>>9174 (OP)
You probably won't, source: I nearly killed a man, broke two fingers, a nose, and several of his teeth, and burned his face with a cig. They just put me in the psych ward for only a month and had to pay a fine. And I didn't even stop a crime, he was just bullying me. No court, and literally no interrogation because I just admitted everything.
>>9178
Also this, and say that you were drunk. These always are attenuating circumstances.