963
did anyone read this

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bnuy facts buns can walk on water but they have to walk and not flophop (i stole this post from somewhere else)
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>>30989
it's actually a genetic defect that messes up the neural pathways and when the bunny wants to hop he does this instead
why are bunnies susceptible to so much terrible things
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>>30990
I mean it's still strong
>why are bunnies susceptible to so much terrible things
Everything is. This was first discovered in rats and it's basically just a spinal cord injury.
If anything, what you're actually noticing is a consequence of rabbits being so valuable to humans that we've preserved the lives of countless bunnies that would perish if not for our intervention.
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>>30980 (OP) 
Dirty rabbit feet
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>>30993
hi
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>>30994
Don't be a fag

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