/s4s/ - anime pillow fight

how in hell do you end up eating your hair when you want to eat chicken wing?

>>9610 (OP) 
>>9611
For me, it doesn't matter what I eat, I always eat some of my hair

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you are both mentally retarded

how long is your hair

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Last time I cut my hair it was cos stray hairs were getting caught on my dildos when I was using a thrusting machine

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>>9614
barely below shoulder length
i guess the trick would be to tying it every time before eating but fuck bothering with that
>>9615
i dont get how that happens 
or was it thrusting into your mouth cause thats the only way i can imagine hair getting stuck on them
did the hair fall out onto the dildos or something

>>9615
uhhh 
>>9616
wow that's pretty long for a boy

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>>9610 (OP) 
Eat them while reclined like this so your hair stays behind, joyous bliss included

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>>9616
>did the hair fall out onto the dildos or something
Yeah
It was at least an inch past shoulder length or so, at that length when I shed hairs they don't just disappear into atmospheric dust and instead get stuck on your other hair before falling out all around the place
>or was it thrusting into your mouth
Never done anything like that, I should really get a set for it someday
Ignoring ass-to-mouth fears (which is why I haven't tried with the smaller stuff) a lot of my buttdildos would probably explode my throat and make me die so it's a little worrying

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You have some pretty goddamn long ass hair Madokanon. I remember you saying that you need girly shampoos just to wash it before but wow. The longest I ever got was past my shoulders. Got that cut as soon as I had money though.

my hair is longer

all this talk of long hair and no one's posting pics

I can’t believe a giant chicken emerged from the ground in Turkey and flapped Madokanon to death with its powerful gargantuan wings.

I wish my hair would grow past my shoulders it just falls out and never gets any longer.

>>9845
Btw I read an article on girly hair care, it recommends
>trim every 2 months to get rid of split ends that provoke more hair damage
>eat more iron, b vitamins, vitamin e and proteins for nicer stronger hair but especially iron
>avoid all stress, hair will fall out 6-12 weeks after a stressful event so don't experience stress lole
>also avoid all regular shampoos with sodium laureth sulfate, it builds up in your scalp and discourages growth
>also don't dry your hair with a towel ever, air dry only
>also don't brush it, brush it as little as possible 
Also they claim your pillow is tearing your hair and you should buy a silk pillowcase but that's probably just the advertisers talking lole

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I think madokanon wants to be a girl

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>>9618
this probably could work for someone else but im too paranoid about getting food crumbs and whatever on my bed so i cant eat like that. id be worrying the entire meal about little things like staining so it wouldnt be enjoyable, even if nothing happens id feel like it will so ya 
and idk itd just feel weird to eat while having my head face upwards, on paper its whatever but after pulling my head down whenever i take a bite my whole life itd get weird to not have to do it, the feeling i get from things like this is like getting into a pool for the first time. i could likely get used to it after enough time but too much food would be spoilt in the process, so id rather not
also i have salad and stuff with the chicken wings whenever i order some so itd just be too much effort to rise from the bed to to put the spoon in my mouth
>>9619
you probably couldve just tied it into a ponytail or something
id imagine someone who enjoys things thrusting up their ass would be reluctant to let go of longer hair, so my condolences
>Never done anything like that
i wonder if it would accidentally thrust into your teeth and hurt a lot
>>9839
i use baby shampoo actually
though i dont know if that constitutes as girly or manly
>Got that cut as soon as I had money
also a reason why i wont ever cut it unless im forced to
no way that shit is going to cost any less than 30 cones of ice cream
>>9843
i think a giant chicken wouldnt be trying to kill people if it emerged from the ground
afaik from what ive seen of them they dont get interested in anything that doesnt look like something that they can eat, which they probably wouldnt think humans to be since we move around and shit idk, and theyre also friendly animals from my encounters with them on the streets here, the giant chicken would either not care that im there or run in fear of something because its still a chicken even if its giant
at the end of the day we would probably kill it somehow and hold a huge all-you-can-eat and itd be really cool
>>9853
i think its just a product of laziness

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>>9927
>you probably couldve just tied it into a ponytail
It wasn't long enough to do like a proper tight braided ponytail and I both like loose, natural hair and wasn't of a mind to put that much effort in anyway
>id imagine someone who enjoys things thrusting up their ass would be reluctant to let go of longer hair, so my condolences
I'm more just smug about the good quality and when it was that long it was kinda scraggly cos just leaving it was getting away from optimal care conditions. I have such high volume shiny hair in short-mid with literally nothing but washing with water butt I think I'll have to find some sort of conditioner to keep that quality if I let it grow out proper again.
>i wonder if it would accidentally thrust into your teeth and hurt a lot
I mean typical for me is to use 'inserted' as the basepoint for the shallowest part of the loop, not only do cyclic insertions not feel as good (and I'll use something with like a medial ring for that kinda external sphincter stimulation anyway) and the dildos do a poor job and turn it into a buttjob (and since I wasn't using clicklock 'dos they'd bend off in the harness and ruin the alignment depending on the method of attachment) especially at higher speeds, but I kinda feel like re-insertion puts a lot of strain on your butthole and you get less bang for your buck with (the same level of) safe play.

Also getting punched in the mouth totally doesn't hurt that much at all so I kinda feel like any amount of teeth bashing would be basically fine
If I was literally gut punching myself I'd have already died lmao