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guise i made a minecraft server
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>>68493
do you remember elementary school division where instead of calculating every decimal place you just leave the whole number and remainder?
modulo operator is basically whole number division, you modulo by a number and the resulting number is the remainder, it's pretty useful for clamping values to a specific range in computer programming.
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>>68493
i know moduloi learned it from factorio if u play factorio too then u can b a PROGrAmMer (progamer) like me
>>68495
>do you remember elementary school division
no
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no more cowe.......
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minecraft giraffes????

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I used Nair on my legs but still have razor bumps on my thighs. Have to manually shave my chest and extremities because my skin is too sensitive. Body hair is gross, except on my head and arms. I'm just a pretty boy who admires aesthetics. How do the femboy's who've gone down the pipeline manage?
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>>68460 (OP) 
I use an epilator to remove body hair and tweezers to remove any facial hair. I also use eyebrow razors to make them thin and curved.
wtf is a Nair?
i only fully shaved myself once and i did it with a straight razor
it was the easiest shit ever tbh made me think that ppl who complain that shaving is hard work are prolly using those shitty T-shaped razors
also made the reconsider everything i thought about women
i thought their soft skin was sth special but nope, it just that they are p hairless
turns out i have way softer skin than most women i have touched tbh
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>>68482
i use a stainless steel safety  razor for everything but its objectively not the best when it comes to growing back discomfort or whatever

get with the times and be like a hip femboy squishy and just destroy the hair follicles forever using the variety of methods popular 2day 

nairs p good tho i just dont use it

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Drinking expired, expired, expired, expired, expired beer that's been spoiled purely by my hatred, I was stuck on the floor for around 4 hours or so before shocking up and crumbling apart. Please don't ever open the door to my room, beit police or acquaintances. I still don't know what for. 
If I was literally anybody else maybe I'd try my best but we all know that's a wasteful thought that will only lead to the worst.
I've had more than enough for more than half a decade already, I'm just punching myself when I should be letting it out on anyone else, hoping to get rid of this useless body as soon as I can
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>>68431 (OP) 
some squishies really are living their best life

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I'm getting kinda old and I wonder what kind of life I want for myself long-term. I don't think I can maintain a long-term relationship but I still want some level of companionship that last years or even the rest of my life. I wonder if I could find someone I could just live with without it being sexual or awkward like dating. Like a roommate you spend the rest of your life with. No sex, dating or romance but just being there for eachother in a platonic way. Maybe I want to adopt a kid or maybe I just lost interest in relationships as a whole? I just know I get lonely very easily and I try way too hard to befriend all my coworkers and neighbors. I always want someone in my life even if it's just a casual acquaintance to talk to.
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>>68437
Why are you so obsessed with sex?
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>>68457
sex is an integral part of human relationships and i never had any
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>>68465
>sex is an integral part of human relationships
Not really. You could go fuck a prostitute and see for yourself.
>>68465
>sex is an integral part of human relationships and i never had any
?
where is this idea coming from then?
cuz it sure as hell aint coming from experience
>>68432 (OP) 
how old are you squishy? its never too late...

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I once gooned at work in the public restroom. Used the sink, paper towels and foam hand soap to wash the cum off. I think one of my coworkers noticed the goon smell and some of the customers noticed the face of someome who just nutted a few minutes ago. My coworker didn't say anthing and nobody mentioned it afterwards. Not sure if I got away with it or my raw autistic energy scared them into silence.
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gay
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>gooned at work
on company time?
so you were basically getting paid to jack off to gay porn?
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>>68485
so forking zased…
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>>68485

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hid from noobies in the water, and they killed me in daylight when i ran to a house

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The tussin, the tussin put it down like it was nothin,' Robocop couldn't stop me pukin' and flushin' no balls to be bustin', no fightin', no cussin'
come again

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would you go to a second date with a guy who stole your phone squishies
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>>68398
yes that was very detailed and hote especially the irrumatio thrust at the end and cum down throat and i got hard reading this which kinda annoying cause i was planning on going to sleep sooner than usual and now i might go fap my bepis instead
wish i could get my cocke sucked 
seemed a bit one sided tho, were you hard while you were doing it?

>but he doesnt like the thing im obsessed with
what's that?
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>>68401
i was hard the whole time, yes. he asked me if i wanted to come, but it was kinda late and i was happy with that. i enjoy the experience more than the orgasm. you have to get girls horny to get it sucked, but you can fap ur useless bepis to my date *pat pat*
i like math squishy
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>>68406
>i like math squishy
omg omg are you into category theory?
i started learning haskell recently and i might pick up a book on the subject so i can understand wtf a monad is
also >tfw no cockhungry bottom gf(male)
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>>68490
kings and the such are monads retard
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>>68491
monoid hands typed this

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a poetic pact of two romantics
I more than tolerate extremisms
the heart inside isn't logical
ugly is our impulse
still beauty yet arises
the demeanor of the connection
is entirely what's worth it
please do not shrink at openness nor that which encompasses
this illusory dimension
that creates delusion of what's of value
the mind is your nature
indeed its all of you
your suffering is fear
but not all is lost
the surfeit of our ego's
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openness, openness is what is important
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>>68420
I like the end piece of bread because it reminds me of myself everyone throws it away before even giving it a chance
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>>68421
I'm conflicted because I don't wanna give you advice because I risk minimalizing your pain but I can't help but tell you that you ought to avoid being jaded and keep trying with others tii you find the right person, but then I'd contradict that and say you ought to look within yourself and improve whatever you feel is pathetic, and we all need to reflect on our ego's don't we. I'm quite pathetic myself nut I believe hope goes a long way, perhaps I don't believe delusion is good but I do think fantasy is what makes us creative and not just cavemen, living in the world of the materialisms and realisms.
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>>68450
>you ought to avoid being jaded and keep trying with others
nah just give up and become a hermit
i have been a hikikomori for 5 years and life has never been better
you can only attain true happiness once people are out of the equation

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wake up crying

Your Fortune: Extremely Bad Luck Holy Hell What Are You Doing
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what's wrong bby
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>>68439
idiot

>>68440
no one really. likes me theyre just pretnding  and then they leave
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>>68446
>no one really. likes me theyre just pretnding  and then they leave
like after having sex with you kind of deal?
its okay now i talkd 2 very njce people 2day and also kitty says she loves me  :3 so please dont worry abt me
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everyday i wake up thanking the lord for the gift of life

>>68446
>no one really. likes me theyre just pretnding  and then they leave
maybe you expect too much from ppl?

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