i wish semen didn't come with time-limited enzymes that make it coagulate and turn non-miscible as soon as it comes into contact with oxygen and require sitting several minutes before it will go runny and mix with coffee, pouring in a shot of your boymilk just isn't as hote, and when it doesn't mix with the coffee it just sits at the bottom and will make you wanna throw up when the post nut clarity hits
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