astolfo is shit for birds
the real legendary astolfo was shit too
he was a comic relief character
he couldn't wield a lance to save his life
"lancer" my ass
he lost all the tournaments
his only saving grace was being cute
this is not a joke
this is not a fate thing
this is the real astolfo from carlovingian legend
it's fucking disgusting
wanna hear about his exploits as a straight femboy?
he simped for the wrong woman and she turned him into a fucking tree
what a fucking moron