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guise i made a minecraft server
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cracked friendly?
i dont wanna give microsoft my money tbh
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tf is this ???? did i insall a mod
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>>67644
ya. this server is for all squishies
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>>67645
cowe 🐄
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>>67642 (OP) 
wtf how did this happen?
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>>67661
captain squishy crashed his boat and 7 lesser squishies died
i couldndt really play 2day but i promsise to play all weekend soi  hope 2 see u there! this seed ilooks good i aleardy made 1 house mayb u can find it
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>>67668
ok!!!!!
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do i have skillz?
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minsky dox 👿
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>>67673
>squishy lives in a dirt house
>squishy smells like dirt
>>67673
oh ma gah 😨
butw ho is the sweetheart that gave me a door?

>>67672
how do u get te snails?
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>>67677
>butw ho is the sweetheart that gave me a door?
meeeeee
>>67677
>how do u get te snails?
i dunno i found one on the ground
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minsky i think im gonna play in 5 hours after a nap 
will u be on at that time?
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>>67678
>meeeeee
i will have 2 make smowthing special 4 u now 2 repay ur kindness
>>67683
i think so im done work at 6
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>>67685
>>67685
>i will have 2 make smowthing special 4 u now 2 repay ur kindness
there is something waiting for u on the servre btw.....
and im kinda stacked tbh i think im logging off for now and playing in 5 or 6 hrs
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>>67697
the love bridge
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me and splendorous minsky
https://xcancel.com/JektoReal/status/2074769736140018140#m
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>>67701
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyc7CXr4lcI
The server uses zero day exploits to run arbitrary code execution on your PC.
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>>67703
nononononononononono
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>>67703
you could just ask i dont mind it c:
>>67704
i think that squishy is right, i joined briefly yesterday and all of a sudden my ram usage went crazy, then my fridge started making really weird noises and i had to unplug it. water started leaking in the bathroom as i went to sleep and when i woke up my microwave looked like it had been on fire all night.
<[14:28:29 INFO]: test[ip] logged in with entity id 2346 at ([minecraft:overworld]9.5, 66.0, -8.5)
what was that...
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>>67708
sorry for leaving like that i'm shy and i was just trying out the server..
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>>67709
HMMMMMMMM
surely nothing nefarious going on right?
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>>67710
n-no really 
i see that you are using some kind of reverse proxy service, but ultimately you are hosting this on your puter right?
do you see the source player ips or just the proxying service ones?
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>>67711
>i see that you are using some kind of reverse proxy service, but ultimately you are hosting this on your puter right?
maybe i am hosting it on my puter, maybe not. why are you asking if you realized this? do you want to hack me?
>do you see the source player ips or just the proxying service ones?
i think you already know the answer to this
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>>67712
>maybe i am hosting it on my puter, maybe not. why are you asking if you realized this? do you want to hack me?
no.. i'm just curious.. and maybe i could help 

>i think you already know the answer to this
i really don't..  
anyway per the docs of your service the service does support the proxy protocol, and several minecraft server implementations do as well, so preserving client ip seems to be possible, the only question is if you bothered to set it up...
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>>67713
their docs and site are so shit i couldnt figure it out
sowwy
>and several minecraft server implementations do as well
like? dont you have to use a proxy like bungecoord or something like that? i dont want to do that
damn your right
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>>67715
per the docs all these seem to support the proxy protocol natively so no need for yet another proxy, but i know nothing about minecraft servers and what implications running any of these has compared to vanilla 
ok, so it seems your puter didn't iplog my ip, but does the proxying service allow you to see its connection logs?
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>>67716
>ok, so it seems your puter didn't iplog my ip, but does the proxying service allow you to see its connection logs?
omfg  i dont know who you are 
and yes i can see the connection logs ( if i give them 3 bucks a month)
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and i was thinking about starting an onion service for the minecraft server. thoughts?
>>67717
so.. did you give them 3 bucks..? 

>and i was thinking about starting an onion service for the minecraft server
like as an alternative way to connect to it or will this be the only way to connect, it's gonna add like 1000ms of latency to the server, can minecraft even use socks proxies?
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>>67719
>like as an alternative way to connect to it
as an alternative of course. 
>can minecraft even use socks proxies?
i think you can do that easily with hack clients but if you are on linux you can just install torsocks and use it to run ur minecraft client
if you dont want to do that u can do  the  "export LD_PRELOAD=/usr/lib/torsocks/libtorsocks.so"
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>>67720
so basically no one will ever use it 
why did you avoid answering the first question..
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>>67721
cus ur sus af
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>>67722
i was just weighing on if i should disclose my identity or not.. but fine.. 

if you want you can use my server which is just sitting with 20 gigs of ram free and 4vcpus, i could grant you access through some kind of panel like crafty controller so you could manage it fully
if you want to still use your computer, instead of whatever this service is i never heard of before, my server could act as a relay/proxy, this however would mean we'd have to setup a vpn tunnel from my server to your computer which would mean the server would see your ip 
to avoid this, you could connect to my server endpoint through a vpn of your own, but this seems finnicky and probably has performance issues

there's a third option which involves the backend, i.e. you exposing the server only through an onion address, and then my server would proxy all clearnet connections to the onion address, this allows for people to connect without using tor, but my server never knows what your ip actually is, which i actually tried with a website and is pretty cool as a concept but again this has sometimes  some weird performance issues and things just dying sporadically requiring a tor restart for whatever reason occasionally 

lastly, the simplest thing i could do is to make a domain record point to your joinmc address if you want...

anyway this might come off as me trying to take over your project but it's not really not and it's fine if you don't want any help.. i'm just trying to find some distraction from certain things right now...
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>>67723
>i was just weighing on if i should disclose my identity or not.. but fine.. 
a-are you admin??
>if you want you can use my server which is just sitting with 20 gigs of ram free and 4vcpus, i could grant you access through some kind of panel like crafty controller so you could manage it fully
why are you saying this now lole
idk how much 20 gigs of ram would help since it works very well rn with 16 gigs allocated 
>4vcpus
isnt your hosting provider gonna get mad at you for hammering the cpu with a minecraft server? and what cpu do you have?
>if you want to still use your computer, instead of whatever this service is i never heard of before, my server could act as a relay/proxy, this however would mean we'd have to setup a vpn tunnel from my server to your computer which would mean the server would see your ip 
no need for a vpn
we could use this https://infrarust.dev
>there's a third option which involves the backend, i.e. you exposing the server only through an onion address, and then my server would proxy all clearnet connections to the onion address, this allows for people to connect without using tor, but my server never knows what your ip actually is, which i actually tried with a website and is pretty cool as a concept but again this has sometimes  some weird performance issues and things just dying sporadically requiring a tor restart for whatever reason occasionally 
this would be unimaginably slow. i have played minecraft on tor servers and it was very slow now add ANOTHER hop on top of that 
it would be a complete disaster 
>lastly, the simplest thing i could do is to make a domain record point to your joinmc address if you want...
what domain? sluts4sale.com?
>anyway this might come off as me trying to take over your project but it's not really not and it's fine if you don't want any help.. i'm just trying to find some distraction from certain things right now...
its okay lole
i dont really care if someone takes over the server as long as the server is cool and isnt like boring
and if ur actually squishmin i might have to email you
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>>67723
whats with all this autism for whats basically remote login
just enable ssh access
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WTF ARE THESE???
demons???
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im a squishy and i live here
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bury pink looks mad
lovely srvr
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>>67747
did u come to our base??
and what should i change about the server?? any thoughts?
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Depends if you wanna change core gameplay mechanics or just make things cuter with mods, i don't have any ideas either loel
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>>67771
install distant horizons server side if your hardware can handle it
pretty sure even people who don't have it installed client side will still be able to join
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>>67772
ToT
i wanna do both
and i was thinking about somehow disabling autofarms but i dont think there is a way to do that
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>>67773
i already have the render distance set to 16 chunks, is distant horizons really needed? and distant horizons doesnt have an official plugin for paper
there is a ghetto 3rd party one but idk how well it would work
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Does the server have one of those map to image mods?
Those are always fun, >>67774 autofarms are fine as long as nobody actually builds one, i'm too lazy to build anything beyond an iron golem farm tbh
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>>67776
>Does the server have one of those map to image mods?
no
and i dont think getting a plugin like that is such a great idea because people might post naughty images on my christian minecraft server >_<
>>67776
>autofarms are fine as long as nobody actually builds one, i'm too lazy to build anything beyond an iron golem farm tbh
apparently mojang added autocrafters to minecraft and basically turned minecraft into factorio
>>67775
>paper 
doesn't this basically eliminate most  mods you could install 
why even run paper if you have 16gb of ram assigned anyway

>>67775
>is distant horizons really needed
default render distance for DH is 256 chunks, so it's kinda night and day difference when you climb a hilll/build a watchtower, i think it looks really cool seeing distant objects but i dunno how much other people care about it
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>>67778
>why even run paper if you have 16gb of ram assigned anyway
cus it optimizes the game and it runs better and because it fixes a lot of exploits and things of that kind
>default render distance for DH is 256 chunks, so it's kinda night and day difference when you climb a hilll/build a watchtower, i think it looks really cool seeing distant objects but i dunno how much other people care about it
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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house!!!
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>>67782
oh thers extra room too if any1 needs a plce 2 stay :)
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>>67782
the pic u took reminded me of this meme lole
ToT squishy1 joined and left after 20 minutes
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built my little base right in the hole near spawn, keep out of my goon caves!!

should I build another cowe compactor?
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>>67724
>a-are you admin??
maybe
anyway you seem like you have the hardware side figured out already, so the only benefit would be not relying on this service for reverse proxying (not sure if it has any limitations) or actually having the minecraft server on host that's public facing from to get go 

also it seems like this service reverse proxying is host based so unless you can configure somehow on your end to accept requests coming from another domain it's not gonna work 

also sorry for taking days to respond..things happened..
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wokecraft?
>>67810
>maybe
hmmmm also if are actually squishmin you should bump up the thread limit because 60 posts is too little and sometimes threads are just THAT interesting. but thats up to you 
>anyway you seem like you have the hardware side figured out already, so the only benefit would be not relying on this service for reverse proxying (not sure if it has any limitations) or actually having the minecraft server on host that's public facing from to get go 
yeah but if my server goes down it would be a good idea to sync the world map and the server to another host and that host could automatically start hosting the server while the main one is down
and the reverse proxying would also be nice ig
>also it seems like this service reverse proxying is host based so unless you can configure somehow on your end to accept requests coming from another domain it's not gonna work 
ya....
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>>67807
make 2 more cowe compactors
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>>67807
BUSTED
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fuck, im away from home and didnt bring my mouse, saving the server so i can join when im back
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>>67815
play from ur phone
>>67812
one of the the reasons the bump limit is like it is is because i don't really want the frontpage to be dominated by fast moving blog type threads that are essentially just chat rooms when other regular threads get like 3-15 replies on average 

also as a general rule threads that received more than the usual amount of replies at certain points in time tended to do so because of some offsite drama and it was nice having them automatically peter out after dropping off page 1
just make a new thread if you hit the bump limit

>yeah but if my server goes down it would be a good idea to sync the world map and the server to another host and that host could automatically start hosting the server while the main one is down

this seems non-trivial to setup to work in real-time if there aren't existing tools to do something like that
idk much about the specifics but copying the game world while the server is still writing to it seems like you'd end up with corrupted stuff

if you're concerned about uptime might be best to host it on my server then maybe
anyway feel free to email me if you'd like to discuss this further or do something concrete
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>>67819
I think you should adjust bump limit to at least 150, whenever someone makes a princess yap thread it stays in it's own thread, 60 is way too low and it's easy to trigger, this thread already triggered it and you even pinned it so it won't sink.
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squishe server down!
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>>67821
its upo
squishy server down!
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>>67823
"stpeam lost connection: Timed out"
you;re getting timed out for some reason idunno
my connection bars thing is always like 2 or 3 bars out of 5, i think my connections good tho
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>>67825
i think a timeout happens when the server doesnt get a request in x seconds
i can probably change that config value
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Now it says this, i'll come back later.
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>>67820
>whenever someone makes a princess yap thread

this is why i don't really like talking about moderation practices because people always interpret them differently and then people get self-conscious about posting for no reason

>it's easy to trigger

i went back 2 months and counted 4 threads that got bumplocked barring this one

3 were blog threads and 1 was a meta thread
mind you i don't have anything in principle against either, i just kinda think it just makes sense for the current bump limits to be what they are given the average number of posts a thread usually gets and the fact that threads never really get bumped off

there's just something inherently off-putting to me about smaller imageboards having some 3 year old 400+ replies thread on the frontpage

anyway, i feel like we are derailing the minecraft thread and this should be probably taken elsewhere..
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admin is ddosing the server to strong-arm stu into doing their bidding
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>>67829
😢
>>67827
does it work now?
>>67828
yes you r right admineee  lot of Lovely new thread better than 1 old thread c;
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>>67829
squishy can take packet rape
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squishy1 if u ever come back ur stuff is still there
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>>67846
no need, i'll just take your stuff again
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yea... if you guys didnt know theres free stuff over at stu's house
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>>67848
bro.......
>>67850
NO THERES NOT
timed out again!
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>>67853
does this happen only when im also on?
and did this ever happen to you before on any other minecraft servers?
and u can just log back in after a timeout it sometimes happens to me but i give it no mind
>>67850
i think i found whio took the diamondds 🤭
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me and my squishy friend
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the cowe must flow
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>>67869
I love these little updates from your gameplay and I love to stalk this wholesome thread
>>67870
i can't remember if I put my cowe pen 1 block away from 0,0 or not spawn so if a new player joins maybe they'll fall into the cowe pit maybe not xdd
i can't find my secret underwater base anymore... where the heck is that portal
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>>67642 (OP) 
six sebeen
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what the fugggg? why is the ghast happy?????
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why did u delet the poast ?
umm taking a screencap of someone's deleted post is rude
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>>67965
timedout
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>>67970
my power went out
sorry
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>>67971
i didnt know they had power outages in burgerville
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>>67974
ya well power outages happen everywhere
and the outage lasted a minute  but i forgot to turn on something so the server was disconnected from the internet for over an hour lole
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>>67975
>lasted a minute
that doesnt count as an outage. you dont know what an outage is kid..
flashbacks
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does any1 wanna build the parthenon with me? i think its too big for just me but we can put int in the side of a mountain maybe to make it smaller
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>>67983
meee
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>>67984
yay!!

what do wr make the statue/ shrine for ? i think it should b s4s related but idk
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squishy statue!!
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>>67870
did i breed too many cows? cus now it loooks like this..
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is 287 cows a little too much?
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>>67992
what happens when you reach 365
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>>67994
serber gets deletd 😱
rare sticky thread award
>>67991
i dumped like multiple 64 stacks of wheat in the cow pit there and the cowes ate it up immediately now the cowes lag even more xdd
>>67957
how do you have 67 ms to a server that's inside your house
maybe it's connected over wifi
squishy how do you have -15ms ping im scared
can you please just talk to me im sorry
squishy serve down!
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>>68034
omg the reverse proxy didnt start
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>>68037
hi
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>>68040
hi anonymous squishy
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>>68041
can we be friends again 🥺
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>>68042
i ragequit the game cus u fucked up the diamonds but that does not mean our friendship is over
i might log on again in a few mins
Maybe I should finally make an attempt at progression and beat the ender dragon, never done that before lole
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uh oh 
>>68045
ya lets do that
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minsker cooking some methe
sever outage due to rage xd 😭
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>>68052
lole what happened
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>>68054
squad wiped at the nether fortress GEE FOCKIN GEE
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pantheon time
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>>68081
hey.. its not done yet :x
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>>68083
pantheon time.
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>>68084
oh,, um do u wanna he;lp out? i would rly appreciate it bcuz it takes so much quartz to make, and idk what to do for the interior
can someone recommedn a good shader 2 use? theres too mant to choose from ;-;
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i accidentally killed water. water is no more... i was trying to figure out where it was coming from because it didn't look like there was a river or anything it was just coming out of a block? and i then i broke all the cubes in the surrounding area to figure out where it was coming from and it just stopped.
i guess it was coming from the snow, but why did it stop. was something melting the snow and i broke it?
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whats this thing now... this is where it was coming from, now this weird block appeared allovasudden
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>>68159
thats ice
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>>68160
what's this, where's the water coming from
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>>68162
its just like a block. you can pick it up with a bucket if you wanna play around with it
>>68162
is this the first time you're playing minecraft?
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>>68172
About 14th time
server down ;-;
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>>68232
had a power outage
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>>68251
i thought regular power outages were something that didn't happen in non-third world countries
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>>68259
idk wtf is going on
i think something is wrong with my power pole
this shit started happening like a year ago for no reason
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>>68260
you should call the utility then, they usually have no way of knowing if a singular home has a power outage
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>>68262
they're probably busy enough
i dont wanna bother them
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>>68263
thank you for being so considerate of faceless corporations
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>>68264
np!
>>68263
you literally dont even know that just stop thinking about it and call them, it wont even take 5 minutes
>>67642 (OP) 
I'd join if not for the fact that everything you build on an mc server can just be nuked either by tnt or the server shutting down forever
>>68269
I still remember playing mc as a kid, working my little butt off to build a beautiful house, the server had a feature where you could mark a zone and claim it so others can't destroy it and some petty jealous motherfucker digged out a whole ass trench underneath and around the house destroying the surrounding landscape
>>68269
u should joi n anyway its lone ly being the only one whos building 🥲
also im sure if stu doesnt w anna host anymore admind can take over or she could post the world file for u
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>>68269
Luckily for you, utilizing our new AI powered Blockchain based technologies, your building will be stored on the chain forever. Freely accessible to you at any time, under no control of the server owner or anyone trying to destroy it. Join now! Time to craft some mines!
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>>68272
>>68273
That's great, thanks for letting me know, I might just join now ^⁠_⁠^
>>68269
dont woryr its not like the serevr is gonna go down one day for no reason
if ur scared about losing ur builds u can install this mod
https://modrinth.com/mod/simple-world-downloader
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who wanna play on the server
i just started flying and the server crashed 😭
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>>68307
internet went out
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just learned that stu's house was washed away by sewage and toxic waste, their server, gone forever
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>>68314
Chat is this real
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>>68316
fake, stu doesnt have a house, the server only goes down when the mcdonalds employees notice shes been using the wifi and electricity all day and ask her to leave
>>68317
Aww :< poor stu could use a hug risking being banned from entry to mcdonalds for us like that
>>68317
O_O
how do you know
>>68282
Thankz imma check itt <3
>>68317
we can visit the glory hole in the bathroom to get more game servers
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>>68322
or we can sell this guy's organs for server upkeep
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>>68327
Nice try squishy but sex is a far better market
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>>68333
Far less effort for far more cash though
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i found all this gear in case u wanna join back :/
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>>68346
nah i dont think im hosting this anymore
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>>68344
>implying squishy has the contacts to sell an organ
you'd just get sex traffick'd squishy smh
>>68347
WHY . swhy do you have to alwys be alone when your upset i just want to help…
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>>68349
no i just dont want to play anymore
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>>68350
okay
im sorry id it wasnt fun for you, i think youvshould only do things that make u happy. but i had lots of fun playing with you and j was alwys looking forward to talking to you
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what happened lole
cute
squishy prolly doesnt have a squishy ass tho cause hes so skinny or smth
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>>68377
this made me really consider posting my ass but i decided against it
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>>68385
admin sheds a tear
>>68385
do it anyway or i'm gonna send admin a strongly worded email to ban your ass (heh) and ddos your mineycraft server
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>>68390
😭
there's no way you dont have a pimply man ass
>>67646
what version do I use I never played. I bought it before, but never liked this game
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>>68456
i think it's a multi version server, I was playing on 1.20.2 which is like 3 years old and have no issues, I upgraded to the current 26.2 and didn't notice anything even though stu said there's some kind of indicator thing that takes the place of the EXP bar that points you to his lair, I still haven't gotten that to work
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>>68458
it points to online players, not buildings.
>>68352
i think im gonna play in 5 hours
u on?
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>>68477
🙃

im can play at 5 or 6 i dont know when 5 hours from 14:55 is
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>>68486
15 + 5 = 8pm
>>68486
and the easiest way to calculate time is just to modulo it by 12 
20:00 % 12 = 8pm
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14 % 12 = 2
>>68488
how is that easy 
i don't even know what a modulo is
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>>68493
do you remember elementary school division where instead of calculating every decimal place you just leave the whole number and remainder?
modulo operator is basically whole number division, you modulo by a number and the resulting number is the remainder, it's pretty useful for clamping values to a specific range in computer programming.
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>>68493
i know moduloi learned it from factorio if u play factorio too then u can b a PROGrAmMer (progamer) like me
>>68495
>do you remember elementary school division
no
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no more cowe.......
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minecraft giraffes????
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>>68507
that's a camel methinke
stu what do u do if u forgot ur password (asking 4r a friend)?

also why is thrre a password?? i think last time i asked u told me about hashes xd
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>>68637
i could reset ur passwd or change it if u want me to....
>>68637
>also why is thrre a password?? i think last time i asked u told me about hashes xd
so the server is safe and secure?
why do u think sites have accounts and passworesd lole
whats your username?
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>>68639
WTF DO U MEAN??? how does a passwoed make it secure if anyone can make a password this is just discrimintation against forgetfil ppl

oh and i wsnt ironic it acutally is for a friend xd (falseidol) but how does it work if i hve 2 tell u what to change it to in this thread? dont i at least have to email you? :0 
actially maybe i have to change mine too…
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>>68640
im p sure i could reset them
but i dont want anyone else to log on and steal their account so they need to have mc open and ill reset them in that moment
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>>68640
> :0 
>actially maybe i have to change mine too…
if u didnt forget ur pw u can just write /changepassword
>>68641
>i dont want anyone else to log on and steal their account
im lost lmao. if uwerent the server admin i would think youre just superstitious
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>>68643
if i just resest the password anybody can log on and claim the acc
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>>68644
🥹

do u realize how retarted that sounds
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>>68646
IT IS LITERALLY TRUE
i just unregistered myself and now the server doesnt knwo my password
so i have to register again
so if i wasnt the one making a new password someone could steal my accoutn
IT MAKES SENSE WDYM
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