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Do you find yourself attractive?
Is it gay to fap to yourself in the mirror?
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god I wish that were me
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god I wish that was really me
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>>10296
Bullshit
<god I wish that were me
Assuming certain artistic licensees taken standard for this format that may literally be me. Well, my dick isn't like that though.
>square edge black case with the those triangle feet and the machinery in those places
That's a hismuth. Actually there's a new hismuth and the case looks lame it turns out, so specifically that's the hismuth that I own. (and that's a kliclok attachment)
First of all, there's no way you could be buying a kliclok machine and not know that there are adapters. The dildo he already has is even a fucking suction cup dildo.
None of the "large" dildos that hismuth sells are packaged with the machine. He seems to be implying it's https://www.hismith.com/en/attachments/722-hismith-12-dual-density-ultra-realistic-dildo-with-veins.html which isn't a package deal. Even the 9inchers that you can get in package sets come with 2-3 other smaller ones, and I think those sets also come with the adapters. It's hard to get a grasp on scale because in the image he's holding it it implies the dildo is fucking gigantic. Either that or he thinks he's fuckin 4'6. It's unclear what kind of floor he's doing this over but if you have an actual large dildo hanging off the edge of a hismuth unless it's a hard one then it's gonna dangle onto the fucking floor (we know it's not a hard one from panel 5).
Anyway, the most unrealistic thing is that a freestanding hismuth did cold-entry penetration with an invisible amount of lube. Absolutely the machine would have bucked up (or rolled backwards if it's not against a wall). It is not heavy. The fifth panel the fucking front half of the machine would be off the ground and it'd be rolling backwards if it's not secured. Hismuth sells no way of securing your machine. The machine also has no real push output at low speeds, and at higher speeds it's going to angle off wildly rather than going in (and even knock the machine over). The last panel is either fucking mythological wish fulfillment or illhearted false advertisement.
>>10302
didn't know you were into fucking horses, madokanon
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>>10302
agatha?
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the absolute state of ecelebfags
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>>10308
i only know one guy who would have an expertise on dildos and write that much about it
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>>10302
i found this last night its really cute and wholesome for horse on woman art
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