/s4s/ - anime pillow fight

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lynxchan era of spoonfeeding is over

the jschan content desert is only for true altchanners.
those who even in their dreams browse allchans dot org and make new threads on all of the 0 ppd boards
those who pray for a fat drug addicted loser to bless us all with a new vm instance hosting a shitty javascript based web server
amen

>>62912
>those who even in their dreams browse allchans dot org and make new threads on all of the 0 ppd boards
real altchanners search for imageboard software footers and spam post body text on 17 different search engines and meta search engines and meta meta meta search engines
i don't have the energy for the noble yet thankless pursuit of keeping dead boards in a state of perpetual rigor mortis anymore
but my endless admiration and gratitude go to those who keep fighting the good fight
>those who pray for a fat drug addicted loser to bless us all with a new vm instance 
amen to that brotha

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>>62914
>search engines
fucking larper lmao literally no proprietary indexing engine that you can access for free is going to catch a sub-1-day patchchan

you should have bots scanning every relevant ASN used by cheap vps providers

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the indexing method is kinda good but it definitely needs some assistance cause those indexes get really fucking stale sometimes or smth idk

>>62916
in his glory days patch shilled with such fury and vigor that it was impossible to miss the latest patchan
>fucking larper lmao literally no proprietary indexing engine that you can access for free is going to catch a sub-1-day patchchan
i used to constantly refresh an imageboard spam tracker site to keep an eye out for new patchans
but the retard who made it ran it on neocities and it got nuked

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>>62920
>but the retard who made it ran it on neocities and it got nuked
yes sir u gotta buy computers urself so they dont go away unless you live in baltimore and the negros find out u have computers then theyre gone

i had to buy an arm64 based computer this year so i could run stuff like that 24/7 without idling 100w on each system

img related cause it reminds me of patch but i think i got it from here so its a bad post, but its a good post cause it says patch haha
ive moved onto game development though ill never see that brandon guy again so ill just have to become him in spirit weve already all started doing that anyways in the tiktok server

>>62922
img related is when patch's tard handler walks in and hes blue from overdosing on pain pills 

she has a fork and knife cause she was going to eat breakfast with him to cheer him up

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rest in peace to:
- fredrick brennan
- rueben fortes
- poo poo patchouli

>>62922
>unless you live in baltimore and the negros find out u have computers then theyre gone
that's just a protection racket, negros don't actually care about computers
if you slip brandon a 20 he'll make sure the robbers avoid your house
>ive moved onto game development though ill never see that brandon guy again
never give up hope
one day you'll reach the pearly gates and see brandon again on the big 3ch instance in the sky

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>>62926
>one day you'll reach the pearly gates and see brandon again on the big 3ch instance in the sky
maybe we will live long enough that a evil-genius tier patch-tier poster invents a fallout 3 tier tranquility lane but its 3ch and were all trapped there forever until liam kneesons sons comes to "mercy" kill us all we were having a good time so its actually murder and hes going to burn in hell lol