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lol
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lol
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>>41978
she's so fucking annoying holy shit
>>41978
>draw grown woman
>call it a high schooler
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candy slut's iconic red outline
>>41982
lol true

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A shy young man has a crush on me at work. I'm going to ask for his phone number the next time I see him. Call him on my day off to go on a date at a sushi restaurant. If things go well then we could go to the motel across the street for sex. I'm paying for everything because he's young and I'm still a gentleman even after transitioning.
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that's why you pick them shy, what are they gonna do about it
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>>52037
tell him right now
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>>52039
you never know, but its pretty likely that he knows if hes not tarded
>>52041
mom you're cringe
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tfw no tranner work senpai to hit on me and turn my ass inside out

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I dropped a 1L bottle of Bacardi on my toe while ironing my clothes and now my toe is the hurty toe.
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and if the bottle was on top of the freezer that means you have an electrical outlet at the height of a freezer? for the cord to become entangled with the bottle? what
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The power cord did not become tangled. 
It's a steam generator so there's a unit that sits on the ironing board that's full of water and is plugged into the wall and then there's a hose that attaches to the iron. 
The hose of the iron looped around a bottle and pulled it down.
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>>35837
that makes even less sense since why would the hose be anywhere near the top of the freezer if the unit itself was on top of the ironing board
still such a mysterious and strange thread
>>33627
did you squeal

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mimecrack
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Fortune:
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>>52026
silly squishy 
https://sluts4sale.com/faq.html

Your Fortune: Extremely Bad Luck Holy Hell What Are You Doing
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>>52028
Wow thenks, I'm like supergay

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A new gay bar opened near me but it looks kinda scary. What are the odds I get raped if I go alone?
I thought getting raped was the whole point?

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konaters enjoying the $10 jelly dildo she bought online
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Today i had a dream were a fighting tournament was going to happen between fictional character or some shit, there were Vega, Bison and Chun li from Street Fighter; also some disney characters... and fucking SES won the tournament, THIS FUCKING MEME
Any idea about what it could mean?
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>>51894 (OP) 
bump
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>>51894 (OP) 
Had a similar dream but they were having gay sex
dreams are fake

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whatever I don't care
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what is magick's purpose in life
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>>52004 (OP) 
I don't either, mayn.
The world is ending, society is faggots up their own buttholes, and the things we worked for are eroding away from neglect.
>>52005
you've asked this before lmao wtf

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wwwww
pa pa sha
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>>51999
Trip trip trippps
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>>52000
y-you too
kill me nao

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and its like "i cane believe that i could be the same person thats lived for such and such years". somehow its difficult to accept. i feel like im missing something important
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>i feel like im missing something important
yeah, Jesus
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>i cannae believe 
are you scottish
>>51944 (OP) 
the body is built out of quickly decaying chemical compounds, every thought you have, every second that goes by, innumerable reactions store energy from the environment and release more back into it
every second that goes by part of you is replaced by something else
what truly happens is that we are probably part of something greater that flows in and out of our bodies and we perceive it as the passage of time, but only under exceptional circumstances are we able to keep memories of what we see when we're out of our body

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