/s4s/ - anime pillow fight

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today is that time of the month
when i go on youtube and download 100 vocaloid songs to listen to for the rest of the month

j-jeff? why are you here 
LEAVE

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>>66090
>j-jeff? why are you here
bc this place seems NICE
>LEAVE
nah i think ill stick around for a while

The L*S jeff? holy moly if true

jeffie be like hey guys this is my thread

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>>66097
omg omg does my influence really spread this far and wide?
yea ok ill defly spend some time here

so anyway what filetypes does this site allow?
can i post webm? mkv? jxl? or is this one of those gay ibs that only allow png+jpg+gif?

>>66099
you can upload webm/mp4 as far as video formats go

mkv is iffy when it comes to widespread  browser support (even when it actually contains codecs that are supported) so there's no point in allowing it (altho it seems like firefox added support for it last year)

>>66099
>omg omg does my influence really spread this far and wide?
every h4x0r10rd is a fag, you should know best...

>>66097
wuts L*S?

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>>66111
i was gonna ignore this newfag question, but since you got trips ig ill spoonfeed you:
Le Star Spoon (L*S) is a community of vintage spoon collectors who are very meticulous about how their spoon drawers are organized
and half our posters like to pretend to be little girls for some reason

>>66114
i think u ar lying to me

>>66114
why do you say bad words T_T cant u be nice?? why do you have to be so ebil jebbie? ( i dont like the word f-f-f-f-f-f-fagg- *starts crying*

>>66114
>calling someone a newf*g when you literally started posting yesterday
bold, lmfao

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>>66116
what makes u think that
>66117
soz i didnt know -fag was a bad word here uwu
back in L*S we use faggot nigger and retard like we australians use cunt, so that was a bit of a slip of the tongue, it doesnt really mean anything
btw is tranny a bad word too? i get the feeling this is a tranny website so this should prolly be clarified
i think i heard trannies complaining about being called trannies before, but idk, i can't take a word that ends in -y srsly
ong trying to tell me that tranny is a slur is like trying to convince me that niggy is a slur
it just sounds too cutesy to be anything other than affectionate tbh
>>66118
yea its hella funny that you saw it like that, but i meant newfren in the wider context
L*S is p famous among spoon enthusiasts, but it's also kinda tricky to get in since you need to know your spoons to even be granted access, but still, most ppl with a spoon recognize the name
i mean, you even have someone here who knows about it and about me
and yes, i know you are wondering, my spoon is very large and pristine
and no, you cant borrow it to eat your dinner "just this once"

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btw i have been going through this month's vocaloid dump and here is one parody of a parody that has been stuck in my head for the past day
i mean vocaloid is the broad sense of "animegirl that sing"
actually, even more broad than that, since this is a bunch of russian voices doing a cover & adaptation of a song originally sung by an animegirl

>>66119
L*S = http://lambdaplusjs35padjaiz4jw2fugdoeutse262phqr72uf634s2wdbqd.onion ?

>>66122
yup, that's home sweet home
i wonder if the normies in this site will be able to access it since you need to know what an onion spoon is

>>66155
"im so smart for knowning a .onion can only be accessed through tor" plz stop being like this (T~T)

>>66155
you do realize this site also has an onion address right

>>66119
>what makes u think that
No one is discussing spoons on that site

>redditchan with larpers
>considering disabling posting for non-tripfags entirely
the sad part is I actually will check it for now because I am that starved for a board to psot on
OP is a huge mega gigantic faglord though

Forgot to mention
>massively 'censored' (everything that's even slightly earnest or on-topic gets moved to /trash/ or /spam/) too
mega fucking gay
shit like this is literally (LITERALLY) what killed nano btw
everything was fine when endo or w/e the fags name was was locked out of his car
t. nano mod

>>66119
you kinda sound like a pedophile tbh

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>>66156
yea its kinda dorkish, but it really wouldn't be the first time i see ppl online getting completely flabbergasted by an onion-only site

>>66157
oh hey, that's cool, it works now
i tried it when i first came here, but it was broken
at this point i just take it as a fact of life that 70% of ib admins are completely incapable of maintaining an onion address, so i didn't think much of it

>>66158
yea you got me
we only discuss food and math
also guns and martial arts sometimes
spoons are just an inside joke

>>66159
>>considering disabling posting for non-tripfags entirely
where did you get this idea?
i keep trying to tell the admin to just disable the craptcha entirely and only let the purplechads and loli tycoons post, but he is always saying "nooooo i actually like having the riffraff leaving their low iq posts all over"
>the sad part is I actually will check it for now because I am that starved for a board to psot on
yes pls pls pls we need more cute frilly little girls posting with us
the ones we have are all slowly hitting the wall
even your dear lil jeffie isn't any younger
>OP is a huge mega gigantic faglord though
yea its true
im the lord of all fags
im basically the MVP of that site (most vexing poster)

>>66160
>>massively 'censored' (everything that's even slightly earnest or on-topic gets moved to /trash/ or /spam/) too
i havent really noticed that tbh
can you show some examples?
>t. nano mod
waow fr?
p crazy how i find ex nano mods literally everywhere i go
that place really was the place, huh?

>>66161
what do pedophiles sound like, schizo-san?

>>66162
>what do pedophiles sound like, schizo-san?
I was thinking the same and then checked the site and saw a pic of little (real) girl. Def a pedo.

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>p crazy how i find ex nano mods literally everywhere i go
not really considering I posted the creds for my account so it passed through liek 30 pairs of hands on a site with 50 users
>i keep trying to tell the admin to just disable the craptcha entirely
That would be disabling posting for non-tripfags

tbf I haven't actually looked at the proposed method and it may not actually be tripfaggotry unlike every other 'anonymous' token scheme that gets pushed on IBs but in any case the actual effect is that the friction it creates for actual human beings posting is so high that you're just making a private chat
the point of BBS is their accessibility. This is where people who know what they are talking about come from. The captcha is already too obnoxious for most pros to both with though at least on the most unsophisticated level a rando with a webbrowser isn't going to get their post deleted even if they're typing it directly into the form, but that doesn't really change the fact that it's too much friction for anyone to bother posting
EVEN ASSUMING your posts actually went up
which they don't
>i havent really noticed that tbh
>can you show some examples?
Well sure, I made two posts and neither of them appeared
so the site is literally unusable
<hurr wait for admeme approval to be manually applied
or I could use literally any other site including one I hosted myself
>the ones we have are all slowly hitting the wall

the actual consequence of these restrictions are that only terminally online retards that are hanging on to the name/perceived continuity would ever post there
essentially people that think that being hand picked by tardmin somehow strokes their ego
the site is functionally dead already in much the same way as e.g. fimfics
deleted my saved link tbh
>that place really was the place, huh?
it was just big

lambda reminds me a lot more of a really really shitty late stage decay nntpchan than nano anyway

>>66163
not jeff but the place doesn't support pedophilia, it's just absolutist on free speech, following the site that predates it which is a large part of the audience. the fagmin has made anti-pedophilic statements but banning it as a whole is likely to backfire into pedos spamming it to own le sheep. either way grim and a large part of why i stopped browsing it
not at all fun fact is that it's marked as a "pedo forum" on CP linking sites which gains even more pedos, while all the other advertising is just word of mouth (like this thread)

>>66165
idk why he's advertising here, he's obviously samefagging in this thread

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>>66163
>Def a pedo.
not a pedo, just a kid enthusiast

>>66164
>not really considering I posted the creds for my account so it passed through liek 30 pairs of hands on a site with 50 users
wait when you say mod, you mean gvol or tvol?
>That would be disabling posting for non-tripfags
nah, for some reason he doesn't even let registered posters off the hook
it would just make so that everybody has to use the token system instead
which would be interesting to see if our resident spammer has acquired any at all bc that would imply he is a regular poster
>tbf I haven't actually looked at the proposed method and it may not actually be tripfaggotry
i could explain it, but like you said, nobody actually cares to learn, they just want everything to function the exact same everywhere and if the monkey has to learn a new trick, the monkey will just branch to another tree
also a good 90% of the board got filtered by the crypto that goes into the blind tokens, even though it is a basic application of RSA
just serves to show how much the userbase has degraded
unlike ECC, RSA can be understood with high-school level math, but now we are mostly overrun with sub120iq mongoloids so you can't really expect them to apply old knowledge to learn new things
and again, there is the problem of the "cuckflare is a perfectly valid solution" mentality
>I made two posts and neither of them appeared
you mean in the index?
they still show up inside the thread tbh
>including one I hosted myself
link or didn't happen
>being hand picked by tardmin somehow strokes their ego
lol. lmao.
fagmin will literally give a mod account to anyone who asks, zero questions asked
idk why you think anyone would think that's special

>>66165
>the place doesn't support pedophilia
sadly true
there was a time when we had a bunch of genuine pedophiles there and it was hella fun
now the userbase has been swinging dangerously close to the normie side of the spectrum lately
funnily enough, i dont think we ever actually had cp spam there, just regular nonsensical spam
>not at all fun fact is that it's marked as a "pedo forum" on CP linking sites which gains even more pedos
and i have been heroically gatekeeping λ from newtards who don't understand that it is a tranny hugbox to talk about food recipes and anal sex (receptive)

>>66166
>idk why he's advertising here
i was just chilling, it was your squishy ass that pivoted the discussion to be about where i came from
>he's obviously samefagging in this thread
go ahead, schizo-san
point to which posts you think are mine so i can laugh at you

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have a miku from last month btw

>>66175
>>the place doesn't support pedophilia
>sadly true
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN BY SADLY TRUE?!?!?!!?!?!?!!?!?!?!!!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!??!

>wait when you say mod, you mean gvol or tvol?
I uniquely identified the account in multiple ways dude
>i could explain it
I mean I've seen explanations on site
by look at it I mean check that it actually works the way it's being said that it does but I don't particularly have any reason to doubt that it does either
I just have no reason to engage with it in the first place since there are better sites like here

>and again, there is the problem of the "cuckflare is a perfectly valid solution" mentality
Where is this random fucking reach coming from in response to people not twisting themselves into a pretzel to do the most retarded shit ever
you don't need cloudflare and you don't need tokens
the 'spam' is perfectly fine and asukafag dealt with liek 90x the volume all by himself even just in the nanosphere
>you mean in the index?
>they still show up inside the thread tbh
There is still literally no reason ever I would accept a fucking manual whitelist from some queerbaby even without the 12hr+ communication delay that comes with it
>link or didn't happen
are you
are you really doubting the ability of internet strangers to do something as basic as whipping up a hidden service and leaving it running on a treehouse laptop
this is not high art, it's not something complex or difficult
the fact that you consider knowing about the existence of hidden services at all (while unknowingly on a site that has a HS) to be some level of exclusive knowledge would be painting a pretty damning picture of yourself here if my hallucinatory nightmares weren't making me conflate you with a bunch of people who were actually connected to real projects in my ailing memory

>i could explain it, but like you said, nobody actually cares to learn
Let me be perfectly clear
<This is bad for the site's content because it alienates rando newfags  (including anyone that might happen to be a subject matter expert but doesn't want to do any sort of song and dance to post)
<<these people have no investment in the site so there is no motivation for them to overcome this
<<N.B. that they do have investment in their expertise so writing out an effortpost is something that could come naturally and be fun
<<<as a consequence, there will never be anything of value posted on the site (by people who aren't already there who are so bought in that it might as well be a collaborative blog)
You are making demands without anything to offer in return
The better version of what you are proposing is just an actual read-only site with people with accounts posting on
liek the tokens are privacy between you and the owner or whatever but as someone who has no real interest in the site there is essentially no circumstance where I would engage with them
it's not merely an attempt to fix something that isn't broken
it's a format with entirely different cultural implications

(also it's a redditchan (by which I mean has board creation) so it's fundamentally doomed to be gay.)

>>66180
Once upon a time you could actually talk to people on the internet and have real conversations
you still could and I genuinely believe the normies would get over it pretty fast
but the pedos these days are bigger normies than the normies so there's no point for it either way

torchans have traditionally operated under the paradigm of 'no cp'  which meant no pictures of kids at all since it's presence on the site meant it was failing the dost test since implicitly it's a pedo site
idk if anyone keeps this tradition since AFAIK all the actual pedospaces that aren't clearnet are just run by feds/canadians at this point

>>66183
>all the actual pedospaces that aren't clearnet are just run by feds/canadians at this point
makes no intuitive sense but okay
but how do u know this?

>>66184
Why wouldn't it be true?
Everything pedos want they can get from the clearnet
other than actual content but the main people who post that are LEAs and NGOs

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>>66180
pedos usually have a p specific strain of schizophrenia (at least the ones that arent giganormies) that is p funny to witness
rn our schizos are all the boring/annoying kind
and our manic pixie princess has pm completely died inside

>>66181
>there are better sites like here
i dont see many avatarfags here, so it cant be that great
i sometimes go looking for other communities (like rn) and its fun interacting with other ppl, but so far i havent found a single place that also feels like home
the backdrop of neets avatarfagging as underage animegirls and starting a new slapfight everyday was crucial to giving nano that homely feeling
>random fucking reach
when an ib suffers its first spam wave, its a coinflip whether the admin will just slap cuckflare on it and call it a day
>the 'spam' is perfectly fine
not really tbh
it was the sheer volume of it that compelled the λ admin to research and adapt rsa signatures into the engine
and in the end it did reduce the spam ratio
if it really scared every poster off, you'd think the spam ratio would go up instead, since there would be proportionally less legitimate posts
>manual whitelist from some queerbaby
is it really that much worse than having a schizojanny delete it after 5s anyway, like happens on every 3rd ib?
the site is p lax with what is allowed anyway
>the 12hr+ communication delay
if you want instant messages, its better to use instant messaging tbh
>are you really doubting the ability of internet strangers to do something as basic as whipping up a hidden service and leaving it running on a treehouse laptop
yes i am
you have no idea how grim it is out there
i have already lost all faith in the computer literacy of anons
>the fact that you consider knowing about the blah blah blah
look man, throwing a high-kick isn't that hard either, but that doesn't mean i go around assuming every rando in the street is able to do it
in fact, ppl that can manage it is a tiny minority of the population
and idk the power level of your average squishy, but my instinct is to assume it is very low
how much traction did your site get anyway?
>conflate you with a bunch of people
>in my ailing memory
its so over
nano only exists in my memories
and even that is slowly fading away
>The better version of what you are proposing is just an actual read-only site with people with accounts posting on
god i wish
every day the urge to clean up my old engine and spin up my own avatartranny haven grows a bit stronger
too bad my will to live grows weaker twice as fast
>it's a redditchan
λ really should have had a tag-based system tbh
everybody only browses the overboard anyway, so boards are just a convenient way to find an old thread, which tags would make even easier
but it would break off from the traditional format too much and would also end up confusing newfags

>>66183
yea fr
ppl think pedos are dangerous predators, but by and large they are braindead morons and its just the FBI laziness that keeps them freely roaming our streets

Go back to your pedos jeff, no one likes you.

>>66183
>Once upon a time you could actually talk to people on the internet and have real conversations. you still could and I genuinely believe the normies would get over it pretty fast
Can't have real conversations without the pedos :(
Admin please delete this psy-op of a thread and ban these retards

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>>66188
what pedos? i already told you they are all gone
at least actually read the thread instead of getting mad at shadows smh

anyway sorry, i ended up letting my thread get derailed to talk about the inherent comedy of cute girls
so lets bring it back around to talking about stuff that really matters:
i think on my next cdda run i'll try making a mad max character
im so good at this game that lately i have been playing underpowered characters instead
like for example, my last run i played as an old priest with bad back and bad knees and terrible cardio
it was going ok, i had to actually think through the consequences of my actions since i couldnt just bash heads in willy nilly
i could maybe bash like 2 heads before getting too tired
i was playing with a supernatural mod, thinking it would add some extra difficulty, but instead i learned how to summon demons to help me
and as a man of faith, i had a huge mana supply to make those demons cleanse an entire city for me
so now its a bit too easy and i kinda lost interest

there is this new fork of the game that i havent really played yet, so i will try a vanilla run
im doing a mad max run bc it has been a while since i last played a straight forward character like this
i have modded a double barreled pistol shotgun in the game before (which will prolly work on the fork with little or no adjustment) and that will be my main weapon
other than that, in melee ill use studded gloves or something similar to punch zeds to the death
as for the objective, i think just exploring around to see what the differences are will be good enough

>>66194
stop playin videogaymes and start baking and sewing

>>66194
>what pedos? i already told you they are all gone
Are you stupid? Or do you think we're stupid?

>>66194
no pedos but people on there still post pictures of kids
okay jeff

>>66202
You don't get it, you're clearly a normie. you see, you have to post picture of kids because normies don't do that

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>>66197
funnily enough, i can do both of those things
ik how to bake cakes and cookies
i was gonna learn bread too, but never got around to it
and i was into cosplay for like 3 years, so im pg at sewing too
also arts and crafts, since i also made my own props

>>66201
i think (You) specifically are stupid <3

>>66202
idgi
if i start posting guys, will you assume im a faggot?

>>66203
1/10

>>66204
>idgi
>if i start posting guys, will you assume im a faggot?
YES???? what the fuck do you mean you dont get it

you are just being dishonest at this point

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>>66206
>you are just being dishonest at this point
nah, i just genuinely struggle to wrap my head around retarded ideas like that

pls explain how posting this pic makes me gay

>>66207
Dude stop talking. I don't know why you thought you would find pedos here, but you should be able to read the room at this point.
Can't believe admin hasn't deleted the thread yet I wonder if he's still asleep

>>66207
explain to the judge how you were only posting cp ironically to own the normies

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>>66208
>y-you came here looking for peods!
>source: voices in my head
so you are just schizoposting for fun, got it

>>66213
>says it's sad that the place doesn't support pedophilia because he want's to have "real" conversations with people online and only pedophiles can do that of course
Can you make it more obvious?

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>>66214
ok now i see the problem
you're a big baka dummy dumdum who can't follow a thread when multiple ppl post on it
sometimes i forget to put my name on the post, but i think its still p easy to tell which posts are mine based on the attached pics and writing style, so idk why you thought that >>66183 was posted by me unless youre the sort of schizo who thinks that everyone who disagrees with you is the same person, which now that i think about it is v likely to be the case
you are also rephrasing that post in a way that makes it kinda hard to tell whether you are intentionally misunderstanding what he said just to bait, or if you are genuinely mentally challenged

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i have been thinking about soldier's actions in expiration date
he sure had a lot of work ethic there
he got told to teleport bread, but they never told him to stop, so that's all he did for 3 days straight
sure, that's what ended up creating the bread behemoth, but still
he got an order and followed it to a T, no questions asked
which is exactly how a soldier is trained to operate

>only pedophiles can do that of course
who are you quoting?

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i propose to rename the heat death of the universe to the chud stage of the universe bc nothing will ever happen ever

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how is squishy able to make so many posts?

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>>66221
it's not that hard tbh, i just come here and post whatever is on my mind ig
this site seems like it is mostly blogposting anyway
or do you mean how this thread got so many replies so fast?
well, it is a phenomenon that has long been observed and studied on nanochan, called explosive textwalling, in which 2 nanotrannies start chatting about something and then they start replying point-by-point to one another, each time writing an even bigger textwall than before
which is what you saw me and the ex-nanon do before she disappeared (she must be out of practice and got tired fast, back in the day we could keep it up for literal months, every fucking day)
and then there are the randos butting in the conversation, whom the nanotrannies also reply to (me, that's what i've been doing)
and this level of gratuitous hate is nothing new, og denpaposts used to make ppl seethe much harder than this, but that's mostly bc denpa was extremely fun to hate on and basically the site's mascot

>>66222
SHUT UP NEWFIG THATS NOT WHAT BRANDON MEANT BY THAT

>>66223
>NEWFIG
sigh, time for the manchild to defend his internet street cred again

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>>66222
pepsi get cause pepsi is #2

>>66223
idk what i even mean anymore

>>66224
manchild? but i-i'm not a m-man...

>>66227
i meant jeff... unless this is jeff finally trying to assimilate? lol

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nah dis aint jeff

>>66229
...

i know dear...

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i started sunbathing lately and i do feel less lethargic
ig vitamin D deficiency isnt just a meme, it might actually be fr
or it could also just be placebo

>>66223
w-what did they mean by this

>>66224
yay, time for (You) to bump my thread again

>>66225
>pepsi get
thank you for checking
cute konata btw

>>66229
>goes out of her way to defend her street cred
you don't have to try so hard to fit in an insult meant for me...

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i finished reading the onimai comics and it srsly makes me wish i was a cute japanese schoolgirl instead of a hood nigga from the bronx

>>66285
sorry ur blasian jeff 😭

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why was my thread bump locked?
does this site have some pitifully low limit on the number of replies?
at least make it cyclic

>>66304
just make a new thread

>>66304
It's like 50 lol yeah
idk why