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[Hide] (174.7KB, 1400x700) When i have nightmares, i chase my own monsters.
My mother had to ask permission to give birth to me.
I missed two days of work once, theyre now what u call "the weekend".
when i drink alcohol, the alcohol gets drunk.
if i get cancer, the cancer would have 3 days to live.
when i lift weights, the weights get Stronger.
when i look at nature, nature writes a poetry about me.
when i rub a genie lamp, the genie appears and says
"now that you're here, I have 2 more wishes!".
I Give "my boss" promotions.
I am what preceeded the chicken and the egg!!!