/s4s/ - Pokemon - Reddit Scalpers edition

Pokemon - Reddit Scalpers edition Squishy 5/18/2026, 20:18:11 No.65601

This is literally just a gambling substitute now

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jogo_do_bicho

It ironically doesn’t even change much from the actual gambling game.  It’s funny that they went from producing top-of-the-line entertainment to shit like Pokopia which is hideous and like two hours long.  The game thirty years prior was fucking 40-60, if you actually played it.  Pokemon fans had nothing to cling to so this evolution of the fanbase into gambling addicts makes a lot of sense.  Maybe it will benefit you finally, financially, if not in entertainment or actual value.  All we have to do is rob children of their limited cards and sweat over the resale for less than minimum wage per hour. 

I had a guy approach me once and offer to just pay me 100$ to buy him a box set because he was going to flip it for 200$ but hit his limit at the store.  I turned him down because I’m not a greedy jobless retard, but it’s amazing that Pokemon used to reference video games and now references a perceived investment.  No one talks about actual games with random people, no one trades Pokemon, they just hope the stock option pays off this time.

Squishy 5/18/2026, 23:40:18 No.65606

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Gambling-now for kids!

Try it kids!  Stop selling ass and start making money with your investments!

While you’re there, say the word NEE DOHS and get a free piece of trash made with plastic!  It definitely wasn’t going to be buried before you got there, that would make the plants die!

Squishy 5/18/2026, 23:49:01 No.65607

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You fucking kids make me so godamn mad.  You got all the money in the world and you won’t spend it.  It’s three fucking dollars.  What are you gonna do, smoke the shit?  Money is fucking paper you little fucking animals, if you don’t fucking buy this my family will starve.  I have to calculate the fucking TAXES when I shop because literally all of my money is tied up investments.  You fucking kids make me fucking sick with your hippy fucking trash. Buy the fucking Pokemon, if you don’t have money those little whores won’t fuck you and that three dollars isn’t doing anything for you.  Fucking bastard little shits we can’t just bury this fucking sulphur it will kill everyone, I’m not going to let this company die you little motherfuckers, it’s only a one percent risk if you swallow it.  Grow the fuck up you fucking animals

Squishy 5/19/2026, 03:29:03 No.65609

why is there some phoneposting fagtron spewing anal menses all up in here

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